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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Procedure (S03E03)

"I don't want that stuff inside my body."
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"Oh, don't worry, baby."
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"It won't be for long."
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"Morning, babe. How you feeling?"
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"Terrible. That laxative had me running"
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"to the bathroom all night."
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"Aw, poor baby. I would hug you,"
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"but squeezing you right now might not be a good idea."
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"Don't worry, Tina. There's nothing left."
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"I haven't felt this empty since N.W.A broke up."
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"W-Well, wait. What are you doing sitting down?"
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"You got to go get dressed for your appointment."
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"You know, I was thinking about rescheduling."
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"We got a big shipment coming into the shop today."
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"Calvin, it's a box of air fresheners."
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"I know. I just need to be there"
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"to make sure Hector doesn't steal 'em"
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"like he does the paper towels."
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"Calvin, I can take care of the shop."
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"[knock on door]"
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"Oh, hold on. If you're at the shop"
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"and the doctor says I can't drive myself,"
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"who's taking me?"
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"Oh, hey, buddy. Ready to go?"
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"Seriously? Dave's taking me to my colonoscopy?"
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"Why not? You always said he was a pain in the ass."
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"Just think of him as the pregame warm-up."
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"Hey, Gemma."
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"Hey, Malcolm. Where's Marty?"
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"I thought he was coming, too.Uh, I don't know."
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"Maybe we should check the lockers."
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"He has a long history of getting stuffed in 'em."
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"Okay, class, let's get started."
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"I just stopped by because Grover's special guest"
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"for career day is a close friend of mine."
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"In fact, he's so close, he's actually my neighbor!"
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"Okay, take it away, Grover."
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"I told her that wouldn't work."
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"My career day guest has the coolest job ever."
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"I don't want to brag, but he's pretty much a superhero,"
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"and his name is Malcolm Butler!"
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"Well, thank you, G-man."
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"I don'’t know if I would say superhero, but then again,"
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"that's exactly what a superhero would say."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Now, as a security guard,"
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"my job is to keep people safe."
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"Which is why I always make sure..."
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"[loud fanfare playing]"
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"♪"
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"What's up, tiny Earthlings?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"This is so cool."
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"Guys, this is Marty."
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"He's, uh, uh, what's-his-name's brother."
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"Sorry I'm late, guys. It was hard to find parking..."
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"for my spaceship. Oh!"
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"Okay, it's in that parking lot up there. Okay."
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"You know, I'm really glad you decided to do this."
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"After all, the healthier you are,"
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"the longer we get to be friends."
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"Yeah. You know, I thought about that, too,"
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"and then I decided to do it anyway."
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"Good, we're here, so pull in that space."
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"Okay."
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"Wait a second, uh..."
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"I don't see a doctor's office."
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"All I see is a Dave & Buster's."
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"Because that's where we're going, Dave."
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"Happy friendiversary."
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"Okay, Calvin, we are supposed to be going to your colonoscopy,"
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"not combining all the innocent fun of childhood"
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"with the alcoholic fun of adulthood."
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"I know, I know, but a colonoscopy,"
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"that's just about me."
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"A friendiversary is about us."
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"[sighs heavily]"
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"You have no idea how long I've waited to hear those words."
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"But no, Calvin, I won't do it."
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"Your health is too important."
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"Oh, come on."
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"What could possibly be more important"
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"than spending a full day of uninterrupted fun with your..."
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"...BFF?"
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"That is a dirty trick, Calvin."
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"And what's worse is you didn't tell me"
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"so I could have worn mine."
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"Come on, Dave, so what's it gonna be?"
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"We gonna do this or what?"
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"Calvin, I don't know."
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"All right, okay, how about this?"
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"We play one game of Skee-Ball."
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"If you win, I go ahead and get my colonoscopy."
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"If I win, you treat my recently evacuated colon"
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"to hot wings and beer."
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"Okay, you know what, fine."
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"If that's the only way that I can make you do it, then I'm in."
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"Great. Come on, let's go."
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"But FYI, that shirt would look a lot cooler as a tank top."
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"Hey. Well, there he is."
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"The world's first jackass-tronaut."
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"Hey, don't be mad at me."
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"It's not my fault the kids voted to have a mural of me"
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"painted on the handball court."
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"Well, congratulations, Marty."
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"You officially won career day and made me look like a chump."
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"Oh, come on, man, that's not what I meant to do."
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"Well, what did you mean to do?"
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"Malcolm, ever since we were kids,"
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"you were always the cool one, but I was the nerd."
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"The geek. The..."
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"whatever else Dad used to call me."
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"Oh, you mean like poindexter"
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"and brainiac."
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"My favorite was dork chocolate."
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"It's hard to forget that one"
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"when he wrote it on my birthday cake."
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"I mean, I know it might sound dumb,"
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"but I was really excited to go back to school for a day"
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"and be the cool guy I never was."
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