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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Motorcycle (S03E03)

"Malcolm, I'm not playing with you."
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"You better not get behind that wheel!"
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"Ooh! He got behind the wheel!"
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"Yeah, well, that's okay. That's as far as he's gonna get."
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"She's got a tricky ignition. He can't figure it out."
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"[engine starts]"
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"Ooh! He figured it out!"
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"Tina, would you stop giving me play-by-play"
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"and go stop him?!"
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"I'm telling you, Malcolm, if you crash your little brother,"
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"you best believe I'm coming for you!"
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"[imitating Elvis]: Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"please welcome the Beer Chug Champion"
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"of the Silver Sands Motel and Casino..."
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"...Gemma Johnson Presley."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Thank you. And to all the tired moms out there,"
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"if you can dream it, you can drink it."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I got to hand it to us."
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"That was the craziest morning of my life."
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"I can't believe we hit all three of those nightclubs."
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"Yeah. Although it would have been more fun if they were open."
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"I guess for an old, boring couple,"
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"we still know how to party."
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"We sure do. [laughs]"
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"Mmm. Gin and Gatorade."
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"Well, the good news is I don't have to worry"
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"about you dying on that motorcycle anymore,"
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"because your father is gonna kill you!"
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"Oh, please. I am not afraid of Pop."
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"But you think we have enough gas to get to Mexico?"
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"Malcolm, why are you being so stubborn about this?"
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"Can't you see we are just trying to protect you?"
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"And I appreciate that, Ma, but I'm a grown man."
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"That is not your job anymore."
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"Oh, really? When did I get fired from being your mother?"
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"I am not firing you, okay?"
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"I'm just kind of..."
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"reducing your hours."
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"Look, Ma, I know you think that's stupid,"
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"but to me, this isn't just about the bike."
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"Then what's it about?"
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"It's about me being independent,"
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"making my own choices."
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"Okay, I've been working and saving up money for a long time."
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"I've earned this."
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"Just because you earned it does not make it a good idea."
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"Well, maybe not, but it does make it my call."
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"Still... you are my baby."
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"I know, Ma, but I'm also my own man."
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"You understand that, right?"
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"Of course I do."
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"Then instead of fighting me on this,"
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"I need you to try being proud of me."
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"Fine. I'm never gonna like it,"
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"but if it means that much to you, I guess..."
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"I just have to accept it."
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"Thank you, Ma."
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"[sighs]And I promise, I will be careful, okay?"
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"I won't be one of these reckless idiots riding around"
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"with no idea what they're doing."
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"[horn tooting, engine revving]"
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"Malcolm, pull over there!"
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"And God help you if you adjusted my seat, boy!"
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"Pop, what the hell are you doing on my bike?!"
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"You're gonna kill yourself!"
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"Relax. I've been riding motorcycles"
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"since before you were born.[tires screeching]"
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"Oh!"
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"[crashing]Calvin!"
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"Ma, is he okay?"
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"CALVIN: Damn it! The next time I swerve into your lane,"
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"you better get out of my way, fool!"
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"Yeah, he's fine.Yeah."
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"Ooh, hey, Calvin. You okay?"
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"Yeah, Tina said you got in an accident"
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"on Malcolm's motorcycle."
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"Well, what all did she tell you?"
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"Well, that was pretty much it."
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"Oh, okay. So here's what happened."
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"I was cruising"
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"down Franklin, and this big rig--"
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"it jackknifed right in front of me."
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"And I... and I realized there's no way"
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"that I'm gonna get off of this thing."
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"So... so I slid. I was like... [imitates screeching]"
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"And then I came out, and there was some kids"
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"in the crosswalk, and I was like,"
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""Oh, Lord, look at these kids. There's no way.""
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"So I had to pop a wheelie, like..."
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"[imitates engine revving]"
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"And then the kids, they was like "Save me.""
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"It was like, "Thank you, mister." And I was like,"
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""Fine, kids. It's what I do." You know?"
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"There was a curb there, and for whatever reason,"
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"it was a family of ducks, and I was like, "Aah!""
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"And that's when I hopped. That's when I hit the curb,"
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"and I was like, "Hey, hey! There you go.""
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"And everybody was safe, though."
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"The animals were cool, and the kids were happy,"
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"and I gave 'em money for pizza."
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"Uh, but, uh, I don't like to talk about it, man."
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"Wow."
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"Wow. Well, uh,"
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"we had a pretty wild weekend, too."
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"Uh, Gemma swam in a hotel fountain"
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"and rode her suitcase around a luggage carousel."
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"Only after Dave drank a mini-fridge full of vodka"
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"and chased it with half a jar of bath beads."
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"Guys, if you're just gonna make stuff up,"
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"I'm gonna go inside."
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