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Clips from Silicon Valley - Founder Friendly (S03E03)

"Rigby. We gave up our own apps..."
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"so that we could bust our asses for him."
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"Why the fuck should we give up our Pied Piper shares"
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"right when we get funded"
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"because he's too much of a prima donna"
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"to let someone experienced come in"
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"and run the company the way its supposed to be run."
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"- Rigby. - Rigby."
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"Now I'm actually getting kind of fucking angry!"
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"I mean, we put in so much work for no pay,"
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"and now he thinks he's gonna walk out on us?"
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"I mean, seriously, fuck that guy."
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"Fuck him. Rigby."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"- Rigby. - Rigby."
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"Richard, I have something that might cheer you up."
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"What is this?"
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"Go on, Gloomy Gus, open it."
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"Okay."
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"So this is a box of files with companies' information on it?"
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"No. These are all companies that I took the liberty of reaching out to"
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"that are actually offering you the job of CTO."
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"Really?"
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"Some of these companies are pretty good."
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"Flutterbeam's like... really good."
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"Of course it is. They all are."
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"You're the belle of the ball,"
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"and these are all your swains,"
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"hoping for a glimpse of ankle."
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"Ah. The nest wherein the asp doth coil."
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"Where's Richard? Is he coming?"
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"Nope."
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"Congratulations, you've successfully broken a good man."
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"Is that Barker?"
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"Uh... yeah."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"I just spent the last 16 hours cherry-picking Friars Roasts"
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"for the premium old-man jokes."
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"Essentially, I'm going to beat him to death"
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"with his own titanium hips."
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"Not just for me, but for Richard."
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"Jack Barker, aka Action Jack."
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"We meet at last."
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"Erlich Bachman."
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"Mr. Bachman."
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"Pleasure to finally meet you."
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"I'm a big fan."
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"Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil?"
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"Polio? The phonograph?"
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"A nice piece of fish?"
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"Segregated water fountains?"
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"Senior citizen discounts at Perkins Family restaurants?"
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"Erectile dysfunction because of corroded penile arteries?"
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"Deviled eggs as an entrée?"
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"Liking Ike?"
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"No."
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"None of those, Mr. Bachman."
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"I am a fan of yours."
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"Have been ever since you were at the helm of Aviato."
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"You know Aviato?"
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"Yes. Aviato."
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"My Aviato?"
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"Is there any other Aviato?"
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"Well, legally, there cannot be."
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"Mr. Barker, pleasure to meet you."
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"- Is that a poppy seed muffin? - Yes, sir."
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"Well, Poppy wants one 'cause Mommy already got hers."
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"Hooli stock jumped seven percent today"
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"on this news that Gavin Belson is writing down"
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"the entire Nucleus project."
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"What's happening here?"
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"It was a courageous move."
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"He's a straight shooter,"
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"and obviously Wall Street is responding to that."
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"So, what else do you think..."
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"So, by our account,"
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"just under 50 percent of Hooli employment agreements"
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"include a non-compete clause."
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"The same clause that caused us to lose the Pied Piper lawsuit in arbitration"
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"and are thus legally invalid,"
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"calling into question some of our IP ownership."
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"Shit. I was afraid of that."
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"But hypothetically, this also presents an opportunity."
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"Any of those people could be dismissed with no severance."
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"Any unvested stock"
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"would return to the company option pool."
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"So, in other words, we have the right to terminate any of those people"
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"with no repercussions whatsoever,"
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"and we'd actually make money?"
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"Correct."
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"You know, our annual individual performance reviews"
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"showed a 20 percent incidence of sub-standard work."
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"So essentially, one out of every five Hooli team members"
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"deserve to be fired."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. What?"
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"So, are you nervous?"
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"No, actually. I feel pretty good."
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"Flutterbeam was the best company we looked at."
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"Their tech is great. Their offer is amazing."
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"Actually, I'm kind of pumped."
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"Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped."
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"You just got... okay."
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"- I'll do it. - Yeah."
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"All right. Well, Jared..."
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"we gotta one day figure out what we're gonna do for you for a job."
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"Richard, you'll go. You'll establish yourself,"
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"and when the time is right, you'll send for me."
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"Richard, you have to talk to this man."
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"Who, Barker? Pass."
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"This guy is real, okay, Richard?"
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"With his managerial skills"
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"and your talent as an engineer,"
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"we could be talking about the D-word here."
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"- Dick? - No. Decacorn."
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"A company that's valued over $10 billion before its initial public offering."
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"All right?"
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"He's still at Raviga for another hour."
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"Please go talk to him."
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"Sorry, I can't do that. I'm already set up at Flutterbeam."
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"Whose CEO, unprompted, said,"
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