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Clips from Veep - The Choice (S03E03)

"Frankly, ma'am, our position hasn't changed one inch."
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"Uh, well, you know what?"
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"It's a matter of conviction for me, too."
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"- Pro-life. - They're pro-choice."
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"I think our position's pretty clear from the title of our organization."
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"Oh, yeah, of course."
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"- ACCDP. - Oh, my God."
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"God, the lighting is so unflattering."
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"Can I ask you a question? Are you hiding from someone?"
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"Aren't we all hiding from somebody?"
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"I'm gonna make a quick call."
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"Really quick, just really quick."
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"One second. So sorry."
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"God!"
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"Get your shit together, Gary."
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"You can do this. You can do this."
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"- Um... - Excuse me for just a minute."
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"I realize that life is precious."
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"And so are the hard-won freed... freedoms..."
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"- Oh, thank God. - Thank you, ma'am."
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"- Thank you. Bye-bye. - Good-bye."
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"She was from the A-D-CCP. Sorry."
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"- And who are they? - I'm not quite sure."
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"- Oh. - It's in my phone."
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"See that, ma'am?"
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"I've got Cunningham. I know, he's pro-choice."
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"- Life! - Got it."
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"- Okay, we're good. Yeah. - Good?"
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"- Okay, that's good. I don't need any help. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- You like music? - I suppose. Why?"
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"The new McCartney is worth checking out."
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"- Right now, or can it wait? - It can wait."
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"You're in here."
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"The vice president will see you now..."
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"It's probably better if we go in separately,"
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"- wouldn't you think? - Your right to choose, Amy."
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"The vice president will see you now, Mr. Cunningham."
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"Pleasure to meet you."
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"I've got some free lunch passes if you'd like..."
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"Listen. I've worked in DC for 10 years,"
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"and I've never been treated like this."
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"- Bundled around like a refugee? - I'm sorry."
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"I'm gonna back your boss, I always have."
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"- But you need to quit this job... - I know."
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"and find something you're halfway decent at."
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"Thank you. Yeah. Thank you so much."
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"If this footage looks kinda like Cloverfield,"
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"it's not because my hand's shaking,"
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"it's because a fucking earthquake just hit DC!"
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"You feeling the heat, Old Media?"
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"Because it's three strikes and..."
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"you're out."
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"Tell them I'm coming in for 50."
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"- They hung up. - You know what? Fuck HuffPo."
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"They should be called Puff Ho"
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"'cause Arianna Huffington is a straight-up ho"
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"and all they do is puff pieces."
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"Wait... Request from MSNBC."
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"They want you on at 7:00 a.m. They're gonna send a car."
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"Got it!"
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"Ma'am, Chung's statement. 10 minutes early."
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"Pulled a few strings from my buddies down at..."
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"Please tell us about the strings, Mike, don't tell us what's in it."
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"Oh, sarcasm. That's an interesting strategy"
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"for a potential campaign manager, Amy."
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"Apologies. Rewind."
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"Get the fuck on with it, Mike. She's got a point."
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"Oh, sorry. Just printed it. Haven't read it."
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"Literally was trying to read it when I was running, so I couldn't do either."
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"Okay, here we go. First let me say I commend the president's clarity..."
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"Skip that part."
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"Advances in science have brought us to a moral conundrum..."
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"I believe a 22-week cutoff is appropriate."
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"Has anyone ever come up with that number before?"
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"Never."
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"We're going to need a bigger melon."
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"Dan was right. I've got to pick a number."
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"Okay, well, obviously we can just go anywhere now"
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"without going over 40."
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"Half weeks? 22 and a half weeks."
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"22 and a half weeks sounds like an erotic thriller"
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"- What about days? - Yes, like 140 days."
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"- Which is in weeks...? - Divide by seven, Mike."
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"- Two... 20. - Yeah."
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"I can't stick to 24 weeks now"
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"because that's gonna make me the most liberal"
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"and the most female."
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"Chung the Merciless did this, right?"
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"Why don't we double bluff him? Just choose the same number."
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"It's not like sharing a toothbrush."
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"Mm-mm. Copycat Selina. That's what they'll say."
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"Me-Too Meyer, Shit for Brains..."
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"No, I'm sorry, they won't say that. I'm just really tired."
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"Should we all quit and go home and go to bed 'cause you're so tired?"
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"Oh, no, we can't. Because I have to go do"
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"Good Morning America thanks to you, Kent."
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"I know, I'm sorry, ma'am. I thought you could be first on air."
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"I didn't realize that Chung and Maddox would attack at night."
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"Must be the military training."
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"Let me see this. What is this spike right here?"
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"The I Don't Knows."
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"Okay, so I am looking at a page"
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"and I am seeing most of America"
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"standing up proudly"
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"and saying, I don't know."
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"We were shocked ourselves."
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"I wonder who should be"
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"my campaign strategist in the next election."
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"I don't know."
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"I will redouble my efforts to win your support."
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"The man's obsessed with me."
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"Issue a version of what you said in the book..."
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"just better than what Dan wrote."
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"Okay, Mike, you draft me a new version"
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"of my existing position, okay?"
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"- Love it. - And I'm gonna need something to wear,"
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"'cause I'm going on Good Morning America."
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"Pink. I got you pink. Let's do pink."
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"I believe that life is precious."
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"And so are the hard-won freedoms"
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