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Clips from Weeds - Glue (S05E05)

"Well, because I believe that true love can overcome any problem."
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"That's fairy tale stuff."
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"-Not real life. -All I know is..."
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"...Audra makes me feel like every other woman in my life was wrong."
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"A mistake."
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"How about Judah? Was he a mistake?"
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"There are different loves, different marriages, and they're not ranked."
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"I have been married for 27 years."
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"We have three beautiful children and a deep, abiding love."
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"But our glue is made from sharing, connecting, communicating."
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"And I never bring my work home."
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"The jungle fuzz. Shit. Fuck."
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"I should be hiding."
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"Good idea."
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"That's a fucking hard door, man."
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"We're talking about my husband. I am trying to find--"
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"Look, we're told that you have him back there."
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"Can you just--?"
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"My husband, okay? The father of my child."
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"We have a baby."
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"I need you to help me."
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"I wanna talk to somebody who speaks English."
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"I wanna talk to somebody who speaks English."
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"Let me deal with this. Go sit down. Getting angry is not going to help."
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"You ever wanna go back and do things differently?"
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"Yeah, I wanna teleport to 1974."
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""What to wear to an orgy"."
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"Apparently, the presence of underwear..."
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"...signals your desired level of participation."
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"-We moved on from your lame quiz? -Oh, no."
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"No, no. I'm not giving up on that. I'm kicking your ass."
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"-Read. -Number 65."
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""At our core, the search for true love is driven by:"
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"Passion, need for sex..."
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"...need for financial and emotional support..."
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"...or D..."
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"...the basic human need to feel connected..."
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"...and leave the prison of aloneness.""
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"Those fucking dicks are still here?"
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"My thoughts exactly."
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"They smoked heroin."
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"You smoked heroin?"
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"No. "Nope to dope and...to drugs.""
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"Deputy Dog. Took it to heart."
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"Well, except for weed."
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"Her friends suck."
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"She kind of sucks."
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"Great. There are two more like her in France who could drop by anytime."
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"The potential for douchebag party buds is exponential."
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"-Want some? -Why not."
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"Here's to this thing we're doing now..."
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"...here in this ridiculous place."
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"Thanks. For not leaving. I know you could've."
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"-I'm actually leaving tomorrow. -Shut up."
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"Will you look at this shit?"
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"Should we do something? She's totally out of it."
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"Apparently, these are the guys her Dad wants her to fuck, so--"
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"Shit."
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"Don't tell anyone I was noble."
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"Hey. Come on, let's go."
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"The party's over. Out."
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"Get up."
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"-Out. -Hey, hey, hey. Don't worry, Agrestic."
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"-Back of the line, Public. -Hey."
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"Shit."
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"Why are you still here?"
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"-No. -Run, dummy."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Badass motherfucker."
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"Summer school."
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"Okay, the results are in."
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"-Oh, goody. -Okay."
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"Andy, me, 89."
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""You understand what love is and are truly in love.""
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"That's nice."
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"Guess they didn't count your orgy fixation against you."
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"I guess not. Nancy Bot."
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"Sixty-two."
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"Bullshit."
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""Don't feel bad. You still have the chance..."
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"...to re-examine your priorities and understanding of love..."
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"...in order to make a positive change in your life.""
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"-Yeah, or I could kill myself. -Oh, look. It's a silly quiz, you know?"
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"It doesn't necessarily mean anything."
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"Obviously."
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"For you, I mean. For me, it's accurate."
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"-Because you're truly in love. -Truly in love, that's right."
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"For now."
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"Why do you have to do that?"
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"I know you. This is what you do."
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"You-- You love to be loved."
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"You pull all this love in, you build it all up in your head..."
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"...and when it gets too close, you run."
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"I just want the ring, Nance."
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"You can spare me all the brilliant insight."
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"Andy."
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"You're not gonna give it to me."
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"You cannot get it together..."
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"...to treat me like somebody you actually care about."
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"-That's not it. -You're a fucking coward."
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"Do you know that?"
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"You think that all this crazy shit you get into makes you brave."
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"But you're fucking terrified of being ordinary."
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"I would love to be ordinary."
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"I would love to be back in Agrestic waiting for Judah to come home."
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"-You burned that town to the ground. -Yeah."
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"-And your house. -Yeah, I did."
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"-I made sacrifices for my family. -No, no, no."
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"What you sacrificed was your family. That's what you did."
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"Look where you are."
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"Are you watching Shane play soccer? No. Because you fucked that up."
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"Don't tell me you wanna be someone else..."
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"...when you do fuck all to change what's going on."
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"It's your turn."
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"I'm sorry. There's nothing more I can do to help you."
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"-You can tell me where he is. -We're closing. The whole building is."
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"-It's 4:00. It's 4 fucking o'clock. -That clock is broken."
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"-Tell me where he is. -I don't know."
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"Tell me where he is. Tell me where he is!"
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"Okay."
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