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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.2 (S01E01)

"threatening to set fire to my good chaise longue and all sorts."
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"By Jesus, they were absolutely desperate to borrow the van."
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"Colm, they didn't "borrow" your van."
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"They stole your van,"
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"used it to move arms across the border,"
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"and then they blew it up."
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"Aye. Nightmare altogether."
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"Or diabolique, as they say in France."
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"Or, "You're still not going to Paris," as they say in Derry."
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"Ach, well, I'm delighted for you, Colm."
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"- What? - Well, I just mean that,"
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"well, before he had nothing really going for him,"
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"but now, well, now he is somebody."
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"Now he's the fella that got tied to his own radiator."
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"- Thanks, Sarah. - We should ring UTV,"
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"get them to do an interview."
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"When Shauna Sharkey was interviewed..."
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"do you mind the time where her and her brother got hijacked?"
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"Well, Fionnula gave her free chips for a month."
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"- You're joking. - Honest to God."
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"I'll go."
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"You will never guess what she's done this time, Erin."
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"Did she nick the noticeboard from the chip shop, Clare?"
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"♪ You're unbelievable ♪"
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"Fionnula was out the back, cashing up."
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"I sneaked in, yanked it off the wall and away I went."
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"I was like a thief in the night."
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"You were "like" a thief in the night?"
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"You actually were a thief in the night,"
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"and you stole from Fionnula, of all people."
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"Fionnula!"
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"I once saw her punch a Rottweiler, Michelle."
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"If she finds out about this, she'll kill you."
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"Kill us. You're an accessory after the fact now,"
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"- my friend. - God!"
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"Can I ask why you stole the noticeboard?"
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"So we get first dibs on all the jobs."
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"Wouldn't it have been easier to just remove the notices?"
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"They're only Blu Tacked on."
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"Fuck off, dickweed."
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"Christ, what possessed you, Michelle?"
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"Yeah, the more I talk about it and the more I sober up..."
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"- the less sure I am, really. - You were drunk?"
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"Brilliant!"
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"Fuck. We're not like Jenny Joyce."
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"Nobody is just going to hand us things."
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"But that doesn't mean we shouldn't have things."
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"Come on, Clare."
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"I know how much you've dreamed of seeing the Arc de..."
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"whatever the fuck it's called."
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"James..."
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"I know how much you want to practice the shit out of the past participle."
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"Orla..."
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"you really, really buzz off those Renault Clio ads."
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"And you, Erin."
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"Well... you're just riding Charlene Kavanagh."
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"I'm not riding her."
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"I just think it might be time I moved on, friendship-wise."
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"You are aware you're talking to your current friends?"
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"We can't give up on Paris."
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"Let's do this, girls. Let's just make it happen."
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"God, I've never seen you so fired up."
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"I will buck a French lad, Erin."
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"I will buck a French lad, so help me God."
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"So, firstly we have the tutoring."
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"And out of everyone,"
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"I thought you might be best suited to that, Clare, because..."
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"I'm the brightest."
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"Well, in that conventional sort of way, I suppose."
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"There's also some babysitting."
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"The child will be in bed,"
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"so you should just about be able to manage that, Michelle."
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"Oh, thanks. And you should just about be able to manage this."
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"Always the lady."
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"There's also some gardening, mowing a lawn, et cetera."
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"This will require a bit of muscle, so..."
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"you should take that one, Orla."
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"No, I should do that one."
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"It's a man's job, Erin. I'm a man."
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"- That's debatable. - I'm more of a man than Orla."
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"I do not accept that."
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"Come on, Erin."
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"Fine. So, that leaves dog-walking and washing a car."
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"Is it a Renault Clio?"
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"- No. - I'll take the dogs."
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"Okay."
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"Let's go to work."
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ Looking back on the track For a little green bag ♪"
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"♪ I got to find just the kind Or losing my mind ♪"
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"♪ Out of sight in the night Out of sight in the day... ♪"
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"You thieving wee fuckers!"
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"- How did you find out? - Doesn't matter how she found out."
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"That's not what's important, what's important is that we are all deeply..."
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"- Her mother rang me. - You told your ma?"
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"Okay, I cracked."
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"I couldn't handle it, and I cracked."
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"- For fuck's sake, Clare. - Enough!"
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"Where do we go from here?"
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"Mary, look, you're family."
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"Well, you're good people."
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"Well, you're decent people."
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"But I have to set an example."
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"No. Dear God, no."
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"You're not talking about a ban."
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"Yes."
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"Let's call it a suspension. I'm sorry, Mary."
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"Ach, Fionnula. What about you? I thought I could smell vinegar."
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"I'm just on my way to meet our Colm here. I'm a nervous wreck."
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"We're doing this interview, you see, for UTV."
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"- I'm going to be on UTV, Fionnula. - Save your breath, Sarah."
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"There'll be no free chips."
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"There'll be no chips, full stop."
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"Excuse me?"
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"What do you expect me to do on a Friday, Fionnula? Cook?"
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"- You expect me to cook? - You could order a pizza."
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"- Pizza is not as nice. - No."
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"You are right, Orla. Pizza is not as nice."
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"Maybe you should have all thought about that."
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"Is there nothing we can do?"
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