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Clips from Sliders - Eggheads (S01E01)

"How lucky for us."
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"Oh, a woman with a dry sense of humor, how delightful."
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"A man who presses buttons, how interesting."
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"There's far more to me than a sense of gallantry, madam..."
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"as you yourself could find out over a fine candlelit dinner."
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"Now, that's very tempting, but I don't like large men,"
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"or men with beards, or phony English accents."
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"- (bell rings) - Other than that,"
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"you might have had a chance."
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"- Woman: Morning, Ms. Ross. - Good morning."
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"Congratulations, Professor..."
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"you just hit on the mayor."
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"(softly) Ouch."
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"Mayor Ross's office."
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"Unbelievable! We've been waiting for nearly an hour."
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"Take it easy, Professor. They're probably in a meeting."
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"At the risk of appearing sexist,"
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"I would venture to say it only goes to show"
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"that women have difficulty with schedules."
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"No wonder this society's in the mess it's in."
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""Bold leadership for the 21 st century.""
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"With her scheduling, she'll probably be three years late for that."
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"What does she know about leadership anyway?"
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"Half the society's in chains."
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"Just goes to show, gentlemen,"
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"when a woman is intoxicated with power,"
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"she can be every bit as misguided as a man."
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"Mr. Mallory. Sorry to keep you waiting."
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"I'm Lois Auchincloss, Mayor Ross's executive administrator."
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"Come this way, please."
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"Attitude adjustment, Professor. Try and stay cool."
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"Go and get a job, boy."
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"- Wish me luck. - Back at you."
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"- (phone rings) - Man: Mayor Ross's office."
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"So you gonna be looking at that sports page?"
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"And read about women basketball players?"
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"I'd sooner watch paint dry."
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"Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing."
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"You seem to possess a pretty radical outlook."
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"Danny Eizenbach."
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"Your friend said you're some kind of professor?"
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"I'm Maximillian Arturo. Regent's Professor"
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"of Cosmology and Ontology at the University of California."
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"Nice to meet you. If it's any consolation,"
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"I had an interview scheduled two hours ago."
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"Not for the job in the mailroom?"
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"No, no, no, no. I'm a journalist."
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""Gentleman's Quarterly.""
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"It's a men's magazine."
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"Mostly fluff, but once in a while, we print something serious."
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"Listen, if this thing with the Ross campaign"
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"doesn't pan out, let me know."
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"I have something that might interest you."
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"- That's a nice jacket. - Oh... thank you."
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"I understand you're Wade's boyfriend."
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"Wade's great."
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"She's gonna have a bright future here."
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"You're a lucky guy. Thank you."
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"Have a seat."
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"So the job's fairly straightforward."
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"We'll need you to open the office around 8:30,"
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"and make coffee for everybody..."
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"I thought I was here to run your data processing system."
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"Oh. Do you type?"
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"Sure."
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"I mean that's... part of it, yeah."
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"Well... a handsome man with typing skills... more than we bargained for."
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"In addition, we'll need you to wear nice clothing,"
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"tapered jackets, print ties..."
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"no bolo or string."
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"What you have on is perfect..."
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"for a receptionist."
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"Do you have any questions for me?"
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"Good. Then we'll see you bright and early."
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"That's it?"
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"I got the job? What more do you want?"
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"Congratulations."
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"Oh, Quinn..."
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"tell Wade she's got great taste."
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"- (rings) - Hey, hold the elevator."
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"Thanks."
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"Thank you."
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"It's weird."
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"I got the impression she was sizing me up like a piece of meat."
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"- You got the job, though? - I guess. I start tomorrow."
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"How'd you do?"
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"(grumbles)"
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"It seems they have no use"
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"for a middle-aged professor of physics in the typing pool."
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"Professor! Professor Arturo."
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"I'm glad I caught you. You got a couple of minutes?"
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"I'd like you to meet a friend of mine."
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"What have we got to lose? I'll see you two later."
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"Professor: Gentlemen, I am the first to admit"
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"that women are men's equals..."
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"frankly, we couldn't do without them."
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"But to allow one gender"
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"absolute power over another, is to invite chaos."
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"Well... ahem..."
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"to be frank, that's kind of what we wanted to talk to you about."
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"You see..."
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"some of us are getting rather sick and tired of the "glass ceiling," Professor."
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"If you are born a male, you can only go so far,"
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"unless you're a domestic or you want to teach in a nursery school."
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"Danny: In business, in military,"
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"we all know the score."
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"Or politics."
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"Now, we believe that a man is just as capable"
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"of holding an elective office as a woman."
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"That's the whole reason this movement started."
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"Now, we've got a month and a half until the next election."
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"We have been turning over every stone"
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"looking for the right candidate."
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"And now we've found him."
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"- Me?! - You."
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"With God's help and a little luck,"
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"Maximillian Arturo"
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"will be..."
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"the next mayor of San Francisco."
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