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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Simone (S02E02)

"♪ Why does it seem so inviting? ♪"
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"MOISHE: I just can't understand"
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"what goes on in that head of yours!"
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"It's like a panoply of meshuggeneh!"
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"-SHIRLEY: He's our son. -MOISHE: He's not in the business."
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"-MOISHE: He doesn't understand. -SHIRLEY: He's smart. Explain it."
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"MOISHE: No, I don't want to explain it."
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"He chose to keep his life separate,"
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"so, goddamm it, keep it separate!"
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"SHIRLEY: Well, I didn't tell him anything."
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"MOISHE: You called him! You called him like a crazy person."
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"If I hadn't gotten to you first..."
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"SHIRLEY: Well, you did and I covered."
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"MOISHE: You covered? Like a Yiddish Theda Bara you covered."
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"SHIRLEY: He thinks I ran out of cheese. He thinks I'm insane."
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"-MOISHE: He's right! -SHIRLEY: He could help."
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"MOISHE: Bullshit! The company is my business."
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"I'll take care of it."
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"-SHIRLEY: Fine. -MOISHE: Understand?"
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"SHIRLEY: Fine! Yes! Fine!"
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"(door closes)"
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"(laughter)"
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"I can't believe you shot a clown."
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"His flower-- whoa-- started spewing water"
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"all over the place."
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"Colored scarves were shooting out of his mouth."
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"People were killing themselves to get out of that Volkswagen."
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"It was great."
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"I have to tell you, Saverina, this food is amazing."
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"I never had moussaka before."
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"Wouldn't you know I go out of my way"
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"to marry a Sicilian girl, and all she cooks is Greek."
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"(chuckles) Hey, Sophia,"
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"you find that quarter I hid yet?"
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"No."
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"Oh, you don't find it by the time I finish,"
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"I'm taking it back."
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"SOPHIA: No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Cute kid."
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"-Thanks. -So, Susie,"
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"we've been talking, and if you want us"
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"to do a little digging about your uncle,"
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"we know where they, you know, do a little digging,"
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"if you get my drift."
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"Wow, that is a really sweet offer,"
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"but no one really misses him."
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"Thanks, though."
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"Mmm... this is better than the moussaka."
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"Seriously, Saverina, you are a genius."
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"Wait till you taste her dessert."
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"You know what, this is the best abduction I've ever had."
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"I'm serious here."
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"Hey, our pleasure."
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"God, it's so good."
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"SUSIE: Ah, shit! Almost."
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"I'll tell you one thing, you don't throw like a girl."
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"Okay, okay, okay. Ha!"
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"-(glass shatters) -SUSIE: Asshole."
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"Every time. He hits it every time."
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"I roughed up a Major League pitcher once."
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"Yeah, what, so you got his abilities through osmosis?"
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"No, but he gave me some tips before I broke his arm."
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"Okay, here goes nothing."
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"-(water splashes) -I'm fighting the wind."
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"-Oh, come on. -What? -There was a gust of wind"
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"that came right as I started to throw."
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"The only wind out here is coming out of your ass, pal."
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"-I win. Five bucks. Pay up. -I don't have any money."
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"Guess you're just gonna have to kill me."
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"(laughter)"
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"Speaking of killing me, it's getting pretty late here."
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"Okay, come on. Let's get you home."
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"Oh, hey, a little business first."
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"You skated here tonight, Susie."
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"You're from the neighborhood, we like you,"
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"my family likes you, so we're gonna just"
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"tell our boss we couldn't find you."
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"I appreciate that, Frank."
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"But this problem isn't going away,"
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"and next time they could send some other guys."
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"Guys who don't have a problem roughing up a girl."
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"They could send Tony."
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"Tony beat the shit out of Martha Raye last week."
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"Had a steak dinner at Keens after."
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"-Yeah, I get it. -It would be good if you could"
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"find a way to resolve this problem"
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"before that happens, okay?"
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"Now, come on."
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"Saverina made you a fuckin' doggie bag."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Picture me ♪"
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"♪ Upon your knee ♪"
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"♪ With tea for two ♪"
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"♪ And two for tea ♪"
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"♪ Me for you ♪"
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"♪ And you for me ♪"
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"-(sighs) -♪ Alone. ♪"
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"Joely! Joely!"
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"-JOEL: What, Ma? -You have a call. Collect."
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"-Okay. -Collect! Collect!"
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"-I'm coming. -Collect! Let's go!"
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"-Geez, Ma. -When you hear "collect,""
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"you get your tuchis out here."
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"-Hello? -MIDGE: Joel?"
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"Midge? What's the matter?"
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"So, this is how it's gonna be from now on?"
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"I call, and it's, "Midge, what's the matter?""
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"No. No, but... what's the matter?"
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"You won't leave a number. You won't talk to me."
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"I-I can't find you. I don't know where you are."
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"I'm at my parents'."
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"No, I know you're at your parents'."
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"-Then you know where I am. -I don't-- I don't mean"
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"I want to know where you are, I mean I want to know"
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"I think it would be better to have a little space right now."
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"-Why? Why?! -Midge, you know why."
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"No. It was, it was just that night."
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"That night screwed everything up."
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"Hey, what's going on with you tonight?"
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"Where's this coming from?"
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