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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Simone (S02E02)

"who's trying to get in front of you in line"
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"and steal your cab at Bendel's"
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"while you got one arm full of shopping bags"
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"and the other's holding onto your son"
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"so he doesn't run away and drink from the puddles,"
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"and then out of the blue a mugger comes along"
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"and hits you over the head with a piece of pipe"
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"he found at a construction site and completely knocks you out!"
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"(laughter)"
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"See? You see, right?"
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"-It's fun to be up here. -Whew."
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"-The-the laughter... -(speaking French)"
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"...the adoration,"
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"the power of the microphone."
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"It's intoxicating. Dangerous, too."
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"(speaking French)"
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"You remember my cheating husband?"
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"(speaking French)"
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"-Or as you'd say, "husband"? -(speaking French)"
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"-(laughter) -After his affair..."
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"(speaking French)"
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"...or as you'd say, "Thursday.""
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"-(speaking French) -(laughter)"
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"-He came back. -(speaking French)"
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"And it seemed like maybe we could"
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"put the whole sordid affair behind us, you know,"
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"be French, and then one night..."
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"(laughter)"
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"MIDGE: You've been a great audience, ladies and gentlemen."
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"That's it for me. My name is Mrs. Maisel."
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"-Thank you and goodnight! -(cheers and applause)"
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"It worked!"
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"They loved it! That was great! Wasn't I great?"
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"My God, the arrogance. I've created a monster."
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"You're Norman Mailer in a cocktail dress."
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"Okay, fine, I'm sorry. Just tell me, was it good?"
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"Come on, you don't need me to say it, do you?"
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"Okay, you're up."
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"I'm not going on after that. Are you kidding me?"
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"-You afraid to follow a girl? -Always and everywhere."
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"JACKIE: Okay, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"the reason why we're here tonight,"
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"-I give you, Lenny Bruce! -(cheers and applause)"
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"Will Elizabeth Taylor become Bar Mitzvah'ed?"
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"(laughter)"
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"No, I promise continuity, I'll behave myself."
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"I'll do all the lines that we rehearsed."
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"That's the thing, you know,"
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"I have a, uh, reputation"
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"for being sort of controversial and irreverent"
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"and-and also the semantic bear trap of bad taste."
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"And actually I do have"
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"and-and always will be accused of bad taste"
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"by the people who eat in restaurants"
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"to reserve service,"
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"-you know, that kind of scene. -(laughter)"
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"Yeah. But you might be interested"
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"in how I became offensive."
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"Like, it started in school,"
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"uh, with, um... drinking,"
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"and, uh, I was..."
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"Really, I was, like, this real depressed kid, you know."
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"And, uh, seven or eight years old,"
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"and I'd get really juiced"
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"and out of my head, and..."
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"Yeah, yeah, so the teacher would really get bummed, you know,"
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"with me singing and carrying on"
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"and calling Columbus a fink,"
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"-(laughter) -and-and boosting Aaron Burr,"
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"and then smoking."
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"See, I don't know if you can see this,"
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"but I have this tattoo. Can you see that?"
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"-Aah! Did you see? -Yeah. You were amazing."
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"I was amazing."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Nothing. Just a funny story."
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"While you were up there, Joel came in."
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"-What? -Yeah. He was here and he saw..."
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"How much did he hear?"
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"-I don't know. -How much?"
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"Well... all of it."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"Did he, did he seem upset?"
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"A little. He said some things."
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"-You talked to him? -For a second."
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"What-what did he say?"
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"That he was upset."
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"-What did you say? -I said you were a great comic,"
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"and you were gonna be a star."
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"And I might have called him Sal Mineo."
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"Which I would like to point out"
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"that many people would take as a compliment."
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"Shit. Shit, shit..."
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"Miriam, where are you going?"
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"(laughter)"
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"(panting)"
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"I didn't know you were gonna be there."
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"And what would you have done if you did know?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"For what?"
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"I'm sorry you had to hear that."
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"I should probably get off the stage now."
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"Uh... (sniffles)"
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"Thank you for listening."
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"My name is Mrs. Maisel."
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"That's my stage name."
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"I-I gave it to myself when I thought"
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"I was actually gonna be Mrs. Maisel,"
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"and then after it just seemed darkly ironic, so..."
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"I kept it."
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"(quietly): So..."
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"bye."
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"-(Midge sniffles) -(woman coughs)"
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"Here's the card of a psychiatrist"
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"who just moved to New York from Boston."
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"He's done wonders for my friend Sylvia Plath."
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"Call him."
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"Thanks."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Autumn in New York ♪"
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