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Clips from Sliders - Eggheads (S01E01)

"All: Hear, hear!"
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"It must have been quite a dinner."
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"Oh, it was, Mr. Mallory. A veritable feast."
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"Champagne, caviar, veal cordon bleu,"
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"and crêpes suzette."
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"Okay, but, come on. Just because they buttered you up"
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"and bought you dinner? You can't be serious."
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"- I am extremely serious. - What about what you're always preaching?"
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""No involvement with the locals.""
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"My thinking on that matter"
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"is subject to a process of evolution."
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"(scoffs) He sounds like a politician already."
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"The men of this world are laboring under a political system"
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"that is every bit as onerous as that of Communist China."
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"Now, if I can advance the cause of equality,"
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"or even raise public awareness of the issue,"
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"then I shall consider my time here well spent."
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"He's flipped."
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"On the contrary, Miss Wells, I have never been more sane."
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"Aren't you forgetting something kind of important, Professor?"
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"- What about the slide? - And what of it?"
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"The day of the election coincides with the day of our departure."
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"I haven't a chance of winning this election,"
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"but if I could make a reasonable showing,"
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"let others pick up the standard"
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"so that future generations may benefit."
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"There's no talking you out of this, is there?"
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"No, Mr. Mallory..."
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"there is not."
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"Rembrandt: ♪ They... ♪"
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"♪ Asked me how I knew ♪"
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"♪ My true love was true ♪"
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"♪ Oh-hh-hh ♪"
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"♪ I just simply replied ♪"
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"♪ Something here inside... ♪"
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"That's great. You're beautiful."
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"- ♪ Cannot be denied. ♪ - (horn honks)"
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"- You're beeping me? - Mm-hmm."
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"You're good. Thanks."
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"No, I mean, you're really good."
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"What are you doing singing for small change?"
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"My friends and I just got into town,"
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"and ran a little short of cash,"
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"so I thought I'd take advantage of my gift."
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""Gift"...that's a good word for it."
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"- I'm Serena Braxton. - Rembrandt Brown."
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"Well, Rembrandt, I'm kind of in the music business myself."
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"I could introduce you to some record producer friends of mine."
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"They're always looking for new talent."
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"No, really? I mean..."
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"I mean, you'd do that for me?"
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"Why don't we discuss it over lunch?"
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"Hop in."
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"Man... (laughing)"
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"Hey, I'm all yours."
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"(softly) Not yet, honey, but you will be."
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"Maximillian Arturo standing for mayor. Madam, I hope I get your vote."
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"Maximillian Arturo standing for mayor. Sir, I trust I can get your vote?"
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"Election day is coming up. We're gonna need your vote."
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"Maximillian Arturo standing for mayor, madam."
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"Ridiculous... you should be ashamed of yourself."
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"Ignorant bovine!"
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"Hostility is not gonna win us a lot of votes, Mr. A."
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"Well what do you suggest? Put a sticker on her bumper?"
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"You know how it works. You have to schmooze 'em. Kiss a few babies..."
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"like right over there."
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"Here you go, take one of these."
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"- You want me to kiss that baby? - Got to get votes."
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"Sir, I need to kiss your baby."
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"- Father: No. - Wait, come back."
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"Come on, stop being so..."
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"Reporter: Mr. Arturo, Mr. Arturo?"
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"Come here, sir, come here!"
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"News anchor on TV: And finally, tonight,"
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"under the heading of "Believe it or not,""
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"Carol Johnson with the story of the man who would be mayor."
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"Johnson: Maximillian Arturo came to market to sell himself today,"
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"but no one seemed to be buying."
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"San Francisco is known for the unusual,"
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"from hippies, to earthquakes, to trolley cars,"
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"but nothing has so captured the public's fancy"
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"as the curiosity of a man who dares to buck the system."
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"(remote clicks)"
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"(sighs) They laughed at Ross Perot."
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"Wade: They still do."
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"Of course they're laughing. Look at the history of this place."
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"Hundreds of years ago, women got sick and tired"
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"of watching men go off to war and kill each other,"
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"so they took over. There's no war anymore, no violent crime."
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"That's beside the point."
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"Then what is the point?"
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"Face it, Professor, we are all tiptoeing"
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"around this great, big ego-trip of yours"
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"but the fact is, things are not so bad here."
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"You are just upset because you feel devalued"
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"and overlooked because of your sex."
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"Something that I have felt most of my life."
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"No society is perfect,"
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"but maybe we ought to stop and think for a change"
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"before we go trying to upset the whole apple cart."
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"Have you finished, woman?"
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"The truth of the matter is, Miss Wells,"
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"you are in an unaccustomed position of influence,"
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"and you don't wish to see it threatened."
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"He's impossible."
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"Maybe you can talk some sense into him... after all, I am only a woman."
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"Yes."
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"Wow. I'm not sure I deserve this."
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"First you buy me lunch, then you cook me this fabulous dinner."
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"Cook? Honey, what woman cooks?"
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"I use a caterer. Oh."
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"Yeah, well, it's good."
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"(chuckles) Sweetheart,"
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"where have you been all my life?"
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"Ah, well... that could take some explaining."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Come on."
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"Whoo...!"
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"I want to know everything about you."
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"It's not every day..."
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