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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - The Lady in the Bottle (S01E01)

Yeah, now l see her. She's really quite...

"Yeah, now l see her. She's really quite..."

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-...smooth. She's beautiful. -Very clear.

"-...smooth. She's beautiful. -Very clear."

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You and this girl were inside of this bottle, playing marbles.

"You and this girl were inside of this bottle, playing marbles."

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-Call the hospital. -Please-- No, wait. Sir--

"-Call the hospital. -Please-- No, wait. Sir--"

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Please.

"Please."

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You really believed me, didn't you, huh?

"You really believed me, didn't you, huh?"

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l really had you fooled.

"l really had you fooled."

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Oh, if you could see the expression on your faces.

"Oh, if you could see the expression on your faces."

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What do you mean, you had us fooled?

"What do you mean, you had us fooled?"

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When l was putting you on. Do you remember the time...

"When l was putting you on. Do you remember the time..."

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...you locked me in the freezing chamber and left me there, huh?

"...you locked me in the freezing chamber and left me there, huh?"

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And do you remember the time you blew me out of the wind tunnel?

"And do you remember the time you blew me out of the wind tunnel?"

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Well, l was just getting back at them, sir.

"Well, l was just getting back at them, sir."

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You mean the whole thing is just a gag?

"You mean the whole thing is just a gag?"

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And what a gag. l really had you guys going, huh?

"And what a gag. l really had you guys going, huh?"

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You made it seem remarkably real.

"You made it seem remarkably real."

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Very interesting.

"Very interesting."

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Well, l hope l didn't carry this too far, general.

"Well, l hope l didn't carry this too far, general."

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You really had me worried, Tony.

"You really had me worried, Tony."

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l wouldn't want a son-in-law who went around seeing genies, would l?

"l wouldn't want a son-in-law who went around seeing genies, would l?"

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-Well, of course not, sir. -Rest. l'll see you in the morning.

"-Well, of course not, sir. -Rest. l'll see you in the morning."

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-Yes, sir. -Let's go.

"-Yes, sir. -Let's go."

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Come on, you guys. l really had you going.

"Come on, you guys. l really had you going."

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We thought we'd lost you.

"We thought we'd lost you."

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Well, you'll know better than to play practical jokes on me in the future.

"Well, you'll know better than to play practical jokes on me in the future."

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Oh, l'm terribly sorry.

"Oh, l'm terribly sorry."

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Thou deceived me.

"Thou deceived me."

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l should turn thee into a serpent with two heads.

"l should turn thee into a serpent with two heads."

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Now, don't do anything you're gonna feel sorry for.

"Now, don't do anything you're gonna feel sorry for."

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l trusted thee. What manner of master art thou?

"l trusted thee. What manner of master art thou?"

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l appreciate everything you've done for me.

"l appreciate everything you've done for me."

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Honestly, l do. But--

"Honestly, l do. But--"

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Well, there's just no room for you in my life.

"Well, there's just no room for you in my life."

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l wish you'd take my shirt off, Jeannie.

"l wish you'd take my shirt off, Jeannie."

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No, no! l mean, l wish you'd put on your own clothes.

"No, no! l mean, l wish you'd put on your own clothes."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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You're just not Air Force, Jeannie.

"You're just not Air Force, Jeannie."

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l have a career. l have a fiancée.

"l have a career. l have a fiancée."

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That one, she's made of ice. She could never make thee happy.

"That one, she's made of ice. She could never make thee happy."

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For over 2000 years l've been in that bottle.

"For over 2000 years l've been in that bottle."

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And then....

"And then...."

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Then this hand released me.

"Then this hand released me."

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Oh, when l saw thy wise face...

"Oh, when l saw thy wise face..."

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...l cannot tell thee how much happiness thou hast brought to me.

"...l cannot tell thee how much happiness thou hast brought to me."

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No, no, no. No.

"No, no, no. No."

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Thou must relax.

"Thou must relax."

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Wait, wait. Now, stop. Jeannie. Jeannie, put me down.

"Wait, wait. Now, stop. Jeannie. Jeannie, put me down."

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Jeannie, stop.

"Jeannie, stop."

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Now, is this not better?

"Now, is this not better?"

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Well....

"Well...."

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Well....

"Well...."

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lt beats going into orbit.

"lt beats going into orbit."

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How'd you get in that crazy bottle anyway?

"How'd you get in that crazy bottle anyway?"

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A wicked and powerful jinn...

"A wicked and powerful jinn..."

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...put me in there because l would not marry him.

"...put me in there because l would not marry him."

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You poor kid.

"You poor kid."

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lt must have been wild in those days.

"lt must have been wild in those days."

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Oh, it was.

"Oh, it was."

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lt would please thee to see it.

"lt would please thee to see it."

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Hey, this is wild.

"Hey, this is wild."

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Ladies-- No, no, no.

"Ladies-- No, no, no."

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Please stop.

"Please stop."

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We don't do this in Cocoa Beach.

"We don't do this in Cocoa Beach."

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Hey, look, Jeannie, l--

"Hey, look, Jeannie, l--"

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Jeannie, would you please--?

"Jeannie, would you please--?"

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Could you--? Lady, would you take this--?

"Could you--? Lady, would you take this--?"

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Would you stop this.

"Would you stop this."

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-Art thou not pleased, master? -Yes-- No!

"-Art thou not pleased, master? -Yes-- No!"

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Now, look, they're liable to lock me up now.

"Now, look, they're liable to lock me up now."

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Thou art the most stubborn and ungrateful master l've ever served.

"Thou art the most stubborn and ungrateful master l've ever served."

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Hey, Jeannie.

"Hey, Jeannie."

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That's-- That's very kind of you.

"That's-- That's very kind of you."

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You can go. Disappear now. Jeannie, don't leave me here.

"You can go. Disappear now. Jeannie, don't leave me here."

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Don't leave them here. Jeannie.

"Don't leave them here. Jeannie."

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Jeannie. Jeannie.

"Jeannie. Jeannie."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

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Look, l want us to part friends.

"Look, l want us to part friends."

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l'll tell you what, let's--

"l'll tell you what, let's--"

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Let's go get your bottle and take it down to the beach...

"Let's go get your bottle and take it down to the beach..."

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...or somewhere where you won't be seen, and you can take off.

"...or somewhere where you won't be seen, and you can take off."

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l'm sorry if l hurt your feelings.

"l'm sorry if l hurt your feelings."

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So that's what's been going on since l've been out of town!

"So that's what's been going on since l've been out of town!"

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l never saw him before.

"l never saw him before."

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But he's got a bottle waiting for you at his place.

"But he's got a bottle waiting for you at his place."

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-You rotten home wrecker! -No, no, no. l--

"-You rotten home wrecker! -No, no, no. l--"

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Sir, l wasn't talking to your wife. l was talking to your smoke.

"Sir, l wasn't talking to your wife. l was talking to your smoke."

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l thought it was a friend of mine. Thank you.

"l thought it was a friend of mine. Thank you."

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Hello, Tony.

"Hello, Tony."

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We were having a little barbecue, sir.

"We were having a little barbecue, sir."

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-Are you going to a costume ball? -No-- Well, l thought l might.

"-Are you going to a costume ball? -No-- Well, l thought l might."

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Shall we go inside.

"Shall we go inside."

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Why don't we stay out here, sir. lt's so cool.

"Why don't we stay out here, sir. lt's so cool."

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Tony, let's go inside.

"Tony, let's go inside."

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-You won't like it in there. -Well, why not?

"-You won't like it in there. -Well, why not?"

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-For one thing, l'm redecorating. -How come you didn't tell me?

"-For one thing, l'm redecorating. -How come you didn't tell me?"

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Wait!

"Wait!"

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Wait, l can explain everything. lt's very simple--

"Wait, l can explain everything. lt's very simple--"

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You all make yourselves comfortable.

"You all make yourselves comfortable."

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That's much better.

"That's much better."

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Sit down. Sit down.

"Sit down. Sit down."

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Tony, there are certain things that are expected of Melissa's husband.

"Tony, there are certain things that are expected of Melissa's husband."

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Yes, sir, l know.

"Yes, sir, l know."

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-Find that amusing? -No. No.

"-Find that amusing? -No. No."

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-That's not funny. -What did you say?

"-That's not funny. -What did you say?"

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Nothing. Nothing.

"Nothing. Nothing."

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You seem very nervous, Tony.

"You seem very nervous, Tony."

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No, sir, l'm fine. Fine. Just fine.

"No, sir, l'm fine. Fine. Just fine."

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l'm gonna recommend a vacation for you.

"l'm gonna recommend a vacation for you."

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That's an excellent idea, sir.

"That's an excellent idea, sir."

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Somewhere a long, long way away from here.

"Somewhere a long, long way away from here."

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That's a wonderful idea.

"That's a wonderful idea."

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-l believe in long honeymoons. -So do l. So do l.

"-l believe in long honeymoons. -So do l. So do l."

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l know that you've been under a terrible strain, darling.

"l know that you've been under a terrible strain, darling."

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And l'm-- l'm willing to make allowances...

"And l'm-- l'm willing to make allowances..."

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...up to a point.

"...up to a point."

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But--

"But--"

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You don't want me to make allowances?

"You don't want me to make allowances?"

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Oh, l do. l do.

"Oh, l do. l do."

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Get out of that dress.

"Get out of that dress."

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