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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Rides a Bike! (S01E01)

"Kimmy, sweetheart..."
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"They alive, damn it"
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"[sighs]"
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"I'm gonna go to the library and watch it."
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"Damn it, I'm really trying to comfort you."
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"They alive, damn it"
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"I'm gonna go to the library and watch it."
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"I'm gonna go... Sorry."
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"Damn it"
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""Women kidnapped"..."
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"Library... Nope. You know what? Forget it."
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""bunker, trial.""
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"Nope, not the one in the abandoned Bennigan's."
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"Not that one or that one."
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"I'm just gonna go to the library and watch it."
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"Come on, Florida."
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"Scrolling, scrolling."
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"[door closes]"
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"Indiana."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"Finally."
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"[Bankston] ♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"What is up, society?"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"I'm Carla Tuesday live at the trial"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"of Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"for kidnapping, lying to a census worker,"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"and, according to neighbors,"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"leaving Christmas lights up way too long."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"There's Cyndee Pokorny."
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"Cyndee Pokorny, who are you wearing?"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"Kathy Ireland for Family Dollar."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"Ooh, Donna Maria Nunez."
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"[speaking] That's gonna be, uh..."
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"Donna Maria Nunez, ay-ay-ay."
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"Everyone in Durnsville loves your Mole Women mole Sauce."
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"[singers] ♪ Damn it ♪"
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"___"
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"___"
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"- [clacking keys] - Women kidnapped..."
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"___"
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"This trial is a sham."
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"bunker, trial."
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"The Reverend only has to answer to Gosh Himself,"
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"Nope, not the one in the abandoned Bennigan's."
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"Not that one or that one."
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"Come on, Florida."
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"Scrolling, scrolling."
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"and that online quiz that tells him"
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"Indiana."
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"which 90210 character he is."
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"Finally."
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"He is Andrea."
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"What is up, society?"
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"The defendant, Richard Wayne,"
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"I'm Carla Tuesday live at the trial"
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"is now entering the courtroom."
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"of Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne"
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"That's the Reverend?"
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"It's not what I expected."
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"for kidnapping, lying to a census worker,"
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"and, according to neighbors,"
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"- Well, who do we have here? - Carla Tuesday, WDUR, the Dur."
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"leaving Christmas lights up way too long."
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"Reverend Richard, is it true"
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"There's Cyndee Pokorny."
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"that you'll be representing yourself?"
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"Cyndee Pokorny, who are you wearing?"
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"Carla, let me tell you a little story."
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"Kathy Ireland for Family Dollar."
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"I was walking on the beach with the Lord,"
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"Ooh, Donna Maria Nuñez."
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"and there were two sets of footprints in the sand,"
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"Donna Maria Nuñez, ay-ay-ay."
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"and then there were three sets of footprints,"
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"Everyone in Durnsville loves your Mole Women mole Sauce."
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"___"
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"and I said, "Who's that?""
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"___"
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"And the Lord said, "It's Dale Earnhardt."
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"___"
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"This trial is a sham."
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"He's a big fan of yours.""
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"The Reverend only has to answer to Gosh Himself,"
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"My client won't be answering any more of your questions."
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"and that online quiz that tells him"
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"Stay in school, kids."
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"which 90210 character he is."
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"He is Andrea."
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"He cleans up well."
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"Back to you, Trent."
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"[Tuesday] The defendant, Richard Wayne,"
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"Good morning, Vera."
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"How is she today?"
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"is now entering the courtroom."
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"I don't know."
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"[reporters clamoring]"
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"She didn't even touch her breakfast."
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"[Titus] That's the Reverend?"
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"Good morning, Kimmy."
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"It's not what I expected."
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"Mrs... Not Voorhees Anymore."
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"- Well, who do we have here? - Carla Tuesday, WDUR, the Dur."
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"You look bright-eyed and bushy-tailed."
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"No, I got that lasered off."
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"Reverend Richard, is it true"
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