You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Rides a Bike! (S01E01)

♪ He was a one-eyed, one-horned ♪

"♪ He was a one-eyed, one-horned ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

And he would have saved everyone

"And he would have saved everyone"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

if he wasn't so worried about it being a sausage fest.

"if he wasn't so worried about it being a sausage fest."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

♪ Flying purple people-eater ♪

"♪ Flying purple people-eater ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

♪ One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪

"♪ One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I'd like to use one of our do-overs, please.

"I'd like to use one of our do-overs, please."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

♪ One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪

"♪ One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

___

"___"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

♪ Sure looked strange to me ♪

"♪ Sure looked strange to me ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

♪ A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪

"♪ A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Does anybody here speak Spanish?

"Does anybody here speak Spanish?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

♪ One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪

"♪ One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater ♪"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Of course.

"Of course."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

That was amazing.

"That was amazing."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I really focused on my me.

"I really focused on my me."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

She said that the bunker was great,

"She said that the bunker was great,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I didn't think about anything else.

"I didn't think about anything else."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and she'd do it again.

"and she'd do it again."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Isn't it refreshing?

"Isn't it refreshing?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Mm!

"Mm!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Next time, let's go early

"Next time, let's go early"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I think you might have me confused with someone else.

"I think you might have me confused with someone else."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

so we can get bikes next to each other.

"so we can get bikes next to each other."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I've never been to Durnsville in my life.

"I've never been to Durnsville in my life."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Oh, Kimmy, no.

"Oh, Kimmy, no."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Yeah, you're a surprise witness.

"Yeah, you're a surprise witness."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

You can't ride in the front row with me.

"You can't ride in the front row with me."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

If we knew who you were, it wouldn't be a surprise.

"If we knew who you were, it wouldn't be a surprise."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Tristafé will summon you forward when you've earned it.

"Tristafé will summon you forward when you've earned it."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Anyhoo, you got to get here.

"Anyhoo, you got to get here."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I'll never forget where I was

"I'll never forget where I was"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I'm supposed to testify tomorrow,

"I'm supposed to testify tomorrow,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and you know how tricky the Reverend is.

"and you know how tricky the Reverend is."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

And our lawyers don't seem to know

"And our lawyers don't seem to know"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

when Tristafé asked me to join the front row.

"when Tristafé asked me to join the front row."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

what the heck they're doing!

"what the heck they're doing!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

How do you think that went, Cyndee?

"How do you think that went, Cyndee?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I was in spin class.

"I was in spin class."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

B? B-plus?

"B? B-plus?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

So is this your first case or...?

"So is this your first case or...?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Ah, I love it.

"Ah, I love it."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I bet you'll be moving up soon.

"I bet you'll be moving up soon."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

See, this is why we moved here... Anonymity.

"See, this is why we moved here... Anonymity."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

You must have had an amazing trainer

"You must have had an amazing trainer"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

In Durnsville, we're just Marcia and Chris,

"In Durnsville, we're just Marcia and Chris,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

down in the bunker.

"down in the bunker."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

not famously incompetent California prosecutors.

"not famously incompetent California prosecutors."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Um...

"Um..."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Hey, he's in jail now.

"Hey, he's in jail now."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I'm not running a restaurant here, Gretchen.

"I'm not running a restaurant here, Gretchen."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

So who has four thumbs and loosened that jelly jar?

"So who has four thumbs and loosened that jelly jar?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

This is dinner.

"This is dinner."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[gasps] Kimmy!

"[gasps] Kimmy!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

The only thing that's important here

"The only thing that's important here"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

A little higher.

"A little higher."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

is for me and you

"is for me and you"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Sorry.

"Sorry."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

- How's that? - Yeah.

"- How's that? - Yeah."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

to see where this relationship can go.

"to see where this relationship can go."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

That was actually one of the things

"That was actually one of the things"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I was trying not to think about.

"I was trying not to think about."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Pedal, pedal.

"Pedal, pedal."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

But now I'm thinking about the bunker and the Reverend

"But now I'm thinking about the bunker and the Reverend"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and Dong getting deported

"and Dong getting deported"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and that time I called my teacher Mommy.

"and that time I called my teacher Mommy."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Be like a drunk girl getting out of a cab,

"Be like a drunk girl getting out of a cab,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[cell phone ringing]

"[cell phone ringing]"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and leave everything behind...

"and leave everything behind..."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Your bag, your keys!

"Your bag, your keys!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Yes, that ginger in the corner

"Yes, that ginger in the corner"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

is going to have to call her landlord from a pay phone!

"is going to have to call her landlord from a pay phone!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Oh, no, not Cyndee.

"Oh, no, not Cyndee."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Whoo!

"Whoo!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Scream, you drunk mess! Scream!

"Scream, you drunk mess! Scream!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Turn your resistance all the way up to Gandhi.

"Turn your resistance all the way up to Gandhi."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[cell phone vibrating]

"[cell phone vibrating]"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Oh!

"Oh!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Oh, now I'm thinking about my divorce

"Oh, now I'm thinking about my divorce"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Oh, it's supposed to hurt.

"Oh, it's supposed to hurt."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and being on my own and how I had to listen

"and being on my own and how I had to listen"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

It's Gandhi.

"It's Gandhi."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

to that list of things you were thinking about.

"to that list of things you were thinking about."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Whoo!

"Whoo!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

When's the next class?

"When's the next class?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Follow your bliss...

"Follow your bliss..."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Hey, Kimmy, it's Cyndee Pokorny.

"Hey, Kimmy, it's Cyndee Pokorny."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

We were kidnapped together.

"We were kidnapped together."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Trademark Tristan.

"Trademark Tristan."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Uh, just wondering where you are,

"Uh, just wondering where you are,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Imagine yourself on a beautiful beach,

"Imagine yourself on a beautiful beach,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

'cause it's going real good here,

"'cause it's going real good here,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

on a bicycle!

"on a bicycle!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

except it's going real bad.

"except it's going real bad."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Reverend Richard is a great man.

"Reverend Richard is a great man."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I see a dolphin!

"I see a dolphin!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

He didn't kidnap us. He saved us.

"He didn't kidnap us. He saved us."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Yes, it's beautiful.

"Yes, it's beautiful."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

And he would have saved everyone

"And he would have saved everyone"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I see it, too.

"I see it, too."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

You're a liar!

"You're a liar!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

You see no dolphin.

"You see no dolphin."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Tell me more of the dolphin, ginger.

"Tell me more of the dolphin, ginger."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

if he wasn't so worried about it being a sausage fest.

"if he wasn't so worried about it being a sausage fest."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

There is only here.

"There is only here."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I'd like to use one of our do-overs, please.

"I'd like to use one of our do-overs, please."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

___

"___"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

There is only now.

"There is only now."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Does anybody here speak Spanish?

"Does anybody here speak Spanish?"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Of course.

"Of course."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

My mind is so blank,

"My mind is so blank,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

She said that the bunker was great,

"She said that the bunker was great,"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I don't even know how to "tark anymelg."

"I don't even know how to "tark anymelg.""

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

and she'd do it again.

"and she'd do it again."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

And so we are done.

"And so we are done."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

And unclip, ladies.

"And unclip, ladies."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Mm!

"Mm!"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

I prefer my students in ponytails

"I prefer my students in ponytails"

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

so I can imagine them...

"so I can imagine them..."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

as ponies.

"as ponies."

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Show more clips