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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Birthday/Kaleeza (S01E01)

"♪ Happy birthday to you."
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"Thank you for doing this."
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"You're welcome. Make a wish."
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"No, I don't have to. It is already...No, no, no, no, no."
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"Don't say it's already come true because you didn't want a party."
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"Okay."
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"Hurry up! The candles are melting!"
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"I'm thinking! I'm thinking!"
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"Okay, got it."
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"One, two, three."
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"[applause and cheering]"
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"[whooping]"
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"Did you have that when you got here?"
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"Hazel, my mother says when you cut a cake,"
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"you should feed the first bite to the person you love most."
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"Oh, it's full of raisins."
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"Thanks to you."
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"Come on, let's eat.Who wants cake?"
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"I would.I do."
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"[overlapping chatter]"
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"[both whooping]"
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"[laughing]This is so much fun!"
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"I know. [whoops, laughs]"
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"Hazel?Yeah."
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"Shawn told me there are bounce houses with slides."
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"Can we get one of those next year?"
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"I'll be 12. That's a little old for a bounce house."
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"Oh, come on. I'll be 29 or 30."
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"One of those is a milestone."
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"I'll think about it."
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"Hey. Oh."
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"You should have told me to bounce"
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"before the pizza and birthday cake."
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"[groaning]"
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"[Al thuds out, Hazel laughs]"
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"You didn't even let me answer."
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"Do you know how many hours until my birthday? 195."
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"Why are you asking if you answer so fast?I was born"
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"at 3:00 a.m., so that's when I wake up and celebrate."
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"You know the hour you were born?Of course."
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"I also know I was 19 inches and had an enormous head."
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"Hmm.You looked like a watermelon with feet."
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"It's genetic. Check out this cannonball."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Did you want a piñata this year?"
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"Yeah, I want a piñata."
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"What's a piñata?Uh, it's like a papier-mâché thing"
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"you hang in a tree, hit with a bat."
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"Yes, yes. And then you set it on fire."
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"No, that's an effigy."
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"Huh.A piñata breaks open, and candy comes out."
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"Ooh, after the candy comes out, can we set it on fire?"
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"No."
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"Mm, you don't have to decide now."
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"I was thinking"
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"it'd be cool if we had a magician."
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"Sure. You got one in mind?"
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"Freddy does tricks."
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"Your mother's boyfriend?"
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"Yes, he is a trickster who stole her affection."
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"[laughs]"
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"I meant magic tricks.RILEY: Hazel,"
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"are you sure you want him at your party?"
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"Mm. Never mind. It was a bad idea."
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"No. Hey, it's not a bad idea, baby. Hey."
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"I'll be your magician."
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"Really?RILEY: Mm."
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"I'm doubtful."
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"He can make a six-pack disappear."
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"One time, he vanished from school,"
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"then reappeared in a police station."
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"I'm looking forward to attending."
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"I've never been to a birthday party."
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"Oh, you were thatkid."
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"What do you mean, "that kid"?"
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"He was that kid."
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"In Afghanistan, we didn't celebrate birthdays."
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"In fact, I don't even know when my birthday is."
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"What?What?!"
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"My mother said I was born at the beginning of the Civil War."
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"Well, if that were true, you'd be, like, 150 years old."
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"Not our Civil War."
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"Oh. Well, then,"
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"they should call it something else."
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"So, how old are you?"
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"I am 28."
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"Or 29."
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"Definitely under 30."
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"No way. You don't know how old you are?"
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"Yeah. Most Afghans don't know their exact age."
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"How do you know when you can buy booze?"
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"Oh. Right, sorry."
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"So,"
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"it's a whole nation of people"
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"who can't consult their horoscope?"
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"Yeah, that's definitely their biggest problem."
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"♪"
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"♪ Oh!"
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"Okay, we can figure this out."
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"Can we call the hospital you were born in?"
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"I was not born in a hospital."
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"I was born in my grandmother's house."
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"Home birth. Very trendy."
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"How about this?"
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"I am two years younger than my brother Wahid."
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"Oh. Well, how old is he?"
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"I don't know."
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"You have to know your birthday."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause it's important.Why?"
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"Stop doing that "why" thing."
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"You're too old to be doing that "why" thing."
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"Hazel Jaan, I don't understand what the big deal is."
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"The big deal is birthdays are great."
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"They make you feel great."
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"Then every day's my birthday."
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"You're impossible."
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"How about this?"
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"You can share my birthday."
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"We'll have a party together."
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