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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Bed & Breakfast (S01E01)

"- Ecch! - Lin, stop stewing and go to sleep."
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"I can't help it, Bob! Our guests are such party peepers."
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"All of 'em! No one has any B and B spirit at all!"
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"[ Sighs] Okay, just go to sleep, all right?"
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"- You'll feel better in the morning. - Fine!"
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"Gene. Gene, your foot is down the back of my underwear."
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"It's warm down there. My feet are cold."
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"- Yes, but it's my ass. - Mmm."
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"Dad, are you still awake? Yes, Tina."
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"I was just talking to Gene, right? A second ago?"
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"Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
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"Oh, my God. I don't know. Tina, go to sleep."
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"Dad, do you want any chicken? Don't tell anyone. There's just enough for the two of us."
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"Just go to sleep, all of you."
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"I'm glad our guests are comfortable, Linda, 'cause this is great!"
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"Oh! Our guests! They'll appreciate me."
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"I'll just have to try harder next time."
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"Hey!"
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"[Whispering] I've got a backup."
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"I've never been so happy to be at work."
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"Yeah, you opened early today, huh, Bob?"
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"Well, there was a line to get into the bathroom up in the apartment..."
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"so I came down here to do my morning routine in the slop sink."
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"♪♪ [Humming]"
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"♪♪ [Humming]"
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"Whoo! [ Chuckles]"
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"Whoo!"
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"Bob, do we have any toothpicks down here?"
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"- Yeah, over there. - Pretty ones?"
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"- What do you mean, pretty ones, Lin? - The nice ones."
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"- How's the B and B going, Linda? - Oh, it's great! Why? What'd you hear?"
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"What? Nothing. I bet it's magical up there. I picture it like England."
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"It is, Teddy. It is."
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"But do they appreciate it? Holed up in their rooms like dirty little gophers?"
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"- Why come to a B and B if you're not gonna participate, you know? - Oh, they're so ungrateful!"
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"I wish I was staying at your B and B."
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"I'd sit in the parlor. And maybe I'd have a little wine, play some board games."
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"Yes! Wine! Games!"
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"- Teddy, you should stay here. - What?"
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"- You should. You're the dream guest. - Really?"
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"- You're the one I'm looking for. - Do you have any vacancies?"
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"Yes! Louise's room!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Linda, Louise's room? She'd murder us."
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"She's a big girl. She'll get over it."
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"Linda, she won't get over it. When you vacuumed in there, she wouldn’t talk to you for a week"
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"Plus, it's not even a room. It's, like, a closet."
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"That sounds perfect for me. I don't need a lot of room."
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"I'll just bring, like, one outfit."
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"- Oh, I love it! - I'll get my stuff. This is gonna be great."
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"Well, have fun telling Louise you're kicking her out of her room, Lin. Wear a helmet."
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"♪♪ [Humming]"
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"- What are you doing? - Oh, hi, Louise."
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"- Oh, hi, Mom. - Hello."
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"- You're holding my stuff. - Hello, my little lady."
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"Hello, Mom. What are you doing with my stuff?"
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"I was just welcoming our newest bed-and-breakfast guest into your room."
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"Into my room?"
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"- Say hello to Teddy! -[Gasps]"
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"Hi, Louise. You got Wonderful stuff in here."
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"- I love, love, love it. - What?"
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"Except for this little guy. He's kind of giving me the creeps."
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"This isn't happening. Mother, this isn't happening, right?"
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"Has the world gone crazy?"
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"Okay, come on, Louise. Let's leave our guest alone."
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"You mean your guest."
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"'Cause I did not invite Teddy to come into my room..."
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"- and move my stuff around! - That's right. Come on."
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"See you in a little bit at the wine-and-cheese mixer, Teddy"
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"- Sounds good, Linda. - And I'll see you in hell, Teddy."
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"- I'm sorry, Teddy. - I will see you in hell!"
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"Where are the Samuels? The cheese is getting sweaty."
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"They're in their room. I think they're jumping on the bed."
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"I heard the box spring going crazy."
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"- Sounds like they're “busy.” - They should be busy eating cheese and sipping wine."
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"What do you mean, they're busy? Like, they got homework?"
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"No. They're- It's-"
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"Busy jumping? They can't take a jumping break?"
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"Ah, Javay!"
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"You came back for the wine and cheese!"
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"You got to catch up. Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Whoa, look at all those males."
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"Yes, Tina!"
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"One of these lucky bugs will mate with the queen..."
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"and then she will bite off his head."
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"So romantic."
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"- Cheese? - No, thank you."
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"- Eat it. - Mm-mmm."
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"- Ah, have some. - Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm."
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"- Open your mouth. Open the mouth. - Mmm, mmm."
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"Just try it. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it."
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"- It's really good. - Gene, you're over your limit!"
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"Well, I hate to miss wine and cheese..."
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"but it's time for these little fellas to meet their mate. [Chuckles]"
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"- Bye-bye. - Wait. I want to Watch."
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"Well, I'll tell you, Linda, I'm having the time of my life."
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"You're not gonna hear me whining about it."
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"- Hey, "whine." -[Laughs]"
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"Everyone should be here for this! They don't know What they're missing!"
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"[All Laughing]"
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"I heard the... joke from the... hallway."
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"- Do you like that, Louise? - Yeah."
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"Oh, it was really funny!"
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"[ Laughs] Get out of my room."
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"I'm your guest in your room. Did you talk to your mommy?"
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"It's not my mommy's room. It's my room."
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"No, I know, and I paid $75, and I'm just going to stay in your room for a couple of nights."
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"- Louise, put some cheese in your mouth. - Mmm."
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"Mmm, isn't that delicious?"
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"Yeah, it really goes down easy, doesn't it, Teddy?"
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"Ow. [ Chuckles]"
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"Just so you know, Teddy, you have one hour, then I get real."
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"If I were a pheromone, where would I be?"
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"Aha!"
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"[Evil Laugh]"
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"[ Coughs]"
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"Ohh! Ohh!"
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"Good night, Javee!"
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"Oh! Uh, good night. [Chuckles]"
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"Crazy lady. She's a nut. Am I right?"
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"Oh, you're bad!"
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