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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Motorcycle (S03E03)

"[buzzer]MAN [over TV]: Wrong."
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"Really, girl? You guessing six dollars for Rice-A-Roni?"
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"I knew it from your nails,"
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"you never been in a grocery store."
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"Hey, Tina, have you seen Malcolm?"
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"I just finished watching that show Zombie Wars,"
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"and I want to spoil the ending for him."
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"Um, yeah, he went shopping."
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"Oh, good. You know what? I'll text him"
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"to pick up some Kleenex, because his favorite character"
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"is about to become an all-you-can-eat buffet."
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"Well, it's not exactly that kind of shopping."
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"He went to the used car lot to get himself a car."
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"Without me? But I'm the car expert."
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"If I'm not there to support him,"
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"who gonna tell him he picked out something stupid?"
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"I know it hurts, babe."
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"Telling people they're stupid"
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"is one of your favorite things."
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"But Malcolm is a grown man."
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"We've got to let him make his own choices."
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"I don't know, babe. It sounds stupid."
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"Calvin, come on. This is important to him."
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"He's been working hard."
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"He saved up enough money to do this on his own."
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"We need to be supportive of him,"
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"no matter what car he comes home with."
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"Fine."
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"But those used car dealers are gonna eat him alive."
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"Just like those zombies did to that family"
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"that was hiding under the canoe!"
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"[horn honking "Shave and a Haircut"]"
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"Ooh, that's him!"
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"Let's go see what he got."
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"I don't know. From the sounds of that horn,"
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"I'm guessing it's this big and full of clowns."
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"[chuckles]: Hey, check it out, guys."
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"What do you think?"
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"[engine revving]"
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"Oh, hell yeah! Hell no!"
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"What?"
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"We not being supportive anymore?"
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"Well, in that case,"
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"the preacher in your zombie show dies."
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"♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪"
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"♪ Welcome to the hood."
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"You bought a motorcycle?"
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"What the hell were you thinking?"
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"Yeah, Malcolm."
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"Oh, you got the chrome exhaust on it."
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"Malcolm, you said"
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"that you were gonna get a used car."
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"I know, Ma. And I was going to."
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"But then I saw this."
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"And I realized this face is too sexy"
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"to be hiding behind a windshield."
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"You are taking that back this instant. Right, Calvin?"
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"Huh? What?"
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"Look,"
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"I'm sorry, Ma, but I'm not taking it back."
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"[scoffs] Excuse me?"
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"Did you already crash?"
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"'Cause I think you got brain damage."
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"Ma, I paid for this with my own money,"
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"and it's my decision, not yours.CALVIN: Whoa, whoa."
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"Malcolm, come on. Don't talk to your mother like that."
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"Now, you're taking it back."
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"But before you do, let me sit on it."
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"Calvin, don't you dare."
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"Come on, Tina."
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"You got to admit, it's pretty cool."
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"What is it with men and motorcycles?"
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"Anybody with half a brain"
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"knows that there is nothing cool about them."
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"Whoa!"
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"That is so cool."
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"What'd I do?"
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"I'll tell you what you did."
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"You gave me a chance to sit on this bad boy."
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"All right, well, let me get on behind you, then."
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"Whoa! Whoa!Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"[exhales]Oh, hey. Where were you?"
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"Over at Tina's trying to calm her down."
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"[exhales] How'd it go?"
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"I thought a glass of wine might help,"
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"but then she finished the bottle,"
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"and it went the other way."
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"You know, I know it's dangerous,"
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"but that bike is so cool.[chuckles]"
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"Remember when you used to pick me up on yours?"
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"It was so exciting. Racing around town,"
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"zigzagging through traffic."
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"Yeah. I miss that Vespa."
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"We used to do so many crazy things like that."
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"Remember when we went skinny-dipping in Lake Michigan?"
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"Oh, I sure do. That was the summer I learned"
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"that catfish can bite.[chuckles]"
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"Wow. That all feels like a million years ago."
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"Yeah."
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"What happened to those people?"
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"Well, one of us went to the ER."
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"Gemma, is it possible that we've gotten boring?"
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"What?! No."
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"We went to a party just last weekend.Gemma,"
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"we were chaperones at Grover's school dance."
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"Yeah, and thanks to us,"
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"now they all know the Cabbage Patch."
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"I'm serious."
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"You know, we haven't done anything crazy"
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"in the longest time."
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"We're as lame as that fifth grader"
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"who got pantsed on the dance floor."
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"Well, what are we supposed to do?"
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"We're parents now. We have responsibilities."
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"Well, actually, tonight, we don't."
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"You know, Grover's at a sleepover."
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"We can do whatever we want."
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"Like what?"
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"I don't know. Like..."
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"go to Vegas."
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