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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - An Eric Forman Christmas (S04E04)

"Well, um, I was going to, but then I turned 10."
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"Steven made his."
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"T-shirts."
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"Well, I guess I could ask for a cassette player for the Vista Cruiser..."
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"like I have for the last... 80 years."
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"But I won't get one, so I might as well just ask for a raincoat."
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"Oh, so you want a raincoat?"
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"Man, remember when you used to come downstairs Christmas morning..."
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"and you'd see your stocking over the fire all filled with toys?"
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"Well, one year, I saw my mom's panty hose on the radiator..."
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"and, uh, Uncle "Strange Man" sleeping on the floor."
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"He had a red nose though. That's Christmassy."
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"Yeah, Christmas used to be so cool."
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"- Now it's just another day. - Okay. Okay."
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"I know!"
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"You could direct the Christmas pageant at the church."
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"Hey, yeah, that's the worst idea I've ever heard!"
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"Eric, you used to love that pageant when you were a little boy."
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"And you need some Christmas spirit. And I already signed you up."
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"Well, it was fun when we were kids."
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"Then again, so was eating crayons. Yeah, okay."
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"- I'll do it. - Good. Okay, now, Steven..."
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"Oh."
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"So you won't be in a show about how there was no room at the inn..."
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"even though this innkeeper gave you a room?"
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"Your guilt has no power over me!"
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"I'll do it."
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"Fa la la la la La la la... boned"
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"Guys, check this out. It looks just like when we were kids."
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"And look, the wise-men gifts:"
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"Gold, myrrh, and..."
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"Hyde, I think this one's yours."
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"That'd be my Baggie of frankincense."
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"Well, if it isn't Mr. First-time Director."
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"I thought I'd direct, but the church board..."
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"whose average age is... nearly dead..."
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"feels that I don't speak to the younger generation."
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"Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last year's Silent Night, Jazzy Night."
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"It was really funny."
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"It was a drama."
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"You guys, you guys! Great news."
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"Rudolph, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, The Little Drummer Boy..."
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"They're all on TV this week!"
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"We can watch 'em!"
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"Yeah! We can wear our p.j.'s..."
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"and eat gumdrops and drink Kool-Aid."
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"Hooray!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Okay, guys, let's talk about your parts."
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"Okay, Eric, I want to be the Virgin Mary."
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"See, she's pure and holy and rides a unicorn."
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"No, Jackie, she doesn't ride a unicorn."
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"She does now."
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"A white unicorn with speckles."
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"Write that down."
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"Hey, is there anyone in this show who just kind of lies there and does nothing?"
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"Um, there's the baby in the manger."
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"I call baby in the manger!"
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"Uh, Eric, I don't want to play Joseph as a carpenter."
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"Oh, how about if I play him as a spaceman?"
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"Okay, uh, Kelso, I don't think Jesus was the son of a spaceman."
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"Oh, really? Well, where do you think God lives?"
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"It's true, man."
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"What the hell?"
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"Aw, geez."
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"Bob!"
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"Hey there, hi there, ho-ho-ho there!"
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"Bob, it's midnight. Turn that crap off."
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"What would I do that for?"
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"Hey, check out the keister on Mrs. Claus."
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"I know what I want for Christmas!"
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"Bob, are you drunk?"
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"I'm not sober!"
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"Eric, I have a little problem with my part."
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"Um, it turns out you have me playing a wise man."
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"Yeah, okay. I'll take that up with the guy who wrote the Bible."
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"Let me get back to you."
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"Okay, Kelso, you are now playing a wise man."
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"- Or a space wise man. - Better. Better."
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"How come the foreign guy has to play the shepherd?"
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"Well, once, as a favor."
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"Why can't I be a lifeguard?"
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"Or a space lifeguard."
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"Then I could herd all the ladies into the pool."
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"Now, that's a good role."
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"Okay, uh, everyone? Everybody?"
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"Um, all of your ideas are all..."
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"um, stupid."
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"if you say Space Santa, I'm gonna kick you in the head."
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"Never mind."
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"Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations?"
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"It's only stealing if you, uh... if you keep it."
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"I'm throwing all this crap away."
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"Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch."
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"I'm Mrs. Grinch."
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"Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine."
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"Leo, these guys are driving me crazy in there."
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"Do you know what they think is Christmassy? Unicorns."
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"Right... No, I'm sorry. Space unicorns."
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"Well, that's redundant."
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"Do you have any idea what this is gonna look like, man?"
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"Shark! Everybody out of the water!"
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"And off with your tops!"
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"Make way! Virgin Mother coming through!"
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"We come bearing gifts of frankincense, myrrh..."
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"and Led Zeppelin IV."
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"Now, let me get a look at that cute little baby girl Jesus!"
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"I'm just gonna go home. Holiday Inn's on TV."
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"Now, that's Christmas."
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"You can't go home, man. This pageant's your chance..."
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"to spread some Christmas spirit, and that's contagious, like V.D."
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"I just... I don't think I have it anymore, Leo."
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"Ah, don't be fooled, man. V.D. Comes back."
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"No, not..."
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"Okay. Yeah, I'll watch for that."
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"So. Dipping into the frankincense, I see."
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"And no spacemen."
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"And anyone who doesn't like that is no Christmas friend of mine."
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