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Clips from Family Guy - Papa Has a Rollin' Son (S14E14)

"Okay, I'm shutting this now."
Family Guy
"Okay, so... bye!"
Family Guy
"So now, since I switched to disposable catheters,"
Family Guy
"I no longer have those beet-red infections in my urethra."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"I hope it's not genetic."
Family Guy
"Chris, he's not our dad."
Family Guy
"I can't keep up with this ruse."
Family Guy
"Hey, everybody!"
Family Guy
"Peter, finally, you're home."
Family Guy
"How's it going over there with my dad?"
Family Guy
"Awesome. He fell for the whole thing."
Family Guy
"In fact, we've been having a great time!"
Family Guy
"Wow, that's terrific, Peter!"
Family Guy
"You'll only have to pull it off for a few more hours."
Family Guy
"Then he'll be on a plane tomorrow and I can go home."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's the other good news."
Family Guy
"Bud's not leaving!"
Family Guy
"I told him he can move in with me and Bonnie."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"Peter, this is crazy!"
Family Guy
"Na it's gonna work out fine."
Family Guy
"Oh, and remember, Joe,"
Family Guy
"if Lois is feeling frisky at night,"
Family Guy
"it's index finger around and clockwise."
Family Guy
"And just keep doing that to yourself"
Family Guy
"until you're good to go."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is ridiculous."
Family Guy
"You can't live in my house with my dad and my family!"
Family Guy
"Your dad got me super clean in the tub."
Family Guy
"Joe's right, this is idiotic."
Family Guy
"What are you thinking?"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you what I'm thinking."
Family Guy
"I'm thinking that I've had two dads"
Family Guy
"and neither one cared for me as much as Bud does."
Family Guy
"Peter, I've had enough of this!"
Family Guy
"You can't just take my dad!"
Family Guy
"Well, he's right next door."
Family Guy
"Nothing's stopping you from going over there"
Family Guy
"and telling him the truth:"
Family Guy
"that his son is a paraplegic who's stuck in a wheelchair."
Family Guy
"You know I can't do that."
Family Guy
"Ah, suit yourself. But I gotta go."
Family Guy
"Me and Bud are having a blast."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Joe."
Family Guy
"A-Are you okay?"
Family Guy
"Not really."
Family Guy
"I'll be honest, Lois, this hurts."
Family Guy
"Hurts like the Dickens."
Family Guy
"I've finished my latest novel."
Family Guy
"Splendid, Charles!"
Family Guy
"What is it called?"
Family Guy
"Oliver Nipple-Twist."
Family Guy
"Ow!"
Family Guy
"Oh, Charles, you bastard!"
Family Guy
"Yeah! The Dickens!"
Family Guy
"It hurts like the me!"
Family Guy
"So, anyone going to the gerbil's funeral on Friday?"
Family Guy
"Okay, kids!"
Family Guy
"Everyone in a circle for parachute time."
Family Guy
"Oh, goodie, I love parachute time!"
Family Guy
"Whee!"
Family Guy
"Whee!"
Family Guy
"Whee!"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"That kid looked like Tiny Tom Cruise."
Family Guy
"Whee!"
Family Guy
"Huh. Must've been my imagination."
Family Guy
"Aah!"
Family Guy
"If you think you're getting away from me,"
Family Guy
"you've got a crazy laugh coming, friend."
Family Guy
"Aah!"
Family Guy
"Hey, what are you doing home so early?"
Family Guy
"He's following me, Brian!"
Family Guy
"Who's following you?"
Family Guy
"Tom Cruise!"
Family Guy
"I spend one afternoon with the guy,"
Family Guy
"and it's like I signed an eight-year contract"
Family Guy
"to show up at events with him"
Family Guy
"and let him fake-father a child."
Family Guy
"Stewie, I would think Tom Cruise"
Family Guy
"has better things to do than follow you around."
Family Guy
"Oh, really?"
Family Guy
"Well, explain that!"
Family Guy
"You know, it's times like this where I think,"
Family Guy
"if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby,"
Family Guy
"we wouldn't have any of these problems."
Family Guy
"You gotta help me get rid of him, Brian!"
Family Guy
"He's creepier than that guy at the gym"
Family Guy
"who just does karate in the mirror."
Family Guy
"It's me."
Family Guy
"The guy's me."
Family Guy
"I'm a gym karate creep."
Family Guy
"I'm pretty good, too."
Family Guy
"But relax."
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad, what do you say we go play catch?"
Family Guy
"And throw me some divers."
Family Guy
"I want to get grass stains on my school slacks."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"You're a grown man."
Family Guy
"I know, it's just so great having a dad."
Family Guy
"Well, it's nice having reconnected with you, too."
Family Guy
"All right, let's do it."
Family Guy
"Oh, for God's sake."
Family Guy
"See, a guy like that should just stay inside"
Family Guy
"so we don't have to look at him."
Family Guy
"Joe, go over there"
Family Guy
"and tell him to get back in his house."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it."
Family Guy
"Joe, you gotta go inside."
Family Guy
"You're upsetting my dad."
Family Guy
"Your dad? That's right!"
Family Guy
"He loves me in a way that..."
Family Guy
"Aw, you guys had pizza?"
Family Guy
"Screw you, Peter!"
Family Guy
"You know what? This is over!"
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Family Guy
"Not a chance."
Family Guy
"I like your house better."
Family Guy
"I got nothing to hold onto when I poop at home."
Family Guy
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