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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Rides a Bike! (S01E01)

"Oh, hey, Kimmy."
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"My God, would you look at all this mis-delivered mail?"
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"This government can't do anything right."
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"Well, what can you expect from a president"
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"with no real-world postal experience?"
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"Anything for me?"
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"Yeah, there's some tapes for Titus from Columbia House."
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"Oh, sweet!"
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"We ordered the Rain Man soundtrack!"
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"Sweet."
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"Oh, hey, Kimmy."
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"Also..."
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"My God, would you look at all this mis-delivered mail?"
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"there's a letter for a Kimmy..."
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"This government can't do anything right."
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"Oh, no, never mind,"
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"Well, what can you expect from a president"
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"because this is for Kimmy Schmidt."
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"with no real-world postal experience?"
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"Oh, that's probably for me, actually."
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"Anything for me?"
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"You know, Schmidt sounds a lot like Smith."
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"Yeah, there's some tapes for Titus from Columbia House."
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"So you're saying that you're Kimberly Schmidt?"
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"Oh, sweet!"
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"It's probably from my friend Cyndee."
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"We ordered the Rain Man soundtrack!"
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"Nope."
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"[Lillian] Sweet."
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"From the state of Indiana, you've been served."
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"Also..."
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"What? Lillian!"
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"See, I'm a drug lookout and a process server."
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"there's a letter for a Kimmy..."
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"Oh, no, never mind,"
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"This way, when business is bad,"
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"because this is for Kimmy Schmidt."
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"Oh, that's probably for me, actually."
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"oof, business is good."
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"The new tapes are here!"
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"- Tape day! - Forget the tapes."
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"I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that."
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"You know, Schmidt sounds a lot like Smith."
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"So you're saying that you're Kimberly Schmidt?"
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"The Reverend's trial is starting,"
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"It's probably from my friend Cyndee."
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"Nope."
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"and they called me as a witness."
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"From the state of Indiana, you've been served."
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"What channel is it on?"
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"What? Lillian!"
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"See, I'm a drug lookout and a process server."
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"I mean..."
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"This way, when business is bad,"
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"what channel is it on?"
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"oof, business is good."
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"I'm trying to say something supportive."
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"[sighs]"
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"The new tapes are here!"
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"What channel is it on?"
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"I don't want to go, Titus."
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"Think of the greater good, girl."
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"- Tape day! - Forget the tapes."
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"You think the Reverend Martin Luther King"
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"I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that."
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"The Reverend's trial is starting,"
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"wanted to wear a bikini and put on angel wings"
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"and they called me as a witness."
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"What channel is it on?"
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"and gyrate on the "gay pride parade" float?"
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"I mean..."
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"Foop, I'm mixing up my struggles."
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"what channel is it on?"
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"Why do I have to go to a stupid trial?"
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"I'm trying to say something supportive."
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"[sighs]"
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"I never want to see the stupid Reverend again."
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"What channel is it on?"
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"And why stupid now?"
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"I don't want to go, Titus."
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"I mean, Jacqueline is flipping out about her divorce."
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"Dong wants us to get married"
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"before he gets kicked out of the country."
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"Think of the greater good, girl."
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"- I can't handle all this! - Superfoop!"
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"Your trial isn't gonna be on national TV."
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"You think the Reverend Martin Luther King"
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"I'll have to watch it on the Internet."
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"wanted to wear a bikini and put on angel wings"
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"What if I get cyber-bullied?"
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"and gyrate on the gay pride parade float?"
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"Well, I'm sorry it's inconvenient for you"
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"Foop, I'm mixing up my struggles."
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"to be entertained by the darkest chapter of my life."
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"Why do I have to go to a stupid trial?"
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"Kimmy, sweetheart..."
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"I never want to see the stupid Reverend again."
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"And why stupid now?"
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"I'm gonna go to the library and watch it."
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"I mean, Jacqueline is flipping out about her divorce."
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"Damn it, I'm really trying to comfort you."
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"Dong wants us to get married"
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"I'm gonna go to the library and watch it."
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"before he gets kicked out of the country."
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"I'm gonna go... Sorry."
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"Library... Nope. You know what? Forget it."
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"- I can't handle all this! - Superfoop!"
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"Your trial isn't gonna be on national TV."
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"I'm just gonna go to the library and watch it."
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"Unbreakable"
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"I'll have to watch it on the Internet."
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"They alive, damn it"
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"What if I get cyber-bullied?"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"Well, I'm sorry it's inconvenient for you"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"to be entertained by the darkest chapter of my life."
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"But females are strong as hell"
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"Unbreakable"
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