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Clips from Cheers - Bar Bet (S03E03)

WELL, ASK.

"WELL, ASK."

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ARE YOU MARRIED?

"ARE YOU MARRIED?"

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SHE'S GOT A 94-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND.

"SHE'S GOT A 94-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND."

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BEEN MARRIED 73 YEARS.

"BEEN MARRIED 73 YEARS."

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HAPPY YEARS?

"HAPPY YEARS?"

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OH!

"OH!"

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SAMMY, JUST TALKED TO A MAN

"SAMMY, JUST TALKED TO A MAN"

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IN GREEN BANK, WEST VIRGINIA.

"IN GREEN BANK, WEST VIRGINIA."

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HE'S GOT A GRANDDAUGHTER NAMED JACQUELINE BISSET,

"HE'S GOT A GRANDDAUGHTER NAMED JACQUELINE BISSET,"

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26 YEARS OLD AND UNMARRIED.

"26 YEARS OLD AND UNMARRIED."

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WELL, THAT'S GREAT. LET ME TALK TO HER.

"WELL, THAT'S GREAT. LET ME TALK TO HER."

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NO. I ALREADY DID. JACKIE WILL BE HERE TOMORROW MORNING.

"NO. I ALREADY DID. JACKIE WILL BE HERE TOMORROW MORNING."

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HEY, HOW DID YOU DO IT?

"HEY, HOW DID YOU DO IT?"

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A LITTLE INGENUITY. YOU KNOW,

"A LITTLE INGENUITY. YOU KNOW,"

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I TOLD HER SHE WON A TRIP TO BOSTON

"I TOLD HER SHE WON A TRIP TO BOSTON"

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ON A RADIO GAME SHOW.

"ON A RADIO GAME SHOW."

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YEAH, SO ONCE SHE GETS HERE,

"YEAH, SO ONCE SHE GETS HERE,"

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE HER TO MARRY YOU.

"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONVINCE HER TO MARRY YOU."

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I COULD KISS YOU, MAN.

"I COULD KISS YOU, MAN."

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WELL, YEAH, YOU CAN, BUT I WARN YOU,

"WELL, YEAH, YOU CAN, BUT I WARN YOU,"

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE. HA HA--EH...

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE. HA HA--EH..."

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I OFFERED HER A FEW PRIZES, TOO, SAMMY,

"I OFFERED HER A FEW PRIZES, TOO, SAMMY,"

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TO INDUCE HER TO COME UP.

"TO INDUCE HER TO COME UP."

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THAT'S GOOD. LIKE WHAT?

"THAT'S GOOD. LIKE WHAT?"

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FREE ROUND-TRIP AIRFARE, FIRST-CLASS,

"FREE ROUND-TRIP AIRFARE, FIRST-CLASS,"

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SUITE AT THE RITZ,

"SUITE AT THE RITZ,"

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FREE HISTORICAL TOUR,

"FREE HISTORICAL TOUR,"

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MATCHED SET OF LUGGAGE.

"MATCHED SET OF LUGGAGE."

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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST OFFER A CAR?

"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST OFFER A CAR?"

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WELL, I DID, BUT SHE TOOK THE CASH INSTEAD.

"WELL, I DID, BUT SHE TOOK THE CASH INSTEAD."

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ONLY KIDDING, SAMMY.

"ONLY KIDDING, SAMMY."

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THE POINT IS SHE'LL BE HERE.

"THE POINT IS SHE'LL BE HERE."

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YOU'RE RIGHT. MY PROBLEMS ARE OVER.

"YOU'RE RIGHT. MY PROBLEMS ARE OVER."

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AREN'T YOU FORGETTING ONE IMPORTANT STEP?

"AREN'T YOU FORGETTING ONE IMPORTANT STEP?"

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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YOU STILL HAVE TO GET HER TO MARRY YOU.

"YOU STILL HAVE TO GET HER TO MARRY YOU."

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WELL, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

"WELL, THAT'S NO PROBLEM."

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AS SOON AS I GET HER FACE TO FACE,

"AS SOON AS I GET HER FACE TO FACE,"

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SHE'LL FALL UNDER THE OLD SAMMY SPELL.

"SHE'LL FALL UNDER THE OLD SAMMY SPELL."

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YOU KILLER.

"YOU KILLER."

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SAM MALONE,

"SAM MALONE,"

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YOUR VANITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

"YOUR VANITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS."

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ALL THE SAME, I GUESS I OUGHT TO WEAR SOMETHING NICE,

"ALL THE SAME, I GUESS I OUGHT TO WEAR SOMETHING NICE,"

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MY BEST OUTFIT.

"MY BEST OUTFIT."

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SAY, DIANE, WHEN YOU DREAM OF ME, WHAT AM I WEARING?

"SAY, DIANE, WHEN YOU DREAM OF ME, WHAT AM I WEARING?"

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AN ANTHILL.

"AN ANTHILL."

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CONGRATULATIONS, COACH.

"CONGRATULATIONS, COACH."

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I MEAN, ALL THE WEEKS OF CRAMMING,

"I MEAN, ALL THE WEEKS OF CRAMMING,"

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BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL,

"BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL,"

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AND DRILLING WITH YOUR FRIENDS,

"AND DRILLING WITH YOUR FRIENDS,"

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I MEAN, IT'S ALL PAID OFF.

"I MEAN, IT'S ALL PAID OFF."

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WE'RE PROUD OF YOU.

"WE'RE PROUD OF YOU."

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YEAH, ALL RIGHT. TAKE CARE.

"YEAH, ALL RIGHT. TAKE CARE."

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COACH PASS HIS DRIVER'S TEST?

"COACH PASS HIS DRIVER'S TEST?"

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NO, HE FOUND VERMONT.

"NO, HE FOUND VERMONT."

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SO WHEN'S YOUR EX-WIFE-TO-BE TO BE HERE?

"SO WHEN'S YOUR EX-WIFE-TO-BE TO BE HERE?"

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SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NOW.

"SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NOW."

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CLIFF WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK HER UP AT THE AIRPORT TWO HOURS AGO.

"CLIFF WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK HER UP AT THE AIRPORT TWO HOURS AGO."

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ARE YOU ALL READY FOR HER?

"ARE YOU ALL READY FOR HER?"

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I DON'T KNOW.

"I DON'T KNOW."

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

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YES, ANY GIRL WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO MARRY YOU.

"YES, ANY GIRL WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO MARRY YOU."

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SAM, THERE IS ONE PROBLEM, HOWEVER.

"SAM, THERE IS ONE PROBLEM, HOWEVER."

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I BELIEVE I DETECT A HINT OF FRESH AIR

"I BELIEVE I DETECT A HINT OF FRESH AIR"

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CUTTING THROUGH YOUR COLOGNE.

"CUTTING THROUGH YOUR COLOGNE."

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OOH, YOU'RE KIDDING?

"OOH, YOU'RE KIDDING?"

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MUST HAVE MISSED

"MUST HAVE MISSED"

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A COUPLE OF IMPORTANT PULSE POINTS, HUH?

"A COUPLE OF IMPORTANT PULSE POINTS, HUH?"

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ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

"ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU."

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THIS IS CHEERS, MISS BISSET.

"THIS IS CHEERS, MISS BISSET."

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THAT'S SAM MALONE.

"THAT'S SAM MALONE."

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WELL, HE IS GOOD-LOOKIN'.

"WELL, HE IS GOOD-LOOKIN'."

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THE BAD NEWS IS HE TALKS.

"THE BAD NEWS IS HE TALKS."

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UH, SAMMY, JACKIE BISSET.

"UH, SAMMY, JACKIE BISSET."

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MISS BISSET, SAM MALONE.

"MISS BISSET, SAM MALONE."

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OH, BOY, THANK YOU FOR COMING. THANK YOU FOR COMING.

"OH, BOY, THANK YOU FOR COMING. THANK YOU FOR COMING."

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CLIFF, WHY DON'T YOU SET THOSE BAGS DOWN RIGHT HERE.

"CLIFF, WHY DON'T YOU SET THOSE BAGS DOWN RIGHT HERE."

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WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT BY THE BAR?

"WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT BY THE BAR?"

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LISTEN, DID CLIFF EXPLAIN WHY WE NEED YOU?

"LISTEN, DID CLIFF EXPLAIN WHY WE NEED YOU?"

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YES, HE DID,

"YES, HE DID,"

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AND I'M NOT MARRYING ANYBODY,

"AND I'M NOT MARRYING ANYBODY,"

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EXCEPT IN THE USUAL WAY

"EXCEPT IN THE USUAL WAY"

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WHERE THE GROOM ISN'T A TOTAL STRANGER.

"WHERE THE GROOM ISN'T A TOTAL STRANGER."

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WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT, I UNDERSTAND THAT.

"WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT, I UNDERSTAND THAT."

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BUT THIS ISN'T REALLY LIKE A REAL MARRIAGE.

"BUT THIS ISN'T REALLY LIKE A REAL MARRIAGE."

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I MEAN, JUST FOR A FEW HOURS UNTIL I WIN A BET,

"I MEAN, JUST FOR A FEW HOURS UNTIL I WIN A BET,"

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THEN WE'LL GET IT ANNULLED TOMORROW.

"THEN WE'LL GET IT ANNULLED TOMORROW."

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NO FUSS, NO MUSS. HEY, LISTEN, I TELL YOU WHAT,

"NO FUSS, NO MUSS. HEY, LISTEN, I TELL YOU WHAT,"

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONSIDER IT A WARM-UP FOR THE REAL THING.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONSIDER IT A WARM-UP FOR THE REAL THING."

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UH, NO. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED.

"UH, NO. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED."

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LISTEN, I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE THIS TRIP

"LISTEN, I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE THIS TRIP"

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WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEGITIMATE CONTEST.

"WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEGITIMATE CONTEST."

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BUT, I SAID TO MYSELF, "NOW, JACKIE BISSET,

"BUT, I SAID TO MYSELF, "NOW, JACKIE BISSET,"

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NOTHIN' LIKE THIS IS EVER GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU AGAIN."

"NOTHIN' LIKE THIS IS EVER GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU AGAIN.""

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AND SO, I KISSED MY DOG SMILEY

"AND SO, I KISSED MY DOG SMILEY"

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AND WAVED GOOD-BYE TO MY PA, AND HERE I AM.

"AND WAVED GOOD-BYE TO MY PA, AND HERE I AM."

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KNOCK IT OFF.

"KNOCK IT OFF."

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YOU DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

"YOU DON'T TALK LIKE THAT."

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LISTEN, I KNOW THIS WHOLE THING'S BEEN HANDLED IN A VERY STUPID WAY,

"LISTEN, I KNOW THIS WHOLE THING'S BEEN HANDLED IN A VERY STUPID WAY,"

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ALMOST RIDICULOUS,

"ALMOST RIDICULOUS,"

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BUT I REALLY AM IN A JAM HERE.

"BUT I REALLY AM IN A JAM HERE."

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I TELL YOU WHAT. WE PROMISED YOU A GUIDED TOUR.

"I TELL YOU WHAT. WE PROMISED YOU A GUIDED TOUR."

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WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE AROUND THE CITY, SHOW YOU THE SITES,

"WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE AROUND THE CITY, SHOW YOU THE SITES,"

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AND I'LL EXPLAIN MY WHOLE STORY HERE.

"AND I'LL EXPLAIN MY WHOLE STORY HERE."

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I KNOW JUST THE PLACE TO START, TOO--CITY HALL,

"I KNOW JUST THE PLACE TO START, TOO--CITY HALL,"

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VERY HISTORIC, AND WE COULD GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE.

"VERY HISTORIC, AND WE COULD GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE."

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I REALLY DON'T THINK SO. NO.

"I REALLY DON'T THINK SO. NO."

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WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP HERE?

"WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP HERE?"

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YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO HELP ONE OF THE GREATEST GUYS IN THE WORLD.

"YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO HELP ONE OF THE GREATEST GUYS IN THE WORLD."

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I BARELY KNOW HIM.

"I BARELY KNOW HIM."

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WELL, LET ME FILL YOU IN.

"WELL, LET ME FILL YOU IN."

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ANYBODY HERE

"ANYBODY HERE"

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WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GUY, RIGHT?

"WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GUY, RIGHT?"

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EXACTLY. SURE.

"EXACTLY. SURE."

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LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

"LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK."

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JUST HEAR HIM OUT.

"JUST HEAR HIM OUT."

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PLEASE. ALL RIGHT?

"PLEASE. ALL RIGHT?"

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WELL, I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO BOSTON.

"WELL, I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO BOSTON."

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I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT.

"I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT."

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WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT,

"WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT,"

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