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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The V-Word (S04E04)

"Well, I have a solution."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Great. We're open to anything."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Get a vasectomy. -What?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-I never even thought of that. -Who would think of it?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sounds awfully permanent, Lowell."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's what's great about it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"One afternoon and you never have to worry about it again."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What do you think?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, I, uh... [clears throat]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I think I need more information"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"from the expert who brought it up in front of my wife."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. Come on, Lowell."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's go talk about it in the driveway man-to-man. Come on."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Come on! Come on."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles] Come on."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What are you doing to me?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"As soon as you called me a man, I knew I was in trouble."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You never say the V-word in another man's house."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-I was just trying to help. -[scoffs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, millions of guys get vasec--"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Stop saying it!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let me tell you something, Lowell."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Surgery is knives and scalpels and needles,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and none of those will ever come anywhere near my favorite friend."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So, then, don't do it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. But now she's heard the word."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's out there."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You did a very bad thing, Lowell. Very bad."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm not sorry."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You were both playing footsie with me under the table. I had to make it stop."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Where do you think you're going? -My stuff's in there."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, you should've thought about that"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"before you fired up your propaganda machine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Where's Lowell? -Oh, uh, he left. Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He felt bad about getting involved in our personal business."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, his idea would solve our problem once and for all."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, maybe it's worth considering."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Uh-huh. -[gasps] I'm gonna go call Janette."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I think her husband had one."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Very bad, Lowell!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Can I come sit with you guys yet?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. Thanks to you, Andi says it's something we should consider."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"She's calling her friend Janette."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"When Janette got wind chimes, we got wind chimes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"How could you say the V-word in front of his wife?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why do you hate him?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I didn't know it was such a terrible idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Fine, you can come back over. But you can never say that word again."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I won't, I swear. That was a cold, lonely eight minutes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[clears throat]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The question is: What do I do now?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Obviously, I'm not gonna get a... I can't even say it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's just call it Lowell's terrible idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You could make Lowell's terrible idea go away"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"if you give Andi a better solution."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Like what? -There are other forms of birth control."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Your mother and I used the rhythm method."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It only failed twice-- one, two."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Or you could just do it with lady on top. Let gravity do the work."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"How do you not have 20 kids?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Gravity. -Mm."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"She's not gonna go for any of those."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, don't listen to Don's terrible idea. That's the new terrible idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Don't get cocky. You started this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, the minute Lowell mentioned it, you know what popped into my head?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Our old dog Rex."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Oh. -After we had him fixed,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"he was never the same."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's true. Poor guy stopped chasing the Frisbee."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Just didn't see the point anymore."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"His one purpose in life was to make little Rexes,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and the doctor just took it away."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And then, of course, there was the end."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ah..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The end? What happened to Rex?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Ran out in front of the bookmobile."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We'll never know if it was on purpose or not."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But if he had thumbs, I bet he would have written a note."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I just need a surefire way to make this whole thing disappear."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, I guess I could just say "no.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay. Nice knowing you, Rex."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. It won't work. That "no" won't stick."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why not?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Because if you hit her with a knee-jerk "no""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"without anything to back it up, she'll hit you with a "why.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And then you're dead."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Right. So whenever Marcy suggests some nutty thing,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I go through the motions, I get informed, and then I say, "I thought about it,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I did my homework, but it's a 'no.'""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And that "no" sticks?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, yeah, the wives love it when you do your homework."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Deep down, they're all teachers."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's a thoughtful, open-minded "no." Wives dig that hippie crap."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay. How about this? I'll go for a consultation"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"with a doctor who specializes in Lowell's terrible idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I didn't invent it. I just said it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And I'll bring Andi with me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, she'll see me doing my homework by listening to the doctor,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I take a day or two to consider it with an open mind,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"then I give Andi a "no" that sticks."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Then problem solved-- no vasectomy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-[all] Lowell! -I heard it. I'll go back over there."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, I am so impressed that you would even consider this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, a consultation seemed like a good idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I like to do my homework before I make a decision."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You can never go wrong with homework."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You look hot."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I do?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I don't know. It's been too long."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You could grow that stupid mustache again. I'd be all over you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Mr. and Mrs. Burns, the doctor's ready for you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You okay? You nervous?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. It's a consultation."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[chuckles softly] A consultation is just a consultation."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Everybody feels uneasy,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but once they talk to the doctor, they relax."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Some guys even do the procedure during the consultation."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, that's what Janette's husband did."
Man with a Plan (2016)
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