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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Join Together (S06E06)

"All right, Donna put your chair here. I wanna get Steven's attention,"
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"and with you next to me I'll look like a tiny porcelain doll."
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"Y'know Jackie, some people actually find me to be of normal height."
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"Sure if they're green and jolly. - I can't take it."
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"Watching Donna lie out, knowing she's gonna go to college and I have to stay here,"
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"She's so, so..."
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"Juicy."
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"My Juicy."
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"Well I'm not gonna stay here locked in the house just cause Jackie looks..."
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"ridiculously hot in that bathing suit."
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"- Later Forman. - Bye bye juicy."
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"Ladies. Ladies bodies."
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"I wish someone would rub lotion on my shoulders. Think they're getting a little red."
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"Yeah, you should be careful. Looks like you're starting to scab."
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"Oh, that's a burn about a burn. That's a second degree burn!"
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"Y'know Jackie, I think maybe Hyde's moved on."
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"No, no, no. You don't just move on from Jackie Burkhardt."
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"I'm like the bottle, you need a twelve step program to break my spell."
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"Okay ladies. All these sound waves are interfering with my sunrays."
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"Let's tan."
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"Alright, I'm gonna need you to lotion me up, darling,"
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"but only rub where you can see. No roaming!"
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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I have something I wanna tell you."
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"I've decided not to move away. - What?"
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"I'm gonna stay and put off college for just a little while"
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"or at least until you're well enough to go back to work. - My baby, my baby, my baby."
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"Mom okay, this is actually kind of embarrassing. You're actually really hurting me, yeah."
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"You mean I've been waiting eighteen years for you to get your butt out of this house,"
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"and now you're staying?"
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"I signed over my pay check to you. I want you to go buy yourself something pretty."
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"Or I don't know... electricity."
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"Oh honey, thank you."
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"Red it wouldn't kill you to thank him. - It might I just had a heart attack."
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"Speaking of which, I just found this in the garbage."
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"Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we couldn't have in the house?"
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"Kitty did you look at that list?"
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"If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack,"
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"I would've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back."
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"Oh come on, it can't be that bad."
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"I'll do it with you. Cause what's good for the goose, is good for the gander."
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"Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander."
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"The male goose. So it would be what's good for the gander is good for the goose."
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"Let's take a gander at what you're giving up with the gander."
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"That's how you do that."
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"Potato chips, other salty snacks."
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"Good advice, that doctor obviously knows what he's talking about."
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"Butter, heavy cream, cheese. - Gone, makes a lot of sense."
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"Alcoholic beverages. - Okay, that doctor's a quack."
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"God, it's gonna be so hard going off to college without you."
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"But we'll see each other on the weekends right?"
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"Well you say that now, but then there's that weekend"
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"when you call home and say you have to study"
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"but I here Moose, the place kicker in the background, asking if you want another shot of tequila."
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"Eric, that would never happen."
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"I would never date a place kicker, it's Quarterback or nothing for me."
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"The more I think about leaving you, the sadder I get."
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"And the sadder I get, the more I wanna be with you."
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"Right now. - Now?"
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"Well yeah, I..."
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"Whoa, alright this is great, it'll be like completely spontaneous, like I just..."
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"Why are you talking? - I'm sorry, I..."
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"So it turns out that going away sex is even hotter than make up sex."
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"It's like these chips, they say now even crunchier, and you're thinking,"
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"oh man there is no way, but then you take a bite"
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"and it is crunchier."
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"Dude if something's crunchy, you should really have that looked at."
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"There's no time my friend, I have a distraught neighbour girl to attend to."
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"Dry your eyes baby, the lovin's on its way!"
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"Toe ring. - Oh, Fez you like?"
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"Yeah, got a toe ring. - On the little piggy that went to the market."
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"Steven what do you think? - Can't resist toe ring."
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"Whatever."
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"I have all sorts of things now that I didn't have when we were going out."
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"Toe ring, tan lines, a tattoo. - You don't have a tattoo, you're bluffing."
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"Do you have a tattoo?"
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"Well we're not going out, so I guess you'll never know."
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"I think I'm gonna stop wearing them all together. See ya."
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"Look at you watching her, you love her, man."
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""Oh, baby, I love you so much.""
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"Were you doing Jackie? - Yes, yes."
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"Why am I even thinking about her? Man, she's like Tahiti."
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"It's warm and it's beautiful and you wanna go there, but when you do you get bit by a mosquito"
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"and you get malaria and you're sick for the rest of your life."
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"She's obviously not over you either. She's practically putting on a show to get your attention."
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"Just imagine it."
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"I love to dance."
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"Okay the doctor wins."
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"Eric and I boxed up all the liquor."
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"Man, look at all this, it's like Dean Martin exploded."
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"There were bottles in the liquor cabinet, the dining room hutch,"
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"my Mom's nightstand."
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"Oh no, no, that's for polishing furniture. - Mom, there's lipstick on it."
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"It's just your luck Forman. You're about to turn eighteen"
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"and there's gonna be no hooch left in the house to steal."
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"I mean avoid. Do homework next to."
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"Pray near. Come on!"
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"Yeah, it's gonna be pretty boring around here. You know what you should do? Go to college."
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"Mom would it be too much to ask for Dad to be grateful that I'm staying?"
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"Honey, we're all going through hard times."
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"You're giving up your future, I'm giving up my Schnapps."
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"Let's not compare our pain."
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"Hey, sorry I'm late. Donna was really upset about leaving,"
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"so I had to comfort her in a bedular way."
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"It turns out if I get her sad, she gives it away like goldfish at a freakin' carnival."
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"Eric, I think you may have found a secret open sesame to sex."
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"Make the lady cry."
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"Perhaps I should try that with my wife."
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""Laurie here's a dead cat, now do me.""
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"A little history Fez, I think Laurie has a lot of open sesames."
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"Like, "Hi, Laurie". That usually does it."
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"Actually I only ever got as far as 'Hi'."
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"Fez, I did it with your wife!"
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"God I have so much power over Donna now, it's like"
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"I know how Obi-Wan Kenobi feels."
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""These aren't the droidsyou're looking for.""
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"Man, I wish I could do it with Donna in a land speeder on."
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"That would be so awesome."
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"Hey, Steven, check out my new super sexy tattoo."
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"Hard to keep your hands off, huh?"
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"Steven!"
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