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Clips from Cheers - Bar Bet (S03E03)

YOU TELL ME YOUR STORY,

"YOU TELL ME YOUR STORY,"

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AND I'LL ABOUT THINK IT.

"AND I'LL ABOUT THINK IT."

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YOU GOT A DEAL. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

"YOU GOT A DEAL. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS."

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THE SAM MALONE PRE-NUPTIAL TOUR.

"THE SAM MALONE PRE-NUPTIAL TOUR."

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WE'LL START OFF WITH THE U.S.S. CONSTITUTION,

"WE'LL START OFF WITH THE U.S.S. CONSTITUTION,"

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THEN WE'LL GO TO THE OLD NORTH CHURCH,

"THEN WE'LL GO TO THE OLD NORTH CHURCH,"

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PAUL REVERE'S HOUSE,

"PAUL REVERE'S HOUSE,"

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AND THEN WE'LL TOP IT OFF

"AND THEN WE'LL TOP IT OFF"

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WITH THE TRADITIONAL BOSTON BLOOD TEST.

"WITH THE TRADITIONAL BOSTON BLOOD TEST."

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ALL THOSE PLACES ARE RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON, HUH?

"ALL THOSE PLACES ARE RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON, HUH?"

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YES, NORMAN.

"YES, NORMAN."

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THIS TOWN IS A VERITABLE TREASURE-TROVE

"THIS TOWN IS A VERITABLE TREASURE-TROVE"

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OF HISTORICAL MONUMENTS.

"OF HISTORICAL MONUMENTS."

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THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING.

"THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING."

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AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOCK TO BOSTON

"AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOCK TO BOSTON"

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JUST TO SEE ALL THOSE SIGHTS

"JUST TO SEE ALL THOSE SIGHTS"

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AND SOAK UP A LOT OF AMERICAN HERITAGE,

"AND SOAK UP A LOT OF AMERICAN HERITAGE,"

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AND I SIT IN A BAR, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, GUZZLING BEER.

"AND I SIT IN A BAR, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, GUZZLING BEER."

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SAD, ISN'T IT?

"SAD, ISN'T IT?"

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YEAH... BUT, HEY, NO ONE'S FORCING THEM.

"YEAH... BUT, HEY, NO ONE'S FORCING THEM."

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MY, IT'S GETTING LATE.

"MY, IT'S GETTING LATE."

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YEAH, SAMMY MUST BE HAVING A HARD TIME

"YEAH, SAMMY MUST BE HAVING A HARD TIME"

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TALKING JACKIE INTO IT, HUH?

"TALKING JACKIE INTO IT, HUH?"

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YES, AND IF HE DOESN'T GET BACK IN A YEAR,

"YES, AND IF HE DOESN'T GET BACK IN A YEAR,"

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HIS COLOGNE WILL WEAR OFF.

"HIS COLOGNE WILL WEAR OFF."

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I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S GOING TO SO MUCH TROUBLE.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S GOING TO SO MUCH TROUBLE."

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I WAS DISCUSSING THIS CASE THIS MORNING WITH ONE OF MY LAW PROFESSORS.

"I WAS DISCUSSING THIS CASE THIS MORNING WITH ONE OF MY LAW PROFESSORS."

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YEAH? WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER HE SCRATCHED HIMSELF AND ATE A BANANA?

"YEAH? WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER HE SCRATCHED HIMSELF AND ATE A BANANA?"

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ARE YOU CALLING HIM AN APE?

"ARE YOU CALLING HIM AN APE?"

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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CLAVIN?

"YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CLAVIN?"

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ONE OF THESE DAYS, BOY, I'M JUST GOING TO...

"ONE OF THESE DAYS, BOY, I'M JUST GOING TO..."

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT!

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT!"

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THAT MAN WOULD BE MAGNIFICENT IN FRONT OF A JURY.

"THAT MAN WOULD BE MAGNIFICENT IN FRONT OF A JURY."

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OH, SAM, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

"OH, SAM, THANK YOU SO MUCH."

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THAT WAS THE MOST FUN DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE.

"THAT WAS THE MOST FUN DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE."

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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT.

"WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT."

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WHY DON'T YOU SIT HERE AND I'LL MAKE YOU A LITTLE CUP OF TEA OR SOMETHING.

"WHY DON'T YOU SIT HERE AND I'LL MAKE YOU A LITTLE CUP OF TEA OR SOMETHING."

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OH, BOSTON IS SUCH A LOVELY CITY.

"OH, BOSTON IS SUCH A LOVELY CITY."

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GUESS WHAT.

"GUESS WHAT."

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WHEN WE WERE ON THE CONSTITUTION,

"WHEN WE WERE ON THE CONSTITUTION,"

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SOMEBODY RECOGNIZED SAM.

"SOMEBODY RECOGNIZED SAM."

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I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A CELEBRITY.

"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A CELEBRITY."

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CUT THE CHITCHAT.

"CUT THE CHITCHAT."

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IS MAMMY YOKUM GOING TO MARRY YOU OR NOT?

"IS MAMMY YOKUM GOING TO MARRY YOU OR NOT?"

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WELL, UH, SHE HASN'T DECIDED.

"WELL, UH, SHE HASN'T DECIDED."

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WHAT DO YOU SAY, JACKIE, HUH?

"WHAT DO YOU SAY, JACKIE, HUH?"

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I DON'T KNOW.

"I DON'T KNOW."

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TRY TO UNDERSTAND, SAM.

"TRY TO UNDERSTAND, SAM."

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY WEDDING DAY

"I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY WEDDING DAY"

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WOULD BE SOMETHING REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL.

"WOULD BE SOMETHING REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL."

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IT WILL BE. WE'LL GET A MINISTER.

"IT WILL BE. WE'LL GET A MINISTER."

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WE'LL HAVE IT RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR.

"WE'LL HAVE IT RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR."

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IN A BAR? YOU THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL?

"IN A BAR? YOU THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL?"

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MAYBE YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG GUY.

"MAYBE YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG GUY."

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IT'S QUARTER TO 12:00. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME HERE.

"IT'S QUARTER TO 12:00. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME HERE."

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I HATE TO PRESSURE YOU, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

"I HATE TO PRESSURE YOU, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO"

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DECIDE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS NOW,

"DECIDE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS NOW,"

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OR I AM GONNA HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.

"OR I AM GONNA HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE."

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AND HE'S ALREADY THOUGHT ONCE TODAY. RIGHT.

"AND HE'S ALREADY THOUGHT ONCE TODAY. RIGHT."

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THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST.

"THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST."

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FAST? IT'S BEEN EIGHT HOURS.

"FAST? IT'S BEEN EIGHT HOURS."

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BY THE TIME I KNEW MY EX-HUSBAND THAT LONG,

"BY THE TIME I KNEW MY EX-HUSBAND THAT LONG,"

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HE'D ALREADY CHEATED ON ME.

"HE'D ALREADY CHEATED ON ME."

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WELL...

"WELL..."

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I WAS ALWAYS RAISED TO BELIEVE

"I WAS ALWAYS RAISED TO BELIEVE"

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YOU SHOULD HELP PEOPLE WHEN YOU CAN.

"YOU SHOULD HELP PEOPLE WHEN YOU CAN."

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I'M GETTING MARRIED!

"I'M GETTING MARRIED!"

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WHOO!

"WHOO!"

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YAY! YAY! YAY!

"YAY! YAY! YAY!"

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DO YOU MIND IF I CALL HOME FIRST?

"DO YOU MIND IF I CALL HOME FIRST?"

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I'D LIKE TO TELL MY PA ABOUT IT.

"I'D LIKE TO TELL MY PA ABOUT IT."

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SURE. USE MY OFFICE.

"SURE. USE MY OFFICE."

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DON'T FORGET TO TELL BILLIE-JOE-BOB-JIM.

"DON'T FORGET TO TELL BILLIE-JOE-BOB-JIM."

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DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

"DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME."

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OH, BOY.

"OH, BOY."

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SAM, I HAVE DIRE NEWS.

"SAM, I HAVE DIRE NEWS."

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GOOD OR BAD?

"GOOD OR BAD?"

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THAT WAS JUSTICE FIEDLER'S SECRETARY.

"THAT WAS JUSTICE FIEDLER'S SECRETARY."

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THE JUSTICE IS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.

"THE JUSTICE IS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE."

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LATE: WHAT THE HELL HAS HE GOT TO DO?

"LATE: WHAT THE HELL HAS HE GOT TO DO?"

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WELL, HIS WIFE'S HAVING A BABY.

"WELL, HIS WIFE'S HAVING A BABY."

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WELL, SO? HIS WORK WAS FINISHED A LONG TIME AGO.

"WELL, SO? HIS WORK WAS FINISHED A LONG TIME AGO."

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SAM! I'M SORRY. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

"SAM! I'M SORRY. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?"

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I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME

"I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME"

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TO CALL SOMEBODY ELSE.

"TO CALL SOMEBODY ELSE."

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IT'S NOT LIKE WE GET JUSTICES OF THE PEACE AND MINISTERS

"IT'S NOT LIKE WE GET JUSTICES OF THE PEACE AND MINISTERS"

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WALKING IN THIS BAR EVERY DAY.

"WALKING IN THIS BAR EVERY DAY."

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DON'T BE TOO SURE, MY SON.

"DON'T BE TOO SURE, MY SON."

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YOU, NORMAN?

"YOU, NORMAN?"

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BACK IN THE SIXTIES, I SENT A DOLLAR

"BACK IN THE SIXTIES, I SENT A DOLLAR"

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TO ONE OF THOSE CHURCHES THAT ADVERTISE IN THE BACK OF "ROLLING STONE."

"TO ONE OF THOSE CHURCHES THAT ADVERTISE IN THE BACK OF "ROLLING STONE.""

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AND I'M AN OFFICIAL MINISTER

"AND I'M AN OFFICIAL MINISTER"

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OF THE CHURCH OF THE LIVING DESERT.

"OF THE CHURCH OF THE LIVING DESERT."

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WHAT? DID YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF THE DRAFT?

"WHAT? DID YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF THE DRAFT?"

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NO, NO. WE WERE JUST GOOFIN' AROUND. SOME FRIENDS AND I

"NO, NO. WE WERE JUST GOOFIN' AROUND. SOME FRIENDS AND I"

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WERE OVER AT THE ACCOUNTING CLUB GETTING HIGH,

"WERE OVER AT THE ACCOUNTING CLUB GETTING HIGH,"

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SMELLING ADDING MACHINE RIBBONS, YOU KNOW?

"SMELLING ADDING MACHINE RIBBONS, YOU KNOW?"

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IT SEEMED FUNNY. I DON'T KNOW.

"IT SEEMED FUNNY. I DON'T KNOW."

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OF COURSE, IN THAT MINDLESS STATE,

"OF COURSE, IN THAT MINDLESS STATE,"

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EVEN THIS BUSINESS USED TO SEEM FUNNY.

"EVEN THIS BUSINESS USED TO SEEM FUNNY."

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HA HA HA!

"HA HA HA!"

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IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING ELSE.

"IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING ELSE."

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OH, HELLO.

"OH, HELLO."

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OH, JUSTICE FIEDLER. THANK YOU FOR COMING.

"OH, JUSTICE FIEDLER. THANK YOU FOR COMING."

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SORRY I'M SO LATE. I JUST BECAME A FATHER.

"SORRY I'M SO LATE. I JUST BECAME A FATHER."

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YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE ALL THRILLED.

"YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE ALL THRILLED."

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NOW GET YOUR FLABBY BUNS OVER HERE.

"NOW GET YOUR FLABBY BUNS OVER HERE."

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COME ON, WE ONLY GOT A FEW MINUTES.

"COME ON, WE ONLY GOT A FEW MINUTES."

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CARLA, STAY OUT OF THIS, WILL YOU?

"CARLA, STAY OUT OF THIS, WILL YOU?"

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HERE'S YOUR PULPIT.

"HERE'S YOUR PULPIT."

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ACTUALLY WE ARE IN KIND OF A HURRY.

"ACTUALLY WE ARE IN KIND OF A HURRY."

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COULD YOU DO THIS QUICKLY?

"COULD YOU DO THIS QUICKLY?"

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YES. I SEE THERE'S A CERTAIN URGENCY.

"YES. I SEE THERE'S A CERTAIN URGENCY."

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BY THE WAY, IT'S A BOY--9 POUNDS.

"BY THE WAY, IT'S A BOY--9 POUNDS."

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YEAH, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED.

"YEAH, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED."

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HELLO, EVERYBODY.

"HELLO, EVERYBODY."

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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, EDDIE.

"YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, EDDIE."

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JUST IN TIME FOR MY WEDDING.

"JUST IN TIME FOR MY WEDDING."

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I'M ABOUT TO MARRY JACQUELINE BISSET.

"I'M ABOUT TO MARRY JACQUELINE BISSET."

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AW, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

"AW, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH."

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