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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Birthday/Kaleeza (S01E01)

"Thank you."
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"But I am too old to have a birthday party."
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"Well, how do you know when you don't know how old you are?"
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"I don't know when I was born,"
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"but I know it wasn't yesterday."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, amigo."
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"[imitates explosion]"
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"Hi, Mom.Hi, baby."
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"Sorry to bother you. She forgot her math book.Ah."
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"Oh, good. Now I can do my homework."
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"I tagged along because I wanted to meet the Afghan guy.Ah."
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"Al, come meet Freddy."
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"Freddy, Al."
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"Hello, Fred."
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"Please, Fred is my father."
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"Call me Freddy."
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"I prefer to keep it formal."
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"Can I talk to you outside for a minute?"
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"Sure.Okay."
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"So,"
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"I understand you're something of a trickster."
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"What's up?"
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"I don't appreciate you trying to jam your boyfriend"
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"into my daughter's birthday party."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The magic thing."
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"That was Hazel's idea. She asked him."
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"Yeah, right."
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"She hates that guy."
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"No, she doesn't."
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"She only acts that way when you're around."
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"Excuse me, but I think I know my own kid."
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"Excuse me, but I don't think"
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"you know your ass from your elbow."
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"Is this your card?"
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"No.It's mine."
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"Now it's mine. Amazing!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Ah, Freddy is just showing us"
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"his wonderful magic."
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"Mm.Ah. I know a trick I'd like him to do."
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"Come on, Freddy. We got to go."
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"That's the one."
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"It was really great meeting you."
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"It was great meeting you, too."
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"Riley, did you know"
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"that Freddy is an immigrant, also?"
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"Guilty. Canada."
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"Bye, sweetie.Bye, Mom."
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"Hazel, could you give Uncle Al and me a minute?"
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"Sure."
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"Pick a side, dude."
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"Riley, of course I'm on your side."
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"I'm just getting to know the enemy."
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"Mm. What is this?"
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""Nice to meet you, Al."
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"Your amigo, Freddy.""
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"Oh, my God. Hazel,"
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"check your pockets!"
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"Oh! How about a mermaid theme?"
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"Don't you think 11's too old for mermaids?"
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"Well, mybirthday's coming up."
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"Uncle Al?Hmm?"
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"It's your birthday, too. What theme do you want?"
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"Uh... Ah."
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"These are on sale. What about these?"
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""It's a girl"?"
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"It's a plate."
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"You don't understand."
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"The theme has to tell the people at your party what you're into."
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"I'm frugal. That's what I'm into."
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"Frugal? Really?"
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"It's better than mermaids.Well,"
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"you just got uninvited to my party."
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"What is this?Oh."
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"That's a noisemaker. You spin it.Hmm."
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"Hmm. Imagine living in a country so peaceful,"
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"you purchase a toy to make noise."
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"You're what's called a party pooper."
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"Sorry, Hazel! I can't hear you!"
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"I'm at a party!"
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"I'm at a party, too!"
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"Well, I'm having more fun!HAZEL: No,"
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"I'mhaving more fun!Okay, you two, put those down."
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"Ah, ah! I mean it."
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"Can we please go?"
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"Not yet. We have to reserve a bounce house."
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"What is that?"
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"You know what? Instead of explaining,"
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"I'm gonna ask you to wait in the car."
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"Behold,"
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"a perfectly normal handkerchief."
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"It seems very small."
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"It isn't."
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"I put it into my hand,"
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"and..."
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"Ta-da!"
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"It's gone."
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"It's in that fake thumb, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"The guy at the store"
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"was so convincing. I was like, "What?!""
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"Don't worry, Riley Jaan."
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"You have skills Freddy could only dream of.Yeah, like what?"
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"You are brave. You are a leader of men.[refrigerator opens]"
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"You look good with and without hair.[bottle clinks]"
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"[refrigerator closes]"
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"Vanessa said that Hazel invited him to the party."
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"I don't believe it."
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"What?"
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"Mm. It is not my place."
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"Just tell me."
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"I think she wants him at the party."
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"No, she doesn't. She told me."
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"Riley Jaan,"
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"sometimes we only hear what we want to hear."
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"Why would she lie to me?"
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"She doesn't want to hurt your feelings."
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"But I've been so nice to the jerk."
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