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Clips from NewsRadio - In Through the Out Door (S02E02)

"will you bring me back some leftovers? Please?"
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"Mm-mm. No."
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"Dave, please?"
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"Dave--"
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"Dave, I did tell you"
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"that you'd be introducing Bill tonight, didn't I?"
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"No. Yeah."
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"No."
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"Darn it."
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"Um, sir, what kind of an introduction?"
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"Oh, you know, a speech."
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"A--a speech?"
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"Yeah, a speech. Make it 5, 10 minutes."
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"Remember, Bill's the main event, okay?"
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"Mm-hmm. I really have to make a speech?"
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"Yeah, and make them laugh,"
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"because there's nothing like the sound of 1,500 people not laughing."
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"I'll see you."
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"Okay, now, listen, Dave."
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"I couldn't find a plastic bag."
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"All I had was a condom, okay?"
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"So just... you know what?"
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"Just get me a handful of bread sticks, okay?"
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"Haven't you had enough?"
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"Come on. You've lost five in a row."
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"I feel the need. I feel the need."
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"Let's do it."
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"What have we got sports-wise tonight?"
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"There's nothing."
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"I'm telling you, there's nothing."
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"What's this? ESPN Superbouts."
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"What's that?"
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"It's boxing, but--"
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"Let's do it. Let's go boxing."
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"You want to bet? Yeah."
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"All right. Double or nothing?"
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"Yeah."
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"All right, who do you like, Foreman or Ali?"
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"Okay, whoa."
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"Before I jump into anything,"
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"I need to, you know,"
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"because altitude, climate, all that might come into play."
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"I need to know where the bout is taking place."
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"Zaire."
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"Zaire."
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"Africa. The dark continent."
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"Think hot. Think muggy."
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"Okay, who is it again? Who's fighting again?"
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"George Foreman and Muhammad Ali."
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"Um, Joe, I think, uh..."
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"I think on this one"
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"I'm going to have to go with Big George Foreman."
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"Yeah, Big George."
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"So it's a bet? You sure?"
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"Yeah."
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"Boom! You lose."
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"What? They fought in '74."
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"Ali knocked out Foreman in the eighth round."
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"One of the greatest fights ever."
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"You can catch it on TV tonight."
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"Man, it really is like that song, isn't it?"
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"You got to know when to fold them."
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"You got to know how to hold them, don't you?"
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"Joe?"
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"So..."
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"I hear you're opening for the great one tonight."
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"That's right, Bill."
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"Tell me, where do you get your misguided confidence?"
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"It's not confidence. It's know-how."
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"I've given hundreds of these speeches"
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"to fraternal organizations all across this great land."
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"No kidding."
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"Yeah-- Shriners, Rotarians, Elk lodges."
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"It's like I'm their king or something."
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"Well, well, well, a kingdom of fat men in minicars."
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"You must be very proud."
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"So, need any pointers on the ancient art of oratory?"
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"Uh, no, thank you."
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"I just thought you might benefit"
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"from a few of the old Bill McNeal rules"
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"of speech etiquette and presentation."
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"Well, thank you, but to be honest, no."
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"I taught a course on it at the learning annex."
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"You did? What course was that?"
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"The I thought you might benefit from a few of the old Bill McNeal rules of speech etiquette and presentation course."
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"Well, you know what, Bill?"
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"To be perfectly honest with you,"
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"I am a little nervous about public speaking,"
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"and I probably could use a few tips."
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"Not a problem, because I want you to do well."
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"Well, thank you. Thanks."
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"I need you to do well."
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"You've got to do well, Dave."
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"You've just got to."
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"I mean, nobody cares how beautiful the soufflé is"
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"if the appetizer is turds in a blanket."
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"Can we just jump ahead to the pointers, Bill?"
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"Okay, rule number one-- speak up!"
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"What was rule number one?"
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"Speak up."
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"Pardon?"
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"Speak up!"
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"You've just taken your first step"
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"into a larger world."
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"God, you're an idiot."
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"What?"
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"God, you're an idiot!"
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"Let's get to work."
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"Come on, man. No more. No more betting."
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"No, don't bail on me, Joe."
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"Come on, I'll bet you..."
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"Listen, I'll bet you the next song"
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"that WRMH plays"
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"is a really good song."
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"I'll bet it sucks. Double or nothing."
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"Oh, you're on."
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"♪ I am a lineman For the county... ♪"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"♪ And I travel The main road ♪"
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"All right."
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