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Clips from Weeds - Gentle Puppies (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Your trimmings. I'll take them."
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"I'm thinking $100 buys me a lot."
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"We're making hash."
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"This is a driver's license, so you should probably learn to drive now."
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"Go get her. Get my son."
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"- Shane! - The fuckers got me."
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"Where's my son?"
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"New rules."
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"Number one. Keep moving."
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"This family needs some fun."
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"Remind me again where we're supposed to be sleeping tonight."
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"We could live here."
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"Plus, we need to dump Cesar's car."
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"- Win this. - On it."
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"We have a winner!"
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"State law requires us to submit Social Security numbers."
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"He doesn't have a Social Security number."
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"I drew up her will."
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"I was simply her lawyer for personal matters, and personal matters only."
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"Yes, I mean, I did handle one legal matter for her,"
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"regarding a bakery that she owned, yeah, okay,"
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"which unfortunately later burned to the ground."
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"Yes, I also helped her with the insurance company"
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"when they weren't paying on the settlement of her house,"
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"which also unfortunately burned to the ground."
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"But that is it. That is all I did."
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"Okay, yes, I also represented her"
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"when the DEA called her in for questioning about the tunnel."
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"Or maybe it was gang affiliation. I don't remember."
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"Invoices? No, I don't have any invoices from her,"
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"because she paid me cash."
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"Once. She paid me cash once."
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"No, no, no, I'm telling you the truth."
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"No, absolutely, this is... It's the truth."
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"I just... I had Thai food for lunch. It was very spicy."
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"And that's why I'm all sweaty. It's just a... It's the spice."
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"I'm... You know, I'm Jewish."
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"So, we don't do well with the spice sometimes."
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"Pastor Jim's TV's back there."
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"He had speakers installed."
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"There's plenty of storage."
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"And those would be his."
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"All included with the price."
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"Great."
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"- So, it runs okay? - Yeah, of course."
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"He didn't want to get stranded out there during one of his missions."
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"Nice mirror on the ceiling."
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"What's with all the hooks?"
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"He put in a swing right before his arrest."
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"- Embezzlement. - Been there."
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"Would you consider a lower offer?"
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"I'd consider anything that gets it out of my life."
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"Nance."
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"Sold."
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"When do we get it painted?"
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"I'm thinking we buy some cans of spray paint"
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"on the way out of town. Just flat black."
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"Nice. Well, I'm gonna finish up."
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"I'll lead in the Godmobile. You follow."
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"- Are you getting rid of Cesar's car? - Yes."
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"- Can I have it? - No."
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"But a lot of kids get cars when they get their license."
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"The car is stolen, your license is fake."
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"- But I know how to drive. - Shane, I said no."
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"Besides, I'm thinking of setting this car on fire."
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"I haven't decided yet."
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"Well, can I drive it at least once before you set it on fire?"
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"Please? I got kidnapped."
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"So, when..."
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"Ignacio had me take him on errands."
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"Dry cleaners, Costco, a shakedown at Jamba Juice."
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"We gonna sleep in that thing tonight?"
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"Tonight, and the rest of our lives on the lam."
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"I just need one more washer."
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"If I could keep them going around the clock,"
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"I could produce enough product..."
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"So, hey. You think I'm smart, right?"
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"Yes, of course!"
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"So I probably don't need to go back to school."
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"I could just test out."
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"No. Maybe."
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"You know, if you'd asked me a week ago, I would've said absolutely not."
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"But to tell you the truth, high school blows."
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"It's overrated, and you're not really suited to it, anyway."
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"You're right. We need an alternative plan, one that's more suited to your path."
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"Cool."
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"I don't want to be homeschooled, though."
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"No, I think I've tried that."
Weeds
"And unfortunately you learned all the wrong lessons."
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"The mother Iode!"
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"What? What now?"
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""The Back Doors of Israel"? "Nail Me in the Kibbutz"?"
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""Gaza Boy Strippers, Tell Aviv I'm Gonna Bang Him.""
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"Bring them up, bring them up!"
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"Gay Israeli porn. Boy. Hats off, Pastor Jim."
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"Hold one up."
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"I'm better-Iooking than that guy. And him."
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"Shit!"
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"Flush the drugs! Go! Doug! Flush! Eat! Go! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!"
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"- No drugs. No drugs! - No Mom."
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"And no Shane. Okay."
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"All right. We're clean."
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"Pull over here, just past the curve."
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"Fuck that. This is our shot."
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"We have everything we need, the baby and the hash stuff in the trunk."
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"A full tank of gas."
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"Come on, they're holding us back, and you know it."
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"Yeah, right here's good."
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"Mom, they don't have the balls for this."
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"Besides, we're just making their lives miserable."
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"Come on. Cut them loose. Let them go home."
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"Okay, 10 points for chutzpah."
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"Pull over here before I grab the wheel, or your hair, or both."
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"Side door. Everyone look casual."
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"- Okay if I enter? - Sure, yes, absolutely. Welcome. Hi."
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"License and registration?"
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"It's quite a vehicle you got here."
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"It's the praise wagon. "God is awesome love," exclamation point."
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"Bumper sticker? Travel Bible?"
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