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Clips from Weeds - Gentle Puppies (S06E06)

"Who the fuck are you anyway?"
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"I've never heard of "God is awesome!""
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"We must've made a mistake."
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"I'll say you made a mistake! You made a big mistake!"
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"What's your name?"
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"Keith."
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"Okay, Keith."
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"Would 10 bucks help?"
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"I've got to go back to town now to the KOA to refill,"
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"and it's 23 miles away!"
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"How about $20? $20 is a lot of money for water."
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"Yeah, $20. No, $40! Fucking $50!"
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"Keith! My son! Forgive us!"
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"No, fucking, no. What are you?"
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"I'm Pastor Randy. This is Nathalie, leader of our choir."
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"Well, God hates me."
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"My grandma says I'm going to hell"
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"for everything that I did, so if you think I'm gonna listen..."
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"I've just reached my limit of deep outlaw shit, so..."
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"Good luck to you, and I'll see you later."
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"Walk with me, my child."
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"- Don't touch me! - All right."
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"Just keep the bat in front of you."
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"He should have been baptized."
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"It was a mistake I have regretted my whole life."
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"Would you like to add on our special mobile-home blessing?"
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"$99. Day of baptism special. New clients only."
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"Assistant Pastor Ted will come and get you when we're ready."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"Customer!"
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"Customer taking a beer!"
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"Customer looking for bottle opener in weird, empty, dismal, podunk bar."
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"It's right behind you. On the string hanging on the wall."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"My father's."
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"So, ladies have to sit at the tables."
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"Your dad still alive?"
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"Nope."
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"Maybe it's time to take that down."
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"Nah."
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"You want to buy a Lincoln Town Car?"
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"Not my style."
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"No."
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"You drive a pick-up truck."
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"Ten, 15 years old."
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"Still has a cassette player."
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"With a tape stuck in it."
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"Customer excusing complete lack of service"
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"and pouring herself a shot."
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"What are you doing? No! Not now!"
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"Get dressed! Cover up this shit!"
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"Come on! They'll be here soon."
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"- Where's Silas? - Went to borrow a pool."
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"Hey, can I eat this?"
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"- No. - Put away the hash, get dressed,"
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"gather up all the Jesus crap, and meet me outside."
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"Get your shit together! It's almost show time!"
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"Thanks for the pool."
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"My dad won't miss it."
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"You guys staying a while?"
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"I guess."
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"What happened?"
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"With what?"
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"Come on, man."
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"Nobody is here who has anyplace better they can be."
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"It's pretty much the end of the road. So, what happened with you guys?"
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"My dad, he shot somebody."
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"It was a mistake, but we can't go back now."
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"The guy didn't die."
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"We weren't so lucky."
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"Son of Christ God!"
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"Welcome into heaven happily our son Keith,"
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"child of the Lord, flower of the field."
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"- Praise him! - Help our son be washed clean."
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"Wash him of his sins like river currents."
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"Your Holy Word swooshing over him!"
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"He is risen! Yes! Hallelujah!"
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"Wash anew!"
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"I'm saved, Granny!"
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"Praise Jesus!"
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"No smoking. State law."
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"Yeah."
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"Wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer."
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"Do you mind?"
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"No? He doesn't mind."
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"Closing early. Sorry, Thomas."
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"I said no smoking. You don't listen."
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"What did you say?"
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"No. I don't listen."
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"Do you need someone to make you?"
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"My cousin might want the car."
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"How much?"
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"- $483. - Jesus!"
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"Name of the Lord in vain."
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"Oh, my God. It's him."
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"He heard you. It's Jesus!"
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"You see? Look! The nose, the eyes, the mouth, the beard."
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"It's a door, Doug. You're wasted."
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"You know, I got to say,"
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"I think the Holy Spirit was actually moving through me."
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"Those words that I said, I don't know where they came from."
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"Maybe I am Him. Capital "H.""
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"Who's to say? Jesus was a Jew."
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"Don't get that dirty. I have you scheduled"
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"for a memorial service at 9:00 in the morning,"
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"a baby christening at 10:15,"
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"and a remarriage ceremony at 2:00 in front of the saloon."
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"- And I got down payments for all of them. - Score!"
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"Let's just do what we need to do here and move on, okay?"
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"I don't want to be here forever."
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"Fine. Antsy pants."
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"Hey. I didn't get your name."
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"No, you didn't."
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"Quit moving. You're shaking the bed."
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"I like it here."
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"You got laid."
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"I want to stay here for a while. Can we stay for a while? I wanna stay."
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"Whore!"
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"Piece of shit slut whore!"
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"There you are! Good morning!"
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