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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - The Actor (S01E01)

"It works the best."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, we should tell him the truth."
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"We've got to tell him before this gets out of hand."
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"Okay, guys, come on."
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"Look a bit more afraid, okay?"
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"Don't be scared of the sand... the dirt on your feet, Bret."
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"There's condoms around here. Used condoms."
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"Put your feet down properly."
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"Okay, so you're scared, you're huddling together."
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"Ringwraith is coming."
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"Get your ring out."
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"And action!"
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"Okay, Mel?"
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"- Yeah. - Now you're Arwen, all right?"
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"- Liv Tyler. - Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, so I want you to command the water"
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"to do your bidding. Okay?"
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"L... I can't understand a word you're saying."
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"- Articulate, all right? - It's Elvish. That's Elvish."
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"- Are you chewing something? - No, it's Elv..."
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"it's... it's my native tongue."
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"- Is it? - Yup."
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"All right."
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"Okay, go."
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"Yes! That's it!"
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"- Was that it? - Yup, that's it."
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"Whoo!"
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"Where are the guys?"
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"# Frodo #"
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"# Don't wear the ring #"
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"# I know it's very tempting #"
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"# Yes, you will appear to disappear #"
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"# But the Dark Riders, they'll know you're there #"
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"# Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies... #"
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"Many spies have many eyes!"
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"# One ring to bind them, to find them #"
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"# One ring to rule them all #"
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"# One ring to bind them, one to find them #"
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"# One ring to rule them all #"
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"# Yeah! Little Frodo #"
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"# You've got to rule them, Frodo #"
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"# Rule them with the ring! #"
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"# Come on, rule them with your ring... #"
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"Lord Sauron has many spies and beasts"
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"and birds."
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"If you want him, come and claim him!"
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"Do they, Gandalf?"
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"I'm not a conjurer of cheap tricks!"
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"I can't carry the ring,"
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"but I can carry you, Mr. Frodo."
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"You have my sword."
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"And my bow."
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"And my axe."
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"Mordor."
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"We'll never make it."
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"There's thousands of them and only nine of us."
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"- Oh. - We made it."
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"Hurray! We made it."
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"# Yo Frodo, what you doin', wearing the ring? #"
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"# All-powerful jewelry, is that your new thing? #"
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"# I know it's hard when you're little more than 3'4" #"
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"# Your little ass so close to the floor #"
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"# Tryin' to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor #"
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"- # The Fellowship # - # Yeah, the Fellowship #"
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"# I don't rap about bitches and hos #"
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"# I rap about witches and trolls #"
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"# 'Cause I'm passing on the word to the elf king #"
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"- # Wisdom to all: Frodo # - # Don't wear the ring #"
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"# Frodo #"
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"♫ Don't wear the ring... The magical bling-bling ♫"
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"# You'll never be the Lord of the Rings. #"
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"Guys?"
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"- Bye! - See you guys."
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"It's been a really great day, guys."
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"- Really great. - Yeah."
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"I just want to savor this moment."
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"Here, have a cigar each."
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"- Oh. - Come on."
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"- I don't smoke. - Oh yeah, I don't smoke."
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"Well, neither do I, but it's a special occasion."
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"I was gonna keep this secret, but..."
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"I might as well tell you."
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"Tomorrow night, I've booked a VIP lounge"
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"at a very posh nightclub, for the wrap party."
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"- Is it expensive? - You deserve it."
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"- No, we don't. - No."
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"- Of course you do. - Yeah, Murray,"
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"um..."
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"there's something Jemaine wants to tell you."
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"- What, about the video? - Yeah."
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"There's something I've got to tell you about the video."
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"I know. That it's the best thing"
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"I've ever done in my life, right?"
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"- Yeah. - It is, yeah."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - It's all right. I already know that."
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"I know it is. Thank you, though."
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"I'm gonna put my hat back on."
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"Eh?"
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"Here you go, guys. You want some of this?"
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"Enjoy the party tonight. I manage the band."
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"I'm the band manager."
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"Get into it."
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"Rock 'n' roll! Whoo!"
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"There we go. Whoo!"
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"Cheers, good times."
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"I like to rock the party. Hey, what about a photo?"
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"Hey hey! I'll keep that one."
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"I'll get your email address or... okay!"
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"I'm the manager of the guys."
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"There's the band over there."
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"You like "Lord of the Rings"?"
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"You'll love the video we've made."
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"I'm gonna do a speech, I think. It's time for that."
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"You can't hear the clinking."
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"Can I have the music down, please, DJ? Please?"
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"- Oh, we don't... - All right."
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"Sorry, everyone, I just want to have a few words."
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"I'm not gonna keep you long."
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"But I just feel like I should say something"
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"to mark this historic occasion..."
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