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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Seven-tween Again (S12E12)

"You can't go without someone signing you out,"
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"no matter what age you say you are."
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"Okay, fine, my dad Gus,"
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"who I call Gus and not Dad, is over in yoga right now."
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"‐He can sign me out. ‐There is no yoga on Thursdays."
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"What? Why no yoga on Thursdays?"
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"That's, like, when you need it the most!"
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"Sorry, you're gonna have to stay here"
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"until a parent signs you out."
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"But I want to go! I need to leave!"
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"Oh, man, I'm gonna fail the project,"
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"and Alex is gonna be mad at me forever!"
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"‐Your babysitter? ‐Yes!"
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"I should've been doing pretend roommate stuff"
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"with him this whole week, but now I'm trapped"
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"in this booger parlor!"
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"What's wrong with me?!"
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"Someone's having big feelings."
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"Hell yeah, I am! When's juice and crackers?"
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"Miss Erica, can I get my one phone call?"
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"Gene, this isn't jail."
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"Says the lady who can leave whenever she wants."
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"You think I can leave? I've had to pee for three hours."
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"Yes, you can use the phone."
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"‐Dial nine to get out. ‐Oh, if only it was that easy."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Bob's Slopshop, this is Tina. I have weird neck sweat."
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"‐How may I help you? ‐My neck sweat's not weird. Is it?"
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"Louise, it's Gene. Listen, I'm trapped in Kids Club."
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"There's no yoga on Thursdays, and Miss Erica won't let me out."
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"Please help me. I want to be a tween again."
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"I need to go to Alex's house, or he'll hate me"
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"and we'll never be real‐life roomies."
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"I guess I could help if you did all my restaurant stuff"
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"‐for the rest of my life. ‐One week."
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"‐Sold. What do you want me to do? ‐I need you and Tina"
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"to pretend to be Gus and sign me out."
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"Pretend to be Gus."
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"Yeah, get a long trench coat, climb on Tina's shoulders,"
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"fake beard‐‐ boom, you're Gus."
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"‐That's not gonna... ‐Get me out of here."
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"I'm, like, three seconds away from getting"
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"the hand, foot and mouth disease."
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"All right, all right. We're on our way."
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"Why aren't you sleeping, Gene?"
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"'Cause I'm getting out of here, Ryder."
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"I'm too old for this place."
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"But you savor this."
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"Savor every perfect, carefree minute"
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"‐of being a little kid, 'kay? ‐'Kay, bye."
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"‐(door opens) ‐MISS ERICA: Hello, um..."
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"What? Louise! You brought Dad?"
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"Sorry. This is the only thing we could think of,"
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"after not thinking for very long,"
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"because this has to end."
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"Oh, my God, Gene really crashed a day care?"
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"I didn't crash it. I wiggled my way in."
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"‐You're Gene's real father, I take it? ‐Yeah. Yes."
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"So, I've been letting him get signed out"
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"by whoever that 80‐year‐old man was. Cool."
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"Gene, do you want to tell me about that real quick?"
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"‐It was Gus. ‐Okay."
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"I think I have to buy him a Father's Day present."
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"You should, and also me, one, as well, at some point."
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"So, you're signing Gene out?"
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"‐Yes. ‐I love your hair, by the way."
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"‐Me, too. ‐GENE AND LOUISE: He's taken."
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"Got room for bunk beds in that studio apartment?"
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"Gene? What are you doing here?"
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"I came to say sorry."
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"What about Kids Club?"
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"I'm done with all that."
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"I know what being seven is like."
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"I think I'm ready for stuff I don't know."
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"Future stuff, like, maybe one day I'll have an alcohol,"
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"or I'll listen to informative podcasts on my commute."
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"So, will you take me back as your roomie?"
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"Even though I acted like a snotty seven‐year‐old?"
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"Sure. Rents are outrageous."
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"I've been driving a pretend Uber at night"
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"just to pay the pretend bills."
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"Plus, I love bunk beds."
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"I don't know why we didn't think of that before."
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"Now we have more room for that hot fudge sundae bar."
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"Is there still space for our rotating DJ booth?"
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"‐'Cause that's a must‐have. ‐DJ booth bunk beds?"
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"DJ booth bunk beds! We're so good at being adults!"
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"Oh, you've got a lot going on back here."
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"Yeah. I got a reverse cowlick."
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"Okay. It's, like, pulling my hand in."
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"Sorry. I'm sure Yvonne will know what to do"
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"‐with that, right? ‐Oh, sure, sure."
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"Everyone's hair is the same to Yvonne."
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"‐Everyone's a butterfly head waiting to happen. ‐Oh."
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"This'll be here for when you come out from under."
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"(groans) And you're lucky."
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"We're not gonna be in this location for much longer."
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"Yeah. Our prices are too high for this neighborhood."
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"‐Oh, yeah? ‐You've seen this neighborhood, right?"
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"Um, yes, I have."
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"So make sure you take our card when you leave."
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"'Cause what you want to do is get with one stylist"
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"who knows your hair but also knows you as a person."
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"And once you find that stylist, you never want to give them up."
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"Oh, my God. I am so sorry."
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"I just remembered I have to be somewhere."
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"(gulps)"
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"Bye! Sorry, bye."
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"(entry bell jingles)"
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"Got room for a reverse cowlick?"
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"Linda?"
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"LINDA: (burps) Oh, that wine."
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"♪ DJ Bunk Beds ♪"
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"♪ DJ Bunk Beds ♪"
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"♪ Treats, bunk‐bed‐sleep and beats ♪"
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"♪ Make a tasty, funky result ♪"
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"♪ This is what it's like ♪"
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"♪ To be a responsible adult ♪"
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"‐♪ Ooh ♪ ‐♪ Push up the faders ♪"
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"♪ Twist the knobs ♪"
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