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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - The V-Word (S04E04)

"He did, huh? [chuckles]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Old wind chime Bob?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[alarm ringing]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[can pops open]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"How did you get in the house? I had the keys."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, I used my Swiss Army knife."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I hid it under my dress."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Doctor has a knife, I have a knife. Fair is fair."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Care to tell me what happened back there?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't do it. I can't do it so much,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I can't even pretend to think about doing it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You were pretending?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes. I wanted you to think I was open-minded about that procedure,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but I am not."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Do you know what they do in that room? It is barbaric!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But it was your idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, it was Lowell's idea. I would never suggest that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It would be taking away my whole purpose on this planet."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What about the little Adams?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What, you mean, like, babies?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's what I'm here for."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"To pass on all this good stuff."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But we already had babies. And we don't need any more."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, I... I know we did, but I'm just saying."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What if?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You mean what if I get struck by lightning"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and you want to have kids with some new woman?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That "what if"?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No. It's bigger and less selfish than that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What if I want to have kids with lots of women?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs] Excuse me?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, if there's a natural disaster. You know, the big one."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Meteor or alien invasion."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Everybody gets wiped out except me and five young women."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, they're young now. I see."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's lots of 'em, and they're young."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, yeah, they have to be young."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Those are the only people that survive the big one."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[Andi] Uh-huh."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Then how did you survive? -I can survive anything."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-I got my Swiss Army knife. -Ugh."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"My point is, I may have to populate the human race."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's happened before. My name is Adam."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, so your big worry is a doomsday orgy fantasy?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And you don't want to change that story?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah. Why?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I was warned about this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If I had that operation, uh..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I would feel like less of a man."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why didn't you just say that?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Because no man wants to say that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We don't even want to admit the possibility"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"that we could be less of a man."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You don't think I'm curious about the mango margarita? Huh?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It looks delicious, but I will never order one."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wow."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That is some deep, ancient boy stuff."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We think things."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We don't tell you all the things, but we think 'em."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, first of all,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I would never want you to do something that you didn't want to do."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And second of all, you could never be less of a man to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Really? -Really."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[both chuckle]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, uh..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"it's windy today."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And when I was running home, trying to keep my dress down..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"it occurred to me that I may have overreacted a little bit."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-A lot. -A lot."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I love you."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I love you, too."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[both chuckle]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But we still can't have sex."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I know."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[sighs]"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But what's our second-favorite thing to do in the bedroom?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We can watch House Hunters."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, but you can't hug me when they find wood floors under the carpet,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"or we might have a fourth kid."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But it turns me on so much."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You don't look so good."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I had another nookie-free night."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm going crazy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm like a racehorse stuck in a barn."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I know what you mean. It's like the Olympics."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If I don't get it every two years, I feel like I missed something."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Adam? Adam, I just got off the phone with my doctor--"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh. Lowell, you have to go. Now!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now? Why?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Because all your stuff's out there. Come on! Come on."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-Come on, come on. -This keeps happening to me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-[door closes] -What? What? What is it?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The doctor got my test results back, and my headaches aren't from the pill."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's from too much coffee! Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Turns out I have a horrible caffeine addiction!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"How awesome is that?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So awesome!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's celebrate. Where's your pills?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Already took two. Kids are at school."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-I'll race you upstairs. -Okay. Wait, wait, wait."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"-What? -Wait, wait, wait."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What is that for?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, just for fun."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You be the sexy nurse, and I'll be the guy"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"who just woke up from a coma and forgot how to have sex."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, let's go. Oh!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"[upbeat music playing]"
Man with a Plan (2016)