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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Real Bitches of Newport Beach (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"JILLIAN: Helena! Have you brought in the mail yet?"
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"Not yet, senora."
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"Then do it, I'm busy."
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"JILLIAN: You can't have Newport Beach without a Newport bitch."
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"TIFFANY: Guess who I saw out at dinner last night?"
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"Oh, my God, who?"
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"Amanda, and let's just say she's not anorexic anymore."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Every beach town needs a bitch in a gown."
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"And that bitch is me."
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"Amanda better watch out or Travis is gonna leave her fat ass for the nanny."
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"(BOTH LAUGH)"
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"And will you check on the baby and see if she needs changing"
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"and if she does need changing, change her."
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"Ooh, I got my invite!"
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"Kristi Hildebrand and her husband Kevin"
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"host the Tux and Tiara Charity Ball every year for muscular dystrophy"
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"and it is the event in Newport Beach"
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"and if you aren't on that invite list you may as well just move to Anaheim."
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"I got mine yesterday."
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"In fact, I'm on my way to Kent Ellatrashe right now for a dress fitting."
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"JILLIAN: Oh, I'm seeing him on Thursday."
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"I'm thinking something real low-cut to show off my new C-cups."
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"Thank you, Dr. Slater."
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"-(TIFFANY LAUGHS) -(PHONE VIBRATING)"
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"Oh, Tiff, let me call you later, that's Kimber calling."
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"KIMBER: Just like the beach, I like to make waves."
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"Oh, and also, I'm a bitch."
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"I didn't get invited."
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"JILLIAN: What are you talking about?"
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"KIMBER: People got their invitations either today or yesterday."
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"Believe me, I talked to everyone."
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"I've known Kristi and Kevin for 11 years"
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"and I've never not been invited to the Tux and Tiara"
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"Charity Ball for Muscular Sclerosis."
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"I mean, I can't figure out why. It's a mystery."
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"Hey, team, we got a new mystery."
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"I'm known for three things. Boxing, mystery solving, and being a bitch."
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"It just makes no sense."
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"Kristi is a good friend of mine."
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"Her and I take yoga together,"
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"her and I's kids go to the same school."
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"Have, uh, her and you thought of taking a basic English class?"
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"-(BABY CRYING) -I'm sorry, miss. He wanting you."
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"He want his mother."
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"Chance say, "I want my mommy.""
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"I can't hold you, Chance."
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"Dr. Slater said I can't lift anything for another month."
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"Mommy's new boobies need time to heal."
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"Graciela, just get him out of here!"
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"Yes, missus."
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"It's okay, Chance, baby."
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"-Your mama is working right now. -(BABY CRYING)"
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"(SCOFFS) Well, that's heartbreaking."
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"Um, so, Kimber, have you and Kristi ever had a disagreement,"
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"or a misunderstanding?"
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"(SCOFFS) Of course, all friends do, I mean..."
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"Three years ago, she accused my husband Tanner"
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"of groping her at Jillian's Cinco de Mayo party,"
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"but we still got invited to the ball that year."
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"And then a little after that, Kevin fondled me at Tiffany's Fabulous 40 party"
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"and I told Kristi about it and we hashed it out. You know, boys will be boys."
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"Then we got invited that year too."
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"Then about six months ago, Tanner got really drunk"
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"and called Kevin and Kristi's daughter a slut, but we've had dinner since then."
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"So I know it's not that."
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"And even that night, Kevin groped Tanner and fondled me"
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"and then we all sat next to each other at church on Sunday, so..."
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"Hey, babe, I gotta go back to work."
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"Tanner, this is Mike Tyson and his mystery team."
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"They're gonna figure out why we weren't invited."
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"Sweet! Nice to meet you, champ."
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"I saw you fight Andrew Golota at the Palace in Auburn Hills."
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"I was wasted. I don't even remember who won."
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"-I did. -I'll tell you what I do remember."
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"I titty (BEEP) a flight attendant that night."
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"All right, baby, I'll be home for dinner."
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"Well, he was nice."
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"It's fun to think about Chance's future and all the places he'll go."
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"Rehab, institutions, prison, then he'll find Jesus, then rehab again."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I hope you can solve this."
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"We have to go to this ball."
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"It's not just 'cause I wanna show off my perfect new tits."
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"It's for a good cause. Multiple dystrophy."
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"Wait, multiple sclerosis or muscular dystrophy?"
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"Wait, what?"
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"You combined them."
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"You, you said, "multiple dystrophy" and it's muscular..."
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"I don't (BEEP) know or care."
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"I just wanna go to a ball and show off my tits."
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"Where are we going?"
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"To Kristi and Kevin's."
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"We're not gonna get anything out of talking to Jillian or Tiffany."
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"And I don't think Amanda and Travis will tell us anything"
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"that we can't get from Tanner."
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"No, the answer lies with Kristi or Kevin."
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"Or does the answer lie with the local clothing designer, Kent Ellatrashe?"
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"And we can't rule out renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Slater."
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"How the (BEEP) do you remember all these assholes' names?"
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"What can I say? I'm good with names, bird."
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"Little city bird."
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"And how's that ghost doing back there?"
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"You haven't talked much, ghost."
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"Chinese girl got your tongue?"
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"(DOORBELL CHIMES)"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yeah, we're here to see Kristi or Kevin,"
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"or just Kristi or just Kevin."
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"KRISTI: Marta, who is it?"
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"Oh, hi, I'm Kristi."
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"There's no I in team, but there's an I in Kristi."
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"There's also an I in bitch."
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"And it's the same I. I'm a bitch."
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"Hi, I'm former heavyweight champion of the world, Mike Tyson."
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"And you're on Mike Tyson Mysteries."
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"What?"
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"Can we ask you a few questions, ma'am?"
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"Yeah, sure. Come on in."
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