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Clips from The Neighborhood (2018) - Welcome to the Procedure (S03E03)

"and he takes down bad guys, right?"
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"Well, you know, uh,"
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"I do what I got to do."
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"Yeah, and what you got to do is check I.D.'s"
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"and let the pizza guy up the elevator."
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"[chuckles] And just for that, from now on,"
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"the only lunch I'm letting up is salad.[gasps]"
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"Whoa, guys, I didn't mean to start a fight."
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"Look, Marty, if you want to, you can come, too."
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"Yes! [laughs]"
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"I'm gonna get started right now."
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"You guys are gonna see just how fun math and science can be!"
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"Great."
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"If he gets too boring, you do what you got to do."
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"Well, I hope he has better news for me than he had for you."
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"Okay, Mr. Butler,"
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"I have the results from your physical, and..."
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"You know what? I'm fine."
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"I don't care what your stupid test says."
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"Actually, they say you're in amazing health."
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"Oh, well, tests don't lie."
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"I told you he's a good doctor. You should've listened to him."
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"Your cholesterol is good, your blood pressure is low--"
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"all your numbers look great."
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"Huh. Terrific."
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"Now all we've got to do is schedule your colonoscopy."
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"Uh, say what, now?"
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"Your colonoscopy? When it comes to colon cancer,"
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"early detection can save your life."
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"It's standard procedure for anyone over 45."
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"Well, great, so there's no rush."
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"I plan on being over 45"
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"the rest of my life."
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"Look, I know the idea makes a lot of men uncomfortable,"
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"but trust me, it's not a big deal."
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"First, you'll be put to sleep."
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"Then we insert a small camera into the rectum."
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"From there, it travels"
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"through your large intestine,"
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"then it zigs and it zags"
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"deeper and deeper all the way"
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"up here into your small intestine,"
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"taking pictures along the way."
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"Then we just reel it back in, and..."
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"[pops] ...out pops the camera."
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"Well, that all sounds delightful,"
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"but, um... [pops]"
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"that's a hard pass."
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"[sighs] Hey, man."
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"Oh, hey, Malcolm."
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"Whoa, what is under there?"
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"Uh, Marty?"
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"If it's another Lego Death Star,"
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"you don't need to hide it from me, man."
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"I already know you're a dork."
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"For your information, that was not the Death Star."
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"That was the planet Tatooine."
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"Okay? So who's the dork now?"
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"Right, okay, so, uh,"
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"what is it?"
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"Uh, just a little something to ensure"
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"that I win career day."
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""Win career day"?Mm-hmm."
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"I didn't realize it was a competition."
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"Oh, it won't be, because I have this."
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"Marty, I don't want to know"
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"what you do with that robot hand,"
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"and I'm sure the kids won't, either."
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"Malcolm, meet Elliot,"
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"a fully articulated bionic limb designed to make"
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"exterior repairs to the International Space Station."
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"He also gives pretty sweet fist bumps."
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"[exhales sharply, laughs]"
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"[laughs] All right."
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"That is pretty impressive.I know, right?"
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"Yeah, but I'm not worried about it, because I have this."
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"A stun gun?"
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"Please. Elliot can crush steel"
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"and survive temperatures down to 500 degrees below zero."
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"How can a stun gun compete?"
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"Maybe like this."
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"[shouts] Malcolm, are you crazy?"
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"Do you know how long this is gonna take me to fix?"
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"Hopefully not too long, because I would love"
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"to do that again in front of the kids."
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"[laughs]"
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"Oh, hey, babe."
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"So, what did the doctor say?"
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"Exactly what I told you he would."
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"I'm in perfect health."
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"You know, I hate to say it, but, uh,"
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"I think I'm gonna outlive this one, too."
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"Well, that is such a relief."
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"Did he say anything else?"
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"Uh, no, uh, not that I recall."
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"I am so happy to hear that."
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"You know what? And to celebrate,"
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"I've got something very special planned for you."
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"Okay. Uh, what's that?"
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"I scheduled your colonoscopy."
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"Uh, s-say what, now?"
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"The doctor's office called."
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"How could you leave there"
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"without scheduling an appointment?"
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"Come on, Tina. The doctor said I was healthy."
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"Isn't that good enough?"
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"No, Calvin, that is not good enough."
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"You know, I looked it up online."
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"Do you know that one in every 48 men will get colon cancer?"
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"And that number is even worse for Black men."
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"Well, you know what's worse for this Black man?"
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"Is having someone turn my ass into a photo booth."
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"Calvin, this is nonnegotiable."
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"You're too important to me."
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"So here."
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"What's that?"
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"It's your dinner for tonight."
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"It's a stimulant laxative that will"
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"flush out your system."
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"Come on, Tina. Quit playing."
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