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Clips from Weeds - Glue (S05E05)

"Since I can't leave, some friends are coming over for a little party."
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"You should join us."
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"Hang out. Loosen up."
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"Clear your mind."
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"Cool."
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"But you might wanna change your clothes."
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"Yeah."
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"He is in this building."
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"I will find out why. You will wait here."
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"I'm going with you."
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"It's better for me to go alone. The local color is not white."
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"Okay, I found Siempre Mujer, TV Y Novelas..."
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"...and for the rare English-speaking customer..."
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"...Woman's You-Niverse from July 1974."
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""I was frigid, now hear me roar."
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"The diet that makes you grow younger."
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"-Is bisexuality thinkable?" -Can I please have the ring?"
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"-I know it's bad timing. -I'm still processing."
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"And yes, this is incredibly bad timing."
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"It was Bubbie's."
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"It went to my father, to my mother, to Judah, and then to you."
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"It has history. It has meaning."
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"It's free."
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"-"Are you truly in love?" -Yes, without a doubt."
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"I'm not asking, I'm reading aloud. Magazine quiz."
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"You never even wear it."
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"-Judah gave it to me. -Yeah."
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"And Esteban gave you a new one."
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"We must go to the sixth floor. Speak with a registration clerk."
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"-Let's go. -We need a pass."
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"-Where do we get a pass? -We get a number."
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"-What number did we get? -One sixty-seven."
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"Here."
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"Buy a better number."
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"Let's do the "Truly In Love" quiz."
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"Winner take all. And by "all," I mean that ring."
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"Quizzes are bullshit."
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"And it's 1974."
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"Do the criteria for amour ever really change?"
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"Or are you just worried that my love for Audra is like a red, red rose?"
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"-Question number one. -Bring it on."
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""When you're away from your love and you think of him..."
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"...do you feel A, joyful, B, sad, C, lonely, or D, horny?""
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"You smell like you won."
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"-Perro Insano always triumphs. -Actually, you were defeated..."
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"...by El Conductor on two separate occasions."
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"No more autograph for you. Get out of here."
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"So how does this work?"
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"Leave your bag of money, take my bag of weed."
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"Simple enough."
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"Where you going?"
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"Wrong wrestler."
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"I know where you live, bitch."
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"Question 27."
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""Friendship in true love is:"
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"An overblown concept, a fundamental concept..."
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"...a waste of time, a bonus.""
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"I'm glad you asked that."
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"This would go a lot faster if you'd just answer the questions."
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"-I do answer the questions. -No. You-- You discuss."
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"It's fricking multiple choice."
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"I feel there are certain nuances that merit examination."
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"-Oh, here we go. -What?"
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"-This. -You and Esteban aren't friends?"
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"-We're friends, I guess. -You don't think it's important?"
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"-It's not something that comes up. -I think it's fundamental."
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"-Fundamental was one of the choices. -Friends and lovers can watch a movie."
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"-Sit in the dark and not talk? -Play cards. Dominoes."
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"-Otherwise it's just about sex. -It's always about sex with you."
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"Bet you spent a couple days banging this chick..."
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"-...now you think you gotta get married. -I'm gonna do it."
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"-When? -Tomorrow. That's why I want the ring."
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"Tomorrow."
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"Jesus, Andy, you just-- I mean, you--"
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"-Not in love with this person. -What if I am?"
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"What if this is my shot for a nice, normal life with a doctor and a family?"
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"Of my own."
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"-Hello? -Nancy? It's me."
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"-I need help. -I'm hanging up now."
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"No, wait, wait, wait."
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"The cops are after me, okay? It's not safe to use my cell phone."
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"I've had way too much caffeine and I have to piss like a racehorse."
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"I don't know how you drank all those lattes and didn't wet yourself."
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"-Goodbye Celia. -No, just--"
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"Just tell me where do I hide out when the heat is on?"
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"Do I go home? To a motel? Mexico?"
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"I can't really recommend Mexico at the moment."
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"Okay, well, I'm not going back to the slammer."
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"Would you say friendship is a fundamental part of love?"
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"What?"
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"If you want my help, answer the fucking question."
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"Wrong answer. Have fun in jail."
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"What's going on?"
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"Esteban is not on this floor."
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"You said six. This is six."
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"We must go up to 11, Criminal Division."
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"-Is he under arrest? -Held for questioning."
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"Questioning. Might be a ray of sunshine there."
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"If we squint."
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"So, Silas, you from L.A.?"
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"North of there, actually."
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"Like Malibu?"
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"Like Agrestic."
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"Where'd you prep?"
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"Agrestic High."
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"Public institution of learning."
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"There's nothing wrong with public schools."
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"Why'd your dad send you to Dana Hall?"
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"So she wouldn't get boned by public dick."
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"I'm just playing, Adelita."
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"So, Silas."
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"You wanna smoke?"
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"-I'll smoke some weed. -All out."
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"But I do have some delightful heroin."
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"Number 43."
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""What is the glue that holds your relationship together for life?""
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"I don't even need to hear the choices. I'm gonna go with Elmer's."
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"Glib, and not a choice."
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""Love" is a choice. The choice that I'm making."
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"And now you'll tell me why."
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