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Clips from Upload - Welcome Back, Mr. Brown (S02E02)

"Dirt for simplicity."
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"Dirt, which destroys the computer chips."
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"Technology is sin."
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"What grosses you out more?"
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"The religious part or the sexism?"
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"Oh, I think you're misinterpreting my look."
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"I can't wait to be a part of this..."
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"patriarchal, backwoods creep show."
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"Yeah."
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"That's just Pastor Rob."
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"But Ludds are not all like that."
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"Wow. Are those unprinted?"
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"Of course."
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"I had a window box back home, but my Monsanto seeds"
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"didn't grow much without a code."
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"Yeah, our seeds are heirloom,"
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"from before the monopoly."
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"I'm Matteo."
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"It's like Matt except I got beat up a lot as a kid."
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"Nora."
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"This all seems a little much."
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"How do you deal with the whackjobs in charge?"
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"Well, you probably don't have to think about this in the city,"
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"but out here, we have to plant, grow, gather, cook."
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"So... I'm just thinking about food 24-7."
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"Yeah, even in the city I think about food 24-7."
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"- That's right! - Mission accomplished."
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"Hey, Chris, what'd you hit?"
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"Freeyond!"
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"Blew the demo to hell on a livestream."
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"No grand opening now."
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"Wait, why pick on Freeyond? They're the good guys."
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"Yeah, uh... most of us are in favor"
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"of universal digital afterlife. Pastor Rob hates all upload."
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"I got to talk to him 'cause this is bullshit."
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"We're supposed to vote on stuff like this."
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"Phantom phone."
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"You get over it."
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"All right, tech junkie."
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"Here's where you learn how to smell the roses again."
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"Any more questions?"
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"Oh, and no, we don't do phones,"
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"but that doesn't mean you can't communicate"
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"with your loved ones."
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"Oh, have you ever seen"
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"one of these?"
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"- It's an envelope. - What is that?"
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"It's how your ancestors got spam."
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"Hand in your letters Friday evening and one of us will"
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"mail them in Tannersville next day."
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"Oh, oh, good."
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"Everybody, this is Matteo, one of our community leaders."
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"Please give him a warm welcome."
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"Thanks. Hi."
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"So, uh, I know you're probably wondering"
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"what type of whackjobs run this place."
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"Well, I am one of them. I'm from Oakland."
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"So I've seen what Big Tech can do to small communities."
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"Worse, what it can do to the planet."
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"Distribute lies, guzzle carbon,"
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"sow discord, make the rich richer."
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"And it tries to suppress the working class,"
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"which I believe is probably all of us in this room."
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"So you've come to the right place."
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"A very special place."
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"I'm really happy you're here. This is gonna be..."
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"...a whole new chapter in your lives."
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"So, welcome, I'm Nora."
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"Don't worry, I'm here to guide you."
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"I've only been here a few weeks myself,"
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"but I feel like I've been here my whole life."
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"No, we don't do phones or other tech,"
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"but you can still keep in touch with your loved ones"
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"using an ancient magic."
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"This, newbies,"
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"is an envelope."
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"That's right, Nora."
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"It's how our grandparents paid"
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"- the fax bill."
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"Hey, that was my line."
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"But, anyway, write your letters"
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"by Friday and we can put them in the mail"
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"by the following Monday."
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"And this is Matteo."
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"A community leader that isn't afraid"
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"to get his hands dirty."
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"Or make sassy comments."
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"- I am not sassy. - He said sassily."
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"Uh, nice to meet you guys."
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"Oh, Nathan Brown is back from 2Gigs!"
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"- Welcome back, Mr. Brown!"
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"So there will be two guests from now on in our suite,"
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"10556, which means double everything."
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"- Two sinks. - Of course."
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"No, that's ridiculous."
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"Two beds, as well?"
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"- Oh, my God, you're a moron. - Just..."
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"Let me speak to a manager."
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"Very well. Hup."
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"What seems to be the problem?"
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"- Angel? - Yes?"
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"Where's Nora?"
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"You tell me. It's been weeks"
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"since she disappeared without saying boo."
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"- "Weeks"? I've been frozen in 2Gig. - Yes."
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"Ingrid must have left me there. I need to talk to Nora."
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"Well, Horizen is saying she's on a leave of absence."
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"I call and call, she doesn't pick up the phone."
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"Oh, shit, that's not good."
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"No, it is not good."
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"Now I have all of her old clients on top of my own."
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"Including one extremely difficult Karen."
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"- Oh, there you are. - Mm-hmm."
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"Please adjust the temperature of our room"
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"to Mediterranean summer evening,"
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"then lay out rose petals on the bed but in the shape of a rose,"
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"not a heart-- that's very important."
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"Hello, hi, hi, right here."
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"Are you taking notes in there or...?"
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"Got it. So a rose, extra thorns."
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