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Clips from Silicon Valley - Founder Friendly (S03E03)

"Yeah. Got it. Went to Catholic school."
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"Really? How long?"
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"Look, I'm still on the board of this company."
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"I'll be in all of the meetings."
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"Maybe I can be helpful at some point."
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"You wanna be helpful, Monica?"
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"Convince Laurie to keep me on as CEO."
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"Look, I know I made some mistakes. I wasn't perfect,"
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"but I'll get better. I'll even go to one of those CEO coaches,"
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"like that guy at fucking Twitter."
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"Richard, it's done."
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"Laurie already found a new CEO."
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"What? Already?"
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"You said that you didn't want to be part of the interview process,"
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"so they picked someone this morning."
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"Jack Barker. He's an incredibly skilled, top-notch CEO."
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"I don't care who he is, okay? None of us do."
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"Action Jack Barker?"
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"Seriously? They picked that gray-haired fossil over me?"
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"You said you turned the job down."
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"I said it was mutual."
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"Oh."
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"What? That's accurate."
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"He ran Entercross Systems."
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"They IPO'ed in 1998 for more than a billion dollars."
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"Yeah, 20 fucking years ago."
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"Tech 1.0. What has he done lately?"
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"After that, he ran Turnwire for four years"
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"until it was acquired by Microsoft for $2 billion."
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"Holy shit. This guy's a hitter."
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"He was, in the oughts. What's he done in the 20-teens?"
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"Looks like he started a foundation"
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"in his mother's name to cure cancer."
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"Yeah, how's that going?"
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"Yeah. I bet his mother's dead."
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"Yeah, that's probably why he started the foundation."
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"Richard, Laurie's meeting with him tomorrow."
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"You should come in and talk with him."
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"No fucking way."
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"Think this through. I mean, you have to know"
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"that you can't start another compression company."
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"No VC will fund that out of fear of being sued,"
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"and unless you have some totally different,"
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"game-changing idea lying around..."
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"So you're saying that I'm fucked if I leave?"
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"No, I'm saying that..."
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"Okay. Well, then I guess I'm fucked,"
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"because I'm out."
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"And when I leave, Jared's out, Dinesh is out, Gilfoyle is out."
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"Everybody's out."
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"So good luck with the company there, Monica."
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"It'll just be you, Laurie Bream,"
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"and some fucking asshole who can't even cure cancer."
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"He's right."
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"Where Richard goes, I go."
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"Monica, excuse how high I am,"
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"but are the uniforms in Catholic schools as low-cut as they are online?"
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"Fuck off."
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"Did you tell Richard you were out?"
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"No. Did you?"
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"No."
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"Are we out?"
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"Hmm."
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"Did Gavin tell you what this is about?"
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"We haven't spoken in some time."
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"Thank you all for coming on such short notice."
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"I have a difficult announcement to make."
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"We, in the tech business, often refer to failure as a good thing."
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"Failure is growth."
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"Failure is learning."
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"But sometimes failure is just failure."
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"I think..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I didn't think it would be this hard."
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"But goodbyes are always hard,"
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"especially when I am the one saying goodbye."
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"Today, effective immediately,"
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"I, Gavin Belson, founder and CEO of Hooli,"
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"am forced to officially say goodbye"
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"to the entire Nucleus division."
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"All Nucleus personnel will be given proper notice and terminated."
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"But make no mistake."
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"Though they're the ones leaving,"
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"it is I who must remain and bear the heavy burden of their failure."
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"It is my fault."
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"I trusted them to get the job done."
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"But that is the price of leadership."
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"Thank you."
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"That was the gutsiest thing I've ever seen."
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"Amazing."
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"So, wait, does that mean..."
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"Uh... Denpok?"
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"Can I have your Big Gulp?"
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"I know we keep saying this,"
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"but even though Richard is a great guy..."
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"And a brilliant coder."
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"He's wonderful."
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"Nevertheless, he is lacking in certain..."
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"managerial capacities."
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"- Totally fair. - It's fair, right?"
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"He's still a great coder."
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"And an amazing human being."
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"- Okay, look. - Such..."
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"We have a lot of shit we want to say about him."
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"Do we have to keep prefacing it with all this nice-guy stuff?"
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"I mean, if so, we're gonna be here all night."
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"Yeah, we kind of do, though,"
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"just to offset the shittiness of all the shitty stuff."
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"What if we use like a dictionary patch?"
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"To compress all the nice-guy stuff."
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"Like an acronym."
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"Exactly."
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"Richard is great, but you know..."
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"R-I-G-B-Y."
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"Rigby."
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"Rigby is all the nice-guy stuff."
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"Okay. Rigby."
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"But he just assumed we were gonna leave with him,"
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"which is kind of total bullshit, right?"
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"That's really arrogant."
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