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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Charlie (S01E01)

"- She's an intellectual. - Really?"
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"When we get together, it's inevitable,"
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"but when we do, it's going to be incredible."
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"We'll be going to poetry evenings every night. We'll both have pipes."
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"We'll wrestle with the intellectual issues of the day into the small hours."
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"Oh, that sounds dreadful."
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"I like thick girls, girls who like bright colours, dancing and soft fabrics."
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"- Don't you want an equal? - Yeah."
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"- So how much have you done, then? - Well, it's coming on."
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"It's not really about quantity when it comes to the modern novel."
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"It's quality of prose, that sort of thing."
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"- So how much have you done? - One sentence."
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"- But it's, erm... - What? One sentence?"
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"I fail to see what's funny about that."
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"It's a damn good sentence I'll have you know."
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"- I'm gonna send it to Hamilton Cork. - Who?"
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"The publisher. I'm gonna send him this sentence."
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"I doubt he'll be interested in one sentence."
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"You're wrong. He can tell with a sentence whether he wants to publish a book."
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"I'm gonna send him this one, cos it's good."
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"- I want you to read it. - I'm all right."
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"- Look at it. - I'm busy."
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"Why? I want you to look at it."
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"- I don't really want to. - Why?"
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"- I'm not in the mood. - Come on. Just look at it."
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"- Don't be stupid. Look at it. - You know what you're like."
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"- Meaning? - You can't take criticism."
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"Don't be stupid. Go on. Read it."
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"Tell me what you think."
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"- That's really good, actually. Great. - Yeah?"
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"The only thing I would say..."
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"He's a lunatic. Absolute nut-box."
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"I can't believe it. He's got anger problems."
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"He should go and see Naboo."
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"Naboo'll sort it out. Naboo's great. He'd sort anything out."
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"See you later."
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"Do you mind? I've got some private zoo business to attend to."
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"(# Ambient Oriental music )"
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"(Knocking)"
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"Hello?"
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"Howard Moon?"
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"- Yeah? - lt is l, Hamilton Cork."
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"I have read your sentence. lt was an absolute tour de force."
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"You're going to be published and be a famous writer."
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"(Knocking)"
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"Hello?"
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"- Howard Moon? - Yeah?"
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"lt is l, Hamilton Cork. I'm looking for Vince Noir."
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"I'm Vince."
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"I found one of your Charlie books in a packet of Weetabix."
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"It's an absolute tour de force. It's going to be published"
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"and you're going to be a famous writer."
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"Wow."
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"- This is the dream, yeah? - No, the other one was."
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"Noooooooo!"
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"Yes."
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"It's clear you have a problem with jealousy."
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"- What do you mean? - You're jealous of Vince."
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"Why would I be jealous of him?"
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"He's successful. He's got great hair. He's a great writer."
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"- What have you got to offer? - I'm a writer."
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"- I haven't seen much evidence of that. - Well, I've got writer's block."
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"That's because you're angry and unable to deal with criticism."
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"Why does everyone keep saying that?"
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"Now, what I want you to do is look at the picture of the kittens in a barrel."
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"Look at them. They're having a whale of a time. They're all happy."
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"- The one on the left's Philip. - Philip."
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"- Look at Philip's eyes. - He's got little eyes."
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"Whenever you feel angry, I want you to look at Philip."
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"- Look at his face. - Your anger will recede like an ocean."
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"Thanks, Naboo."
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"- That'll be 159 euros. - 159..."
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"Ah. (Chuckles)"
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"Look at his little face."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How's it going? - Good."
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"- What are you doing with my pipe? - I borrowed it."
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"I'm going to a party tonight. You're not invited. So I thought you wouldn't mind."
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"Yeah, that's fine. What party?"
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"It's just a writers' party. Dixon Bainbridge has organised it."
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"Hamilton Cork's going to be there. Apparently I'm going to be famous."
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"I'm really pleased for you."
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"It's a nightmare. Gideon's all over me."
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"She keeps coming round, making me little pastries. I don't know what to do."
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"Oh. Yeah, I'm cool with that."
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"- Come on. I'm not interested in Gideon. - Keep away from her."
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"- All right. - Swear?"
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"- I swear. - Swear on Jagger."
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"(# lntro to Satisfaction )"
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"Oh, come on, Howard."
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"Oh!"
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"It's gonna be all right. I've been thinking."
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"What if you come the party with me?"
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"Cos think about it. Hamilton Cork hasn't seen your sentence."
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"I'll put in a word for you. You could show him."
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"- If he likes it, we'll both be writers. - Good idea."
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"- How cool will that be? - But I'm not invited."
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"Don't you worry about that. I've got a way we can sneak you in."
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"(# Classical)"
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"Pencil."
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"HB, please."
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"- Who shall I make it out to? - To Jacqui."
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"- This is a 2B. So?"
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"- I asked for an HB. This is way too soft. - All right."
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"- It's gonna crumble in Jacqui's bag. - There you go. Don't push it."
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"Pipe, sir?"
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"I'm fine. I've got a pipe."
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"- Something a little larger? - No, I'm fine with this one."
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"- Yeah? - Shh."
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"Remember the kittens."
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"- Relax. - All right."
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"Calm like an ocean."
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"- How are they working out for you? - All right."
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"If you want something more powerful, I've got an otter in a bib."
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"No, I'm fine with the kittens, thank you."
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"(# Fanfare)"
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"Vince! Great to see you!"
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"This book will really put our zoo on the map."
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"Bainbridge, that's Naboo. This is Vince right here."
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"Vince, great book, excellent."
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