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Clips from Rutherford Falls (2021) - Firefighters Pancake Breakfast (S02E02)

"- Mm-mm. No."
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"* *"
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"- You put out fires in our gorgeous town,"
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"but you also light a flame within our hearts and our minds"
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"and in the soul of America. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Here, have a mouse pad with my face on it."
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"[laughter] - Thank you."
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"- Is this what you all want?"
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"A bunch of tacky garbage?"
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"Isn't there enough clutter around here?"
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"- Excuse me?"
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"- Looks like this toddler needs a nap."
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"[laughter] - All I mean is,"
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"the job you do is insane."
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"And how does this town show it's appreciation?"
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"By sticking you here, which--get ready"
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"for some tough love--is a dump."
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"This building hasn't been updated"
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"since before I was born."
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"- And we love its rustic flavor."
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"Do you really want a mayor who is younger than a building?"
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"- [chuckles] Yeah. - Do you really want a couch"
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"that's so old,"
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"the Virgin Mary's water broke on it?"
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"- Please, real warriors don't need fancy frills."
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"They use every part of the break room."
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"- Well, maybe some frills would be nice."
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"The TV volume is stuck on maximum."
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"Feels like Pat Sajak is screaming letters at me."
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"- Kid's right. This place sucks."
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"- Thank you, Linda."
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"I may be young,"
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"but I'm not gonna waste your time with tchotchkes."
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"The Bobbie Yang administration is gonna make your quality"
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"of life a day-one priority,"
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"with some major upgrades. [laughter]"
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"- Ghost likes your style."
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"- And I promise to always be honest with you."
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"The Ghost thing isn't catching on."
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"[laughter] - Ain't that right?"
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"You got my vote."
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"Right on, man."
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"- This is the most relaxed I've ever been."
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"I can see now that we need to stop focusing on Ye Olde Past"
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"and start looking at Ye Olde Future."
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"- See, I told ya,"
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"you just needed a little reboot."
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"- No, it's much bigger than that."
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"We need to get into the legal cannabis business."
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"I used to think this stuff was just for burnouts,"
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"but if dweebs like you are doing it,"
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"that implies a huge untapped market"
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"of all kinds of goobers."
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"- Uh, why is this turning into a roast?"
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"- We have a built-in infrastructure"
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"through our smoke shops."
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"It fits perfectly with our image"
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"as a fun tourist destination."
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"- You could get me wholesale prices."
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"There's these ones that I can never find."
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"They're called Sour Zoingas."
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"- The state sits in a legal gray area currently"
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"when it comes to dispensaries."
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"No one knows exactly what they can and can't do."
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"But our jurisdiction allows us to cut through all that."
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"It's a sovereignty flex."
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"We could be the leaders in this region,"
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"setting the standard from seed to product,"
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"using the same advanced agricultural processes"
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"that have sustained us since time immemorial."
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"- Yes."
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"So I should probably just, like, text you"
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"a picture of the Zoingas?"
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"- But Council will never fund something like this."
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"I can't present an idea without a way to pay for it."
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"- I know someone who knows a lot about cannabis"
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"and is swimming in money."
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"- Snoop Dogg."
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"- Close."
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"Roy Crooks."
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"His Nation made a killing in the legal weed game."
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"- No way. The day I ask him for help,"
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"that's the day that--it's-- well, it's not even"
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"a day I can specify"
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"because it's not a realistic scenario,"
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"is what I'm saying. - We need cash, bud."
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"Roy Crooks wipes his ass with $100 bills."
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"- Exactly. He's insufferable."
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"- Oh."
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"- The man at geotags himself"
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"every time he's in Italy"
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"to buy a new pair of Gucci shoes."
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"- Okay. What's worse,"
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"jeopardizing the fate of your people, or calling up"
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"some guy that you think is kind of annoying?"
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"- [sighs]"
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"I'm thinking."
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"- [laughs] Yes."
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"I mean, how hard is it to hold a hose"
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"and point it at a fire?"
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"Like, do you have to be all roided out like Calfzilla?"
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"- Yeah, I mean,"
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"the real firefighter's the water."
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"- Yes! - I mean, these guys"
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"are basically like hose holders."
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"- Yeah, like a little just-- "Hmm, hey, I hold the hose.""
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"- Glad to hear our service is appreciated, boys."
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"- Oh--"
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"- Okay. Just crushed that."
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"Now we're fully on the same page."
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"What's happening? - What's happening is,"
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"your friend Nathan is talking a lot of smack,"
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"and I heard you call me Calfzilla."
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"- That's body shaming."
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"- You think what we do is easy, huh?"
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"- [gasps] Big surprise."
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"These silver spoon coastal elites"
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"are always looking down on us working class folk."
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"- Unbelievable."
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"- You own a gym and drive a Tesla."
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