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Clips from Family Guy - Rock Hard (S20E20)

"We all feeling good tonight?"
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"I know I'm feeling good."
Family Guy
"(jingling)"
Family Guy
"(amplified flatulence)"
Family Guy
"(woman coughs)"
Family Guy
"Uh, this next one's called "Break On Through.""
Family Guy
"- ♪ - (cheering)"
Family Guy
"Yes."
Family Guy
""Break on through.""
Family Guy
"(soft chatter)"
Family Guy
"Jim, there's someone you have to meet."
Family Guy
"Hello. I'm someone with no knowledge of music"
Family Guy
"who is somehow controlling the music industry,"
Family Guy
"and I want to make you a star."
Family Guy
"How do I know I can trust you?"
Family Guy
"'Cause I'm not just an agent‐‐"
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"I'm a fan."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Absolutely."
Family Guy
"In fact, I'd love your autograph on the bottom of this contract,"
Family Guy
"in absence of any legal counsel."
Family Guy
"Come on, buddy, you're embarrassing me."
Family Guy
"They did it."
Family Guy
"They signed the contract"
Family Guy
"that would make their cocaine dealer rich."
Family Guy
"And then it was off to the studio"
Family Guy
"for a shirtless rehearsal."
Family Guy
"(clacking)"
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"♪"
Family Guy
"(hawking)"
Family Guy
"(coughing, chokes)"
Family Guy
"What the hell, Jim?"
Family Guy
"You look terrible."
Family Guy
"Are you back on the Quik?"
Family Guy
"(clearing throat)"
Family Guy
"Please, I've barely stirred today."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm sorry. I'm ready now, all right?"
Family Guy
"I'm ready to make this college dorm room poster."
Family Guy
"(inhales)"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Jim. We're here to make an album, not a poster."
Family Guy
"(grunts) Make an album?"
Family Guy
"Why didn't you say so?"
Family Guy
"Bring in the terrible, too‐involved girlfriends, guys!"
Family Guy
"- (tapping) - (strumming)"
Family Guy
"Jim, meet my girlfriend, Yoko O‐yes."
Family Guy
"She's beloved by everyone close to me"
Family Guy
"and prides herself on not messing with a good thing."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna get out of the way"
Family Guy
"and let you guys do your music."
Family Guy
"You won't even know I'm here."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"You guys want to see something?"
Family Guy
"You want to see if it's as big as they say it is?"
Family Guy
"What the hell is he doing now?"
Family Guy
"PETER: That night marked the end"
Family Guy
"of Jim Morrison's rock god status,"
Family Guy
"when he was unable to find and expose his penis"
Family Guy
"in a Florida music venue."
Family Guy
"(booing)"
Family Guy
"Like every man who can't find his penis,"
Family Guy
"Jim Morrison moved to Paris,"
Family Guy
"where he did heroin one night and drowned in a bathtub."
Family Guy
"There was a movie about the Doors."
Family Guy
"If you're a bunch of guys in college"
Family Guy
"wanting to make all the girls go away,"
Family Guy
"put on the movie The Doors. Poof, they're gone."
Family Guy
"Then it's just you and your buddies."
Family Guy
"You could've gotten laid, but you put on The Doors."
Family Guy
"Why'd you do that?"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Well, if we learned anything from Jim Morrison's tragic tale,"
Family Guy
"it's that white guys definitely invented rock and roll."
Family Guy
"What? That's bullcrap!"
Family Guy
"Rock and roll was invented in the Mississippi Delta"
Family Guy
"by Black people."
Family Guy
"Jerome, if Black guys invented rock and roll,"
Family Guy
"then how come everyone else in a vintage vinyl record store"
Family Guy
"is a stock photo meme white guy?"
Family Guy
"You ain't heard of the Black man who invented rock and roll"
Family Guy
"'cause he never got a movie about his life."
Family Guy
"But I'm‐a educate y'all on the greatest rocker of all time,"
Family Guy
"Delta bluesman Muddy Drawers."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Muddy grew up in a shotgun shack in the Deep South."
Family Guy
"His family was so poor,"
Family Guy
"they lived underneath the mighty Mississippi."
Family Guy
"They all had to share one room"
Family Guy
"and one mustache."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm off to make something of myself with this here guitar."
Family Guy
"Don't go chasin' no white women!"
Family Guy
"Too far away! Can't hear you!"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"In those days, Black people had nothing,"
Family Guy
"but they still had to wear suits everywhere."
Family Guy
"The only instrument Muddy could afford was a one‐string guitar."
Family Guy
"That one guitar string was also the family belt."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"Despite all his setbacks,"
Family Guy
"Muddy would do whatever it took to master the guitar,"
Family Guy
"even if it meant making a deal with the devil himself."
Family Guy
"So he headed on down to the crossroads."
Family Guy
"The Crossroads being a fancy school in Los Angeles."
Family Guy
"Tobey Maguire's kid goes there."
Family Guy
"You'd see him sometimes, dropping off."
Family Guy
"Not all the time but sometimes."
Family Guy
"Hey, Tobey!"
Family Guy
"See you at the holiday show!"
Family Guy
"(scoffs) Stupid fanboy."
Family Guy
"You ain't ever getting that invite"
Family Guy
"to dinner with the Gyllenhaals."
Family Guy
"Muddy was right."
Family Guy
"He never got invited to dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal"
Family Guy
"or his sleepy‐eyed sister,"
Family Guy
"which is probably for the best."
Family Guy
"She looks like she chews with her mouth open."
Family Guy
"But Muddy did get his guitar lessons."
Family Guy
"From the devil."
Family Guy
"Sign here and you'll be the greatest guitar player"
Family Guy
"who ever lived."
Family Guy
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