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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Simone (S02E02)

"♪ ♪"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(singing in French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-Excuse me? -Oh, American. Wonderful."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"25 francs for the show."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Open the tiny purse."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Yes. Thank you."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Sit, sit, sit."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"♪ ♪"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Excuse me, can I bum a cigarette?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(coughs)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"French got tough lungs, I'll give 'em that."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Your zipper."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(continues singing in French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Just let me..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Ooh."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Oh, y-you don't understand. I'm-I'm just trying to..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Oh, hello. Oh. Uh..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"♪ ♪"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(zipper closes)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I don't know what you're asking."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Miss America!"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(audience cheering)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Wait, you're..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You're men? All of you?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Did you know this?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Ye-Yes, you probably did know this."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"That's probably why you came here."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"My God, I've never seen anything like this."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I-I mean, in-in college there were plays"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"where some of the boys would dress up like girls for a joke,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"you know, "Honeybun" for the talent show,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"but that-that was just socks"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"stuffed into their mother's bras."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"They never looked like that."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I-I don't think men do this in America."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-LILLIAN: Oh, they do. -You're an American."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Sort of. I'm a New Yorker."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"So am I. What a small world. Are you on vacation?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Oh, no. I live here now."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Really? So does my mother."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Well, she doesn't really live here."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"She moved here to spite my father,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and now she shares a bathroom with five men,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"so not sure who won the first round."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(laughs)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(continues in French) -(all laugh)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Uh, so-so my-my father"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"came here to bring her back,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and he brought me along because he thought I spoke French,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"which I don't. I wish I did."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hey, how much did they charge you for the show?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-20 francs. -Yeah. I had a feeling."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(speaking French) -(laughs)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Uh, a-anyhow, it's-it's not going so well"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"between the two of them, and I feel a little guilty"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"because it's kind of my fault my father is in this situation."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I decided this year to totally uproot my life"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and became a different person."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I guess you all know what that's like, huh?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(Lillian speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(laughter)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Have you ever done that?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Have you ever had your entire life"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"change over the course of a few months?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I mean, besides being occupied. That had to be a shift."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Hey, uh, could you, could you maybe..."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Okay."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(chuckles)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(laughter)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Perfect."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"I used to have the perfect life."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"And then it was completely upended"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"when my husband had an affair."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-He cheated on me. -(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-That's a bad thing. -(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Who here has ever been attacked in public"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"by their husband's secretary?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Oh."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Right. It's France."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Back in America, that line gets bupkis."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Anyhow, my-my husband's cheating started a chain of events"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"that led to me spontaneously getting up on stage"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and telling complete strangers,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"some of whom don't even speak my language,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"all about my humiliating life."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"And the more I did it,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"the more I could not stop doing it,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"and the next thing I knew,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"twice a week I'm saying "fuck" onstage."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(continues speaking French) -(laughter)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Damn it, your waist is small."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(Lillian speaking French) -It's smaller than mine."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Can you just turn the other way?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Seriously, your lipstick is killing me."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(laughter) -Well, that was a mistake."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Your ass is better than your tits."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(laughter) -Okay."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Is it, is it really necessary to be that beautiful?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"Because frankly, it's incredibly unfair."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"It's not enough that women have to compete with other women,"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"now men are getting in the mix?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(laughter)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You can't have it all."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"You can't run the world and have all the pretty underwear, too."
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(speaking French)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"(laughter)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"The competition wasn't stiff enough with the hoards"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"of slutty secretaries roaming the Earth?"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"-(speaking French) -(laughter)"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
"That's like y-you're already fighting with some asshole"
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
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