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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...had a valentine (S03E03)

"What? Aneesa, wait."
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"Oh, come on. I didn't mean it like that."
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"[sighs]"
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"-[door closes] -[faucet running]"
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"[smacks lips]"
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"Here we are again in the old bathroom. [chuckles]"
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"Yeah. Um, Fabiola, about that."
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"I'm really sorry I kissed you."
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"Can we just forget about it?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, no problem."
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"I'm… I'm still getting over Eve, so…"
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"consider it forgotten."
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"Thank you."
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"Good talk."
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"-[somber music playing] -[door opens, closes]"
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"Whoa! Is that homemade rigatones with… [imitating Italian accent] …mozzarella?"
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"Yep, as long as you count microwaving a Stouffer's as homemade."
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"I did cut that sprig of parsley and put it on there."
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"[clicks tongue] Uh, I think that's mint."
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"Nice, refreshing. [chuckles]"
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"[Devi] Hmm."
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"Look at us. You know, at first glance, we probably seem like a real odd couple."
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"Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida."
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"And I'm just, ugh, nerdy little me with no abs."
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"What? Don't talk about yourself like that."
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"Come on, you're awesome. You're beautiful. You're smart."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying,"
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"despite that, those MIT scientists know what they're talking about."
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"-We're really good together. -Totes. Just like marinara and mint."
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"Sure, or things that more classically go together. [chuckles]"
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"But anyway, we're a good team."
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"-Yeah, we are a good team. -Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, speaking of teams,"
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"I'm gonna play paintball tomorrow with a bunch of dudes. Wanna come?"
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"I absolutely do not."
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"But yet again, I love that we like different things,"
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"because per the computer, opposites attract."
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"They sure do."
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"Happy Valentine's Day, Devi."
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"Oh, shit."
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"I totally forgot. I bought fancy Parm for this."
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"Not even the green can. It's like a little brick I have to grate."
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"So, BRB. [chuckles]"
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"[McEnroe] Devi was finally at peace in her relationship."
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"And though the bar was low,"
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"she was having the most romantic meal of her life."
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"All she had to do now was lean back"
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"and wait for her chiseled, doting boyfriend"
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"to bring her freshly grated cheese and…"
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"lie to her frickin' face."
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"-What the hell? -[sighs]"
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"Cheers to my most romantic Valentine's Day dinner yet."
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"-Eye contact. -Mmm. Sure."
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"Eye contact. Eleanor, eye contact."
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"Yep. [chuckles]"
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"So, Captain Joe."
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"You know, I'm a big fan."
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"I love the commercial where you slash prices and some blinds"
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"with your hook hand."
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"Thanks. Actually, I didn't mean to rip those blinds in half,"
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"but we forgot to roll sound on the other take, so…"
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"The performances are phenomenal."
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"Where do you find the actors?"
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"Mmm… Mostly family dinners."
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"Oh, hey, you know, Eleanor is an actor."
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"-[chuckles] -A really good one."
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"Well, if you want, you can play a salty sea wench."
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"In your next commercial?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"[inspirational music playing]"
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"Oh my God."
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"I'm a working actor."
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"I'm a working actor. Thank you so much."
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"Yeah, anything for someone who makes my nephew here so happy."
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"Oh, not even weed makes me this happy."
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"-[sighs] -[chuckles sheepishly]"
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"Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart."
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"[sighs]"
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"[door opens]"
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"Oh, Devi. Hi. Hey, do you want to have a little bit of dinner with me?"
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"Your grandmother's having Galentine's with one of her cliques,"
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"and believe I saw your cousin sneak into your teacher's crappy little Honda."
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"Uh, no, thanks. I already ate. I'm just gonna go up to my room."
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"Uh, I have a big test tomorrow."
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"[McEnroe] As Nalini envisioned her night"
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"watching a Hallmark movie with an inanimate object,"
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"she started to entertain the possibility"
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"that she might need to broaden her social horizons."
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"[Nalini] Hi, Rhyah! Still free tomorrow?"
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"This is Nalini Vishwakumar."
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"[McEnroe] Devi hadn't mentioned the card to Paxton,"
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"instead she had spent the rest of dinner pretending to be happy,"
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"like I did when I got runner-up at Wimbledon in 1980."
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"Not doing a great job there, bud."
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"Wow, you really weren't lying"
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"about the Parmesan."
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"-It's delicious. -I know, right?"
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"Yeah. Uh-huh."
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"I sure can trust you when it comes to cheese."
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"[sighs]"
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"[McEnroe] But obviously Devi was spiraling."
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"Why did Paxton lie to her?"
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"And, more importantly,"
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"was his perfect match who she thought it was?"
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"[sighs]"
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"Eric, we need to talk about the compatibility quiz. I know you got me."
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"Shh! Keep it down. You trying to ruin my rep, dork?"
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"Excuse me, nerd?"
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"I've spent the last two years trying to date someone who's hot"
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"and become popular,"
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"so that I'm not just the kid who lost his dad…"
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"[McEnroe] Damn. Maybe they were alike."
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"…at Disneyland."
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"I had to wait for him near the security desk."
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"Oh my God."
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"[McEnroe] Ugh. This kid."
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"Well, I know Paxton made you trade cards with him. So tell me who he got."
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"-Hmm. Interesting. What's it worth to ya? -Just give me the card, Eric."
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"Oh, you mean this card?"
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