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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Procedure (S03E03)

"Oh, come on, man, you were cool."
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"Oh, yeah, right."
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"No, I'm serious, Marty."
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"I mean, I'm a really confident dude,"
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"but I think I would have felt ridiculous"
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"walking into that classroom in a damn space suit."
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"But not you."
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"You owned it."
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"And if owning who you are is not cool,"
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"then, little brother, I don't know what is."
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"It was pretty cool, right?Yeah."
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"And the lunch lady even gave me her phone number."
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"[both laugh]"
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"You see, man, you should keep that suit."
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"A lunch lady today,"
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"maybe someone under 60 tomorrow."
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"I wish I could keep it."
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"Too bad it's a top secret prototype"
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"worth a million dollars."
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"What? You snuck a million-dollar space suit"
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"out of a high-security facility"
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"to impress a bunch of fourth-graders?"
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"Are you crazy?!"
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"I don't know, but I'll tell you what's crazier."
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"You're gonna help me sneak it back in."
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"[laughs]: Uh-uh."
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"There's no way, man. Why would I risk my job to do that?"
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"Well, because I snuck it out on your watch."
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"Grab the suit. Let's go.Okay."
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"[bell rings]Yes!"
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"Another 30. You are definitely getting your colonoscopy today."
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"This isn't fair."
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"You didn't tell me you were great at Skee-Ball."
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"That's right. Because if I did,"
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"you might have picked Whac-A-Mole."
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"It just makes me feel weird"
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"smashing those cute little guys over the head."
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"Well, I can still win this thing"
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"if I get that hundred in the corner."
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"Please, Calvin, nobody ever hits those."
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"You might as well give up now."
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"Uh-uh."
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"If I get this ball in that hole,"
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"that means no one's getting near mine."
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"♪"
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"[bell rings]Oh!"
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"[laughing]"
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"How the hell'd you do that?"
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"Well, let's just say I was"
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"literally fighting to save my ass."
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"Okay, you know what, Calvin, fine, you win."
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"But I don't... I don't get it."
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"You know, you are one of the toughest guys I know."
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"How are you this afraid of a minor medical procedure?"
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"It's not the procedure I'm afraid of, Dave."
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"Okay, well, then what is it?"
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"What if they find something? All right?"
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"I just got a clean bill of health."
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"I want to quit while I'm ahead."
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"Okay, Calvin, what does that even mean?"
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"It means if I'm sick, I don't want to know."
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"Look, Tina said that one out of 48 men"
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"get colon cancer."
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"What if I'm number 48?"
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"But not knowing doesn't keep you from being sick."
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"It keeps you from being able to do anything about it."
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"Look, I know this doesn't make any sense,"
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"but this disease is even worse for Black men,"
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"and... I just can't think of the possibility"
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"of not being there for my family."
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"Yeah, but isn't family the whole point?"
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"I mean, how would... how would you feel"
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"if Tina or the boys were in your situation?"
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"Wouldn't you want them to know the truth"
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"so if there was some sort of bad news"
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"they could do something about it?"
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"Of course I would."
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"Well, then don't you think you owe it to them"
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"to do the same?"
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"Come on, Calvin, you know I'm right."
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"Fine. Let's go."
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"Great."
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"But before we do, I want you to know something, Dave."
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"You are my BFF."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, with you wearing that shirt,"
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"well, it'll kind of be like,"
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"you know, we're in that room together."
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"And you took it too far!"
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"Smells good, babe. What are we having?"
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"Well, in honor of the good news about your colonoscopy,"
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"I thought we'd celebrate with rump roast."
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"[laughter]"
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"Very funny. Go ahead."
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"Get it out of your system."
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"After that orange laxative, I know I did."
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"Well, seriously, Pop,"
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"I'm really glad that you went through with it."
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"Yeah, Dad, we're proud of you, man."
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"I mean, I would have preferred you showed us the pictures"
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"afterdinner, but still."
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"Well, what's important is now we know that you're gonna"
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"be with us a long time."
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"Yeah. And pretty soon, we'll know the same about you."
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"Ah. What do you mean?"
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"Well, I talked to your doctor today"
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"and scheduled yourcolonoscopy."
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"Say what, now?"
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"Babe, it's just as important that women get them, too."
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"So, here you go."
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"[pops]"
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"Enjoy your dinner."
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"Colon cancer is 90% treatable if detected early."
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"Go to StandUpToCancer.org/ColonCancer"
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"for information on which screening test"
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"may be right for you."
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