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Clips from Upload - Welcome Back, Mr. Brown (S02E02)

"Can you believe this bitch?"
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"Don't complain. They are recording."
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"Well, I'm just saying how many pairs"
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"of shoes does one upload need?"
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"- Ingrid Kannerman is a lovely woman. - Aleesha!"
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"My office."
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"Now, please."
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"Why didn't you wake me up sooner?"
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"'Cause I needed time to redecorate."
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"I was frozen for two weeks."
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"Babe, that's how long it took to program our special bed."
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"It's the width of a king, but the length of a queen."
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"What? Why would anyone want--?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Stop stalling. What do you know?"
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"Know?"
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"- I don't know anything. - Last time I saw you,"
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"you said you needed to own my scan"
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"to protect me. Protect me from who?"
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"Oh, my God, you are"
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"so obsessed with this "being murdered" thing."
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"Wouldn't you be?!"
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"If I cared about my own life"
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"more than this relationship,"
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"would I have uploaded for you?"
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"I didn't ask you to do that."
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"I gave up my friends, my future."
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"Not to mention a body I worked really hard for."
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"Oh, your body's the same."
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"No, it is not! How dare you!"
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"I was so much more slammin'"
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"in so many different places."
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"And I think you know it. I mean, don't even talk to me"
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"about my shoulder blades. They are insanely flat."
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"- I can't do this right now, so... - Was it something I said?"
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"- Yes. - Babe?"
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"- Okay. Yeah. - Let me know if you need anything."
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"Call Nora."
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"Oh, please, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up."
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"You are such a piece of shit."
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"- Excuse me? - Not you!"
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"Okay."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Okay, before you say anything,"
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"this new client Ingrid Kannerman is a total headcase."
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"Ingrid is what we call "an elite customer.""
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"And when you pay that kind of money, Leeshy--"
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"Aleesha. Is that why I don't have access to her settings?"
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"I can't put her to sleep or anything."
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"And, trust, if I could, she'd wake up once a year."
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"Have you seen the crystal thigh-highs she wears?"
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"10K per boot."
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"- Damn! - Yep."
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"So..."
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"- Okay. - ...I'm giving you a promotion."
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"How is this even fair? Wait, what?"
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"Mm-hmm, to junior manager."
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"Did I just get a promotion by complaining?"
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"I'm actually shutting you up with more money."
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"And you can hire a temp to help you."
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"Wow. Thank you."
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"- You're welcome. Yeah. - Thank you, Lucy."
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"I will do a great job."
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"- Yes, you will. - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"- Mimosa, Nathan? - No."
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"Okay."
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"You like my new face, right?"
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"You think I should reinstall my old face?"
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"- No. - Hmm."
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"My nose was so pointy."
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"Like, like Hedy Lamarr"
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"- in the Ziegfeld Girl. - Nathan, I got a mimosa for you, buddy."
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"- No! - Try it-- okay."
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"Nora Antony."
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"Boo!"
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"Hey..."
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"You're back! Oh, my God!"
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"- Yep. - I really missed you, man."
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"It's been 24-7 History Channel without you."
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"Hey, how was it down there? Was it scary?"
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"Did you eat the slop?"
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"I told Mildred you were probably eating the slop."
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"I was literally frozen the entire time."
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"Uh, I-I got to go."
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"I got to make a call, okay?"
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"I shouldn't have brought up the slop."
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"Schvitz Bath."
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"Yeah, no one's looking for me in here."
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"For God sakes!"
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"I've been trapped in there since the update!"
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"I'm so hungry!"
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"Uh, somebody, uh..."
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"bring me a tongue sandwich"
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"and some rice pudding!"
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"Nora, where are you?"
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"- Nora, let's go. - Huh? Wait, really?"
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"- I got to get to Falafel Halal. - I want to keep playing!"
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"Girl, those chickpea balls are not gonna fry themselves."
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"- That's cute. - Okay."
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"Shit."
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"Sorry, Nora."
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"Okay."
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"I used to have a gym membership, too."
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"Dick."
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"Maybe just edit this down"
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"to a quarter star."
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"That's better."
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"Hey, Bladerunner?"
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"Caught any killer toasters lately?"
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"Ha ha. Look at this case."
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"Guy minding his own business,"
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"next thing you know he gets pulped in a smart elevator."
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"Everything's got AI now."
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"Piss off your toaster, it could blow up your car."
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"Accident? Hmm."
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"Maybe, maybe not."
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"Morning, temp. How do you pronounce your name?"
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"- Uh, Tinsley. - Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, I-I really need this job."
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