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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Vineyards (S01E01)

"You know, I've been thinking"
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"about doing a dry month, zero alcohol."
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"Oh, cool."
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"My friend did a dry month, and he won the lottery."
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"I mean, there's no correlation, but maybe there is."
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"I think I'll do this dry month with you, you know,"
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"to get my tolerance down so I can get drunk quicker again."
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"- Oh, that's smart. I'm sold. - Count me in, too."
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"You know what? I'm gonna start right now."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- This is happening. - Good-bye."
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"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!"
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"One of our vendors just gave us VIP passes"
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"to go their vineyard in Santa Barbara,"
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"which means we can drink all day nonstop this weekend."
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"You in?"
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"[sighs]"
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"- Another wet month, it is. - Yeah."
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"I love alcohol!"
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"♪ Whoop, whoop"
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"♪ Grand crew"
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"♪ Grand crew, grand crew"
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"- ♪ Wine and tapas - ♪ Wine and tapas"
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"- ♪ Ooh, yeah - ♪ Wine and tapas"
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"♪ You know I got it - ♪ Wine and tapas"
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"Whew, I am loving these views."
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"We in a screen saver, y'all. The simulation is real."
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"Mama mia, I feel like I'm in the hillsides of Italy."
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"Ray Liotta."
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"This place screams romance."
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"Baby, you trying to get married again"
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"under that beautiful tree over there?"
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"Absolutely, and we can consummate again"
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"right by that nasty tree over there."
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"What makes a tree nasty?"
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"Me and my wife going ham on it."
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"- Why'd I even ask? - Hi, everyone."
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"I'm Jessica,"
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"the master winemaker here at Sunset Rose Vineyards."
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"The owner said to make sure you were well taken care of,"
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"so we're gonna start you off"
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"with a tasting of six of our finest wines."
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"How does that sound? - Six wines for free?"
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"That sounds great to me. They are free, right?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, then that sounds great, just like I said."
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"Starting off with refreshing sparkling Cuvée Papou."
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"It's bright on the palate and perfect"
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"for a day like today--enjoy."
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"Thank you. [indistinct chatter]"
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"Mmm, this poo-poo tastes good."
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"Oh, it feels like fireworks in my mouth."
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"Plow, plow, plow, plow!"
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"This tasting is just the start"
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"of what they have here on site."
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"You guys got my email with the itinerary I planned, right?"
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"- Uh... - Went to my spam folder."
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"I'll be honest."
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"I'm just trying to chill, so I ignored it."
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"Hey, no worries. I don't need anybody else to join."
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"This is my first vacation in six years,"
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"and ever since I renegotiated my contract at work,"
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"I've got a whole new outlook on life."
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"I'm finally out of my head."
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"That's great, so why didn't you invite Talia?"
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"I said I'm out of my head, not out of my damn mind."
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"We've only been on two dates."
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"Bringing her would have caused a split"
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"in the date-time continuum."
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"- What's that, now? - It's a complex model"
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"that takes the three dimensions of space"
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"and combines them with the fourth dimension of time"
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"in a relationship."
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"Simply put, one single trip away to a vineyard is equal"
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"to about 22.675 total dates,"
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"and that's just moving things way too fast."
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"Anthony, maybe you're doing all this mental math"
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"because you just don't like Talia."
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"It's good you didn't bring her. - No, hold up. I like her."
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"It's just always best to proceed with caution."
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"Anthony's right to be thinking this through."
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"all: What? - What, Noah?"
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"What's with that reaction?"
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"You never think in relationships."
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"You said the scarecrow was the least-relatable character"
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"in "Wizard of Oz" because he wanted a brain."
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"Well, he's my favorite character now."
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"I'm trying to be more mindful"
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"ever since I've been in therapy."
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"I'm all about slowing things down,"
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"you know, and just using my head."
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"I never thought I'd see the day, but this is awesome."
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"Me and my boy Noah are both head cases."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"That's somebody who uses their head while dating."
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"That's not what head case means."
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"But it should be."
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"Heads are smart, and cases are strong."
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"That's why us true thinkers are taking the word back."
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"- Yes, sir. - And you know what?"
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"I would like to join my fellow head case"
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"on one of his excursions today."
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"You got room for two? - Do I have room for two?"
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"I have room for seven."
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"- I'm good. - That's a nah for me, dog."
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"They don't get us."
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"both: Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,"
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"yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."
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"[laughs] Okay, so this one is good,"
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"but I think my favorite is the--"
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"both: Zinfandel. - Yes, oh, my God."
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"And your favorite is probably the--"
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"both: Pinot. - Yes!"
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"[laughter]"
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"Damn, you guys are suddenly, like, the strongest bond"
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"in the whole group."
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"Ha! If we're talking strong bonds,"
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"Kristen and I are married."
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"Here they go, getting competitive again."
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"I'm sorry, y'all. I did not mean to light this match."
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