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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Seven-tween Again (S12E12)

"‐(grunting) ‐Aah!"
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"‐Whee! ‐Uh‐oh, Mess Patrol."
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"♪ Clean the mess, tidy up ♪"
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"♪ Yes Mess Patrol... ♪"
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"Singing doesn't help in this particular situation!"
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"Okay, it's time for my appointment with Yvonne."
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"Okay, have fun."
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"I'm just gonna have her touch it up."
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"‐It's no big deal. ‐(bell jingles)"
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"‐(both gasp) ‐Gretchen!"
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"What are you doing hair‐‐ I mean here?"
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"‐(chuckling nervously) ‐LOUISE: Nice."
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"Oh, I just came in to say hi,"
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"have a little lunch."
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"That's good, 'cause we have lunch. That's our thing."
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"Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while, Linda."
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"Let's catch up, girl talk. You can talk, too, Bob."
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"‐Looking good, by the way. ‐Uh, th‐thanks, Gretchen."
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"‐Hey, were you going somewhere? ‐No..."
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"I just like to move my purse around"
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"every once in a while."
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"Okay, that's enough. Here comes the apron."
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"So, new salon next door, huh?"
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"Wha... Where? A salon?"
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"‐Yeah, oh, yeah, I hardly noticed. ‐They're fancy."
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"Looks like they sweep up all the hair."
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"La‐di‐da."
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"Listen, I know they're right next door"
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"and their scissors aren't rusty"
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"and their combs have all their teeth"
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"and they don't have flies,"
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"but please don't ever go there, okay?"
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"Yeah, no, of course not. Yeah, no. Yuck. Oof."
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"I don't even want to think about you going there."
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"I just go to a dark place."
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"A dark, dark place."
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"Oh, uh, the spoon!"
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"Plus, can you even imagine what they'd do"
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"to your reverse cowlick and your swirly thing in the back"
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"and your stubborn grays and your bleeding ear problem?"
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"‐They don't know you. ‐Uh..."
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"Burger of the Day sound good?"
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"Let me walk this order back to Bob in the kitchen."
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"Uh, you can just hand it to me. I'm right here."
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"No, no, you might drop it. I‐I'm gonna walk it back."
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"‐Bob, I can't go next door. ‐Why?"
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"Because Gretchen is terrifying?"
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"Yeah, so y‐‐ so you're gonna go for me."
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"Wait, wait, what?"
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"If I'm a last‐second no‐show,"
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"I'll never get an appointment there again."
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"You have to go, get a haircut, and get me rescheduled."
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"So we're gonna get two expensive haircuts?"
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"They're discounted expensive haircuts."
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"Please, Bob, I want a fancy salon haircut"
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"once in my life before I die."
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"‐(groans) Fine. ‐No, no, where are you going?"
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"Not the front. She'll see you. Go out the back."
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"And run, but don't be sweaty. And check your breath."
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"(Gretchen cackling)"
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"Oh..."
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"H‐‐ Um, hi. I'm here for my wife."
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"Uh, she can't come, so she asked me"
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"‐to take her spot? ‐Oh, smart move, wife."
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"Also, yeah, you could use it."
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"‐Come on, let's get you shampooed. ‐Oh, that's okay."
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"I washed it yester... last week... ago."
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"Can I get you a sparkling water or espresso?"
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"‐Or a glass of wine? ‐Oh, um, I don't know."
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"‐I... ‐I'd have all three."
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"We call that "getting your tips frosted.""
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"Unless you're getting your tips frosted,"
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"which is actually really hot right now"
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"with middle‐aged men who don't know better."
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"All right, let's frost my tips."
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"Uh, the‐the drinks one."
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"(Miss Erica babbling)"
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"Hey, Gene."
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"Everything okay? You're not wiggling much."
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"I don't always have the wiggles, Miss Erica!"
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"(whispering): Can I come in?"
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"(whispering): No. Get out of here."
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"Where is your mom?"
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"Gretchen killed her, and you're next."
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"Bob, it's okay. Gretchen went back to work."
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"‐Oh, she's alive. ‐Eh?"
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"(whistles) New do for Daddy."
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"It is. Oh, it is."
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"‐So? Was it...? ‐(slurring): Amazing."
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"Yvonne is a genius."
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"‐Are you drunk? ‐I'm gorgeous."
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"O‐Ok‐Okay, settle down."
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"And I got you in the book."
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"‐Yeah? When, when? ‐Today!"
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"‐Oh! ‐They squeezed you in at 5:00."
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"Really? Okay!"
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"Okay, I'm actually gonna do this."
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"I'm gonna go to the bathroom and look at myself"
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"for a while, and I have to pee."
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"I drank so many different drinks."
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"(Gene groaning)"
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""A dog sits on a log with a frog.""
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"‐Where are you going with that? ‐Mm..."
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"That doesn't go on me, Mason."
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"‐Aah! That's it! I'm out! ‐Gene,"
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"if you don't want to listen to the book,"
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"you're welcome to join Piper over by the puzzles."
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"Nope, I think I'm gonna go."
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"I'm sorry, buddy."
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"You can't go until pickup time."
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"Miss Erica, here's the thing‐‐"
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"you're gonna laugh when you hear this‐‐"
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"I'm not actually seven. I am 11."
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"And I am a 500‐year‐old wizard!"
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"‐(babbling) ‐Not helping, Becca."
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"Gene, I know you're not seven."
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"It's pretty obvious, 'cause, you know,"
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"I know what children look like."
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"‐Gotcha. ‐(screams) I'm sorry, but I am leaving!"
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