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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - The Lady in the Bottle (S01E01)

Just your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill genie.

"Just your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill genie."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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-Beautiful? -Yes.

"-Beautiful? -Yes."

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Desirable?

"Desirable?"

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-And helpful? -Yes, yes.

"-And helpful? -Yes, yes."

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Captain, that's the classic fantasy.

"Captain, that's the classic fantasy."

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A beautiful girl on a desert island. A girl who would do anything for you.

"A beautiful girl on a desert island. A girl who would do anything for you."

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Do you know who that girl was?

"Do you know who that girl was?"

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No, sir. l've never seen her before in my life.

"No, sir. l've never seen her before in my life."

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-She was your mother. -My mother's in Salt Lake City, sir.

"-She was your mother. -My mother's in Salt Lake City, sir."

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l'm a psychiatrist. l know a mother when l see one.

"l'm a psychiatrist. l know a mother when l see one."

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Now, l suggest you go home and get some rest, a lot of it.

"Now, l suggest you go home and get some rest, a lot of it."

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Well, thank you.

"Well, thank you."

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l feel a lot better getting this off my chest.

"l feel a lot better getting this off my chest."

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For a while there, l was afraid l was cracking up.

"For a while there, l was afraid l was cracking up."

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-Were you? -Yes.

"-Were you? -Yes."

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Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

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Get me General Stone.

"Get me General Stone."

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Darling, how would you like me to fix dinner for you?

"Darling, how would you like me to fix dinner for you?"

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That would be wonderful.

"That would be wonderful."

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Well, that's the least l can do for the conquering hero.

"Well, that's the least l can do for the conquering hero."

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Yeah, some hero. l didn't even finish the mission.

"Yeah, some hero. l didn't even finish the mission."

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Well, that really wasn't your fault.

"Well, that really wasn't your fault."

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Tony?

"Tony?"

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-ls there someone in your shower? -No. Of course not.

"-ls there someone in your shower? -No. Of course not."

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Who would be taking a shower--?

"Who would be taking a shower--?"

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-Goodbye. -Goodbye?

"-Goodbye. -Goodbye?"

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l didn't realize how tired l was.

"l didn't realize how tired l was."

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Well, you look a little tired.

"Well, you look a little tired."

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All right, darling. Of course l understand.

"All right, darling. Of course l understand."

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l tell you what. After l get a little rest...

"l tell you what. After l get a little rest..."

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...l'll pick you up, and we'll go to dinner--

"...l'll pick you up, and we'll go to dinner--"

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Well. Well, look-- Look who's here.

"Well. Well, look-- Look who's here."

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l'm looking.

"l'm looking."

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-Melissa, this is-- This is Jeannie. -Tony.

"-Melissa, this is-- This is Jeannie. -Tony."

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l've always prided myself on being tolerant, but....

"l've always prided myself on being tolerant, but...."

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But would you explain to me, what is that girl doing here?

"But would you explain to me, what is that girl doing here?"

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Well, that's the explanation. She's not here.

"Well, that's the explanation. She's not here."

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-What? -Well, she is here...

"-What? -Well, she is here..."

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...but, of course, she's not a girl.

"...but, of course, she's not a girl."

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-No-- -Goodbye, Tony.

"-No-- -Goodbye, Tony."

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-No, no. You don't understand. -Oh, l'm afraid l do understand.

"-No, no. You don't understand. -Oh, l'm afraid l do understand."

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Tony, l may be tolerant, but--

"Tony, l may be tolerant, but--"

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But that's a girl.

"But that's a girl."

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lt's a girl.

"lt's a girl."

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What was that one doing here, master?

"What was that one doing here, master?"

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That one was my fiancée.

"That one was my fiancée."

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-Thou art kidding. -Now, just a minute, young lady.

"-Thou art kidding. -Now, just a minute, young lady."

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-Melissa happens to be a very-- -A black-haired demon.

"-Melissa happens to be a very-- -A black-haired demon."

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Well, yeah, look who's talking.

"Well, yeah, look who's talking."

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l can do much more for thee than she can.

"l can do much more for thee than she can."

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Now, stop that, Jeannie. We don't do that in America.

"Now, stop that, Jeannie. We don't do that in America."

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l mean, when you're engaged to General Stone's daughter...

"l mean, when you're engaged to General Stone's daughter..."

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...you don't do that in America.

"...you don't do that in America."

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Oh, hi, Eddie.

"Oh, hi, Eddie."

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General Stone's on his way over here?

"General Stone's on his way over here?"

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Right. Right, thanks.

"Right. Right, thanks."

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General Stone's on his way-- General Stone's on his way.

"General Stone's on his way-- General Stone's on his way."

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You've gotta get out of here right now.

"You've gotta get out of here right now."

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-l'm happy here with thee. -Oh, but you--

"-l'm happy here with thee. -Oh, but you--"

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Jeannie, l hate to do this, but l wish you to vanish.

"Jeannie, l hate to do this, but l wish you to vanish."

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-Where did l go wrong? -Thou hast set me free.

"-Where did l go wrong? -Thou hast set me free."

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That means that l am free to please thee.

"That means that l am free to please thee."

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And l am going to please thee very much.

"And l am going to please thee very much."

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Oh, no. No, please--

"Oh, no. No, please--"

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Look, you don't understand.

"Look, you don't understand."

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Please, General Stone's gonna be here any minute.

"Please, General Stone's gonna be here any minute."

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l'll tell you-- Get back in your bottle, okay?

"l'll tell you-- Get back in your bottle, okay?"

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-Back in your bottle, huh? -Oh, thou art so masterful.

"-Back in your bottle, huh? -Oh, thou art so masterful."

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Now, Jeannie-- Now, Jeannie, l mean it.

"Now, Jeannie-- Now, Jeannie, l mean it."

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Stop that. l mean it.

"Stop that. l mean it."

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Would you please cut that out?

"Would you please cut that out?"

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l don't think you understand how really important this is.

"l don't think you understand how really important this is."

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This-- l want you to get back in there.

"This-- l want you to get back in there."

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Now, come on, stop playing around.

"Now, come on, stop playing around."

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Please-- Jeannie, look....

"Please-- Jeannie, look...."

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Yeah, look. Jeannie, look.

"Yeah, look. Jeannie, look."

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Look at what l have. lsn't that pretty? Look, look, look.

"Look at what l have. lsn't that pretty? Look, look, look."

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See?

"See?"

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-lt's a black pearl. -Yes, yes. lt's yours. lt's yours. Here.

"-lt's a black pearl. -Yes, yes. lt's yours. lt's yours. Here."

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There. l got you.

"There. l got you."

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Stop.

"Stop."

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Bless you.

"Bless you."

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l'm gonna let you go now, Jeannie, and l--

"l'm gonna let you go now, Jeannie, and l--"

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Thanks for everything. Have a nice trip.

"Thanks for everything. Have a nice trip."

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-Hello, Tony. -How you doing, boy?

"-Hello, Tony. -How you doing, boy?"

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-How are you feeling? -Great. Just great.

"-How are you feeling? -Great. Just great."

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Dr. Bellows told us about your hallucination.

"Dr. Bellows told us about your hallucination."

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Well, you didn't have to mention that, sir.

"Well, you didn't have to mention that, sir."

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lt was nothing really. lt was just the heat of the excitement.

"lt was nothing really. lt was just the heat of the excitement."

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lt was nothing at all. l explained it all to him.

"lt was nothing at all. l explained it all to him."

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Sometimes these hallucinations return, captain.

"Sometimes these hallucinations return, captain."

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ln all conscience, l can't qualify you for active duty again...

"ln all conscience, l can't qualify you for active duty again..."

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...until we're certain that you're completely normal.

"...until we're certain that you're completely normal."

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l am normal. Absolutely normal. There's no girl in a bottle.

"l am normal. Absolutely normal. There's no girl in a bottle."

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Dr. Bellows and l both think--

"Dr. Bellows and l both think--"

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Hey, stop! Hey, wait a minute, there's a girl in there.

"Hey, stop! Hey, wait a minute, there's a girl in there."

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She must have sneaked past us.

"She must have sneaked past us."

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Jeannie? Are you all right? Now, come on, speak to me.

"Jeannie? Are you all right? Now, come on, speak to me."

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What's with this guy, Charlie?

"What's with this guy, Charlie?"

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l told you, there's a girl in there. She's in a bottle.

"l told you, there's a girl in there. She's in a bottle."

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Well, no wonder we didn't see her. You're sick.

"Well, no wonder we didn't see her. You're sick."

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Hey, stop! Please, no! You could kill her.

"Hey, stop! Please, no! You could kill her."

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-l'll buy the garbage from you. -What?

"-l'll buy the garbage from you. -What?"

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l'll buy the whole truckload.

"l'll buy the whole truckload."

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-What do you charge for garbage? -We're in a high-class neighbourhood.

"-What do you charge for garbage? -We're in a high-class neighbourhood."

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l mean, we got a good grade of garbage.

"l mean, we got a good grade of garbage."

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l'll give you $1 0. Here. Jeannie. Jeannie, speak to me. Please!

"l'll give you $1 0. Here. Jeannie. Jeannie, speak to me. Please!"

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Jeannie? Jeann--

"Jeannie? Jeann--"

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-Oh, here she is. Here she is. -Come along with us, captain.

"-Oh, here she is. Here she is. -Come along with us, captain."

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We'll buy you all the garbage you want. lt's all right.

"We'll buy you all the garbage you want. lt's all right."

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No, no, no....

"No, no, no...."

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Jeannie, you can come out now.

"Jeannie, you can come out now."

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She saved my life, you know.

"She saved my life, you know."

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Come on out, Jeannie, the general's waiting.

"Come on out, Jeannie, the general's waiting."

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Oh, look, look, look.

"Oh, look, look, look."

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Look, look. See? See? Now, come on.

"Look, look. See? See? Now, come on."

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