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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 8 (S01E01)

"-Oh my God! -Really?"
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"I sent you a photo to prepare you"
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"specifically so I wouldn't get that reaction."
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"Sorry. It's a little angrier in person."
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"Kind of like Ellen DeGeneres."
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"But don't worry, you'll look like a cover girl by the time I'm through. Sit."
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"Oh! And, uh… this'll make you feel better."
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"Hmm."
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"We got our big-ass commission check"
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"-on Claire's apartment!"
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"-Oh, snap!"
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"Oh, look at all those lovely zeroes."
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"-Mm. -They really get that number on its feet."
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"I'm gonna use this money as a down payment to buy out Colin's half of the apartment."
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"Seriously?"
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"When did you talk to him?"
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"I will today, at the wedding."
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"It's supposed to be on the market six months after we separated,"
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"but I really wanna stay here."
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"In spite of everything that's happened, I love this place. It's my home."
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"Of course it is. Did you always have this little scar above your eye?"
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"No, that's a permanent souvenir of the gay ski weekend smackdown."
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"Does it happen to look… sexy?"
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"-Sure. -Ugh, I really should sue Billy."
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"Because of him, I have to see Colin"
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"for the first time in months, looking like this."
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"He'll probably be with his new boyfriend, the hot architect."
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"How do you know? Did you ask the Jonathans?"
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"No, but I was invited with a guest, so I'm sure he was too."
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"And by the look of those pics in Miami, they seem pretty serious."
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"-Sorry, baby. -Thanks."
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"I've been meditating on it. I bought an app."
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"So I think I'm in a pretty zen place."
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"-Okay. -Yeah."
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"There's nothing I can do about any of this."
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"-That's right. -I just have to…"
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"…let it all go."
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"-That's right. -Jesus! Can't you fix this?"
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"I look like the last one out of Chernobyl!"
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"Yeah, you seem super chill about the whole thing."
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"Well, look, so Kai's friend told me that Kai found his father on 23andMe."
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"Apparently, the guy lives in New York, and Kai is planning to meet him."
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"Wow, bury the headline."
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"Not so much "bury" as "wait for Michael to unravel, and then you can have a turn.""
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"Fair enough. How do you feel?"
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"Weird."
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"You know, this is a guy that I had a one-night stand with 26 years ago"
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"in Amsterdam, Berlin, or Rome."
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"And… I mean, it's been me and Kai all these years,"
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"and now he suddenly wants a dad?"
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"You have absolutely no memory of any of these guys?"
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"Before you start slut-shaming,"
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"do you remember all the one-nighters you had in your 20s?"
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"I withdraw the question."
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"Oh."
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"As much as I'm dying to talk to him about everything,"
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"-I don't wanna push it. -Yeah."
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"You're doing the right thing. Let him tell you in his own time."
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"It's like coming out.You shouldn't force someone before they're ready."
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"Like Brittany Blumberg did to a very confused 15-year-old boy"
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"just because he happened to know all of the lyrics to "Express Yourself.""
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"Sure I look okay?"
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"Yes! Just avoid direct sunlight and favor your good side."
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"Hey, guys. You remember Wyatt from Colin's birthday?"
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"That night was a blur for many reasons, but yes, nice to see you again, Wyatt."
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"You too. I'm sorry to hear about you and--"
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"It's all good now. Manageable, anyway. Haven't seen him in a while."
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"The last time was not great."
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"I guess am a bit nervous. Do I look like I have makeup on?"
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"Oh my God. Here, drink this, and calm the fuck down."
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"-Billy's wearin' more makeup than you. -I came right from the studio."
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"Yeah, but you touched it up in the car."
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"I think we may need to have a talk"
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"about what grown-ups do in private, young man."
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"You keep it up, Wyatt. Billy's chops could use a little bustin'."
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"I gotta go to the ladies'. Any idea where it is?"
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"It's upstairs. I'll walk you."
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"Funny, and a gentleman with skin like a baby's ass."
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"Whatever do you see in him, Billy?"
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"Wow, this may actually be a first second date."
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"Yeah, it's been a while since I've had one of those."
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"But I've been thinking about him,"
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"and he called, so I asked if he wanted to come."
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"I really like the kid, Mikey."
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"I think I might give it the old college try."
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"That's so great, Billy."
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"Even if what you're trying for is literally still in college."
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"Ha ha."
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"I haven't seen him. I don't think he's here yet."
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"Well, then here's to the calm before the storm."
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"Mm…"
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"-There's Stanley. -Oh."
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"What's going on with him? He looks so sad."
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"That's his gay wedding face."
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"It's like every time he hears another "I do,""
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"-it just reminds him that he don't."
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"Hey, honey, how are you?"
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"I'm…"
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"I…"
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"Oh, come on, now."
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"Don't be down about the wedding. The Jonathans found each other."
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"There's hope for everyone. You still have plenty of time."
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"Thank you for the patronizing sentiment,"
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"but I'm not worried about the wedding."
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"As for having plenty of time, I'm not so sure about that either. I…"
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"I got a call from my doctor this morning."
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"-On a Saturday? -He got some test results."
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"It's…"
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"not good."
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"Uh… You're scaring me, Stanley. What is it?"
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"I have…"
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"breast cancer."
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"-What? -He's joking."
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"I wish I were."
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"Oh my God."
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"-I can't believe it. -Me either."
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"But it's true. I have stage-one breast cancer."
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"But you're a dude."
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"Wait, have you always been a dude?"
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"Sorry."
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