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Clips from Rango

"We are gathered here today to immortalise in song"
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"the life and untimely death of a great legend."
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"-Rango. -So sit back, relax,"
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"and enjoy your low-calorie popcorn and assorted confections"
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"while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero"
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"who has yet to enter his own story."
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"Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake."
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"Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top."
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"The stage is set, the night moist with apprehension."
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"Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life."
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""lt is far better to nourish worms than to live without love.""
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"She reaches for the poisoned chalice."
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"Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne"
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"while her ageing father lies gravely ill."
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""Yes, l am gravely ill.""
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""Hark, who goes there?""
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"'Tis l, the much-anticipated hero,"
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"returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden!"
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"Unhand her, you jailers of virtue,"
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"or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!"
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"The sting of my..."
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"Dr Marx?"
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"Dr Marx, l'm not getting anything from you."
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"People, we've talked about this. Acting is reacting."
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"Victor, you were wooden! There, l said it."
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"Mr Timms? You were good."
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"Perhaps a little too good."
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"What's that, Victor? My character's undefined? That's absurd."
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"l know who l am. l'm the guy, the protagonist, the hero."
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"Every story needs a hero. l mean, who else is better qualified"
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"to bask in the adulation of his numerous companions?"
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"The stage is waiting."
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"The audience thirsts for adventure."
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"Who am I?"
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"I couId be anyone."
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"l could be the sea cap'n returning from a mighty voyage"
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"to reclaim his mechanical arm!"
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"Or l could be the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!"
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"Down, Chongo, down!"
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"And if you desire romance,"
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"l will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!"
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"l couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you."
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"You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good looking."
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"But you seem remarkably at ease."
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"Stop it. No, really."
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"Well, if you must. What are you doing?"
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"That tickles. Are those real?"
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"That's it! Conflict."
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"Victor, you were right. l have been undefined."
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"People, l've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!"
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"What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event"
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"that will propel the hero into conflict!"
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"Mr Timms?"
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"That's right! You!"
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"Don't be shy. Come on."
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"lt's okay."
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"That's it, a little closer."
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"Good."
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"l won't bite you."
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"l need a little help here."
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"Are you okay?"
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"l must get to the other side."
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"The other side? You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road?"
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"That's why the..."
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"Why'd you do that?"
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"This is my quest. He waits for me."
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"What? Who?"
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"The Spirit of the West, amigo. The one."
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"They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Enlightenment. We are nothing without it."
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"Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life!"
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"l had an incredibly complex social network going!"
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"Highly sophisticated friends! l was very popular!"
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"Friends? l don't see no friends."
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"You are a very lonely lizard."
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"Look, l need water, hydration. My teeth are chapped."
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"l need lotion. l'm down to one layer of skin already."
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"Pretty soon, l'm going to start seeing my insides."
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"Not unlike what you've got going there."
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"Listen, l can't survive in the desert, okay?"
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"l... l don't belong here."
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"That may be true, but here you are."
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"Now help me up and l will help you find what you seek."
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"-You will? -And perhaps more."
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"Quickly. l must get back to my quest."
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"-You mean you've done this before? -Yes. Many times."
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"Come, come. That's it, pull my finger."
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"The Spirit is waiting for me."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Okay. That's not going to work."
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"l must get to the other side."
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"Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?"
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"lt's not so easy as it looks."
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"What?"
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"ls a metaphor."
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"There's another one!"
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"l knew it."
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"You need a little help, amigo?"
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"l think the metaphor broke my spleen."
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"The path to knowledge is fraught with consequence."
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"l'm just looking for the path to water."
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"lf you want to find water, you must first find Dirt."
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"Dirt."
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"Destiny, she is kind to you."
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"Tomorrow is Wednesday. The water comes."
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"At noon, the townspeople gather for a mysterious ritual."
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"A town? You mean, with real people and everything? Where?"
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"A day's journey. Follow your shadow."
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"You want me to just walk out into the desert?"
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"That's the way."
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"Okay. So you're saying"
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"there's a town, a real town, not a metaphor town."
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"Go on. lt's okay."
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"Okay."
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"Well, then, l'm going."
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"l am leaving the road now!"
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"l'm walking into the desert!"
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"Alone!"
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"We all have ourjourneys to make!"
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