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Clips from Central Park - The Lyin' in Winter (S02E02)

"♪ In the world ♪"
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"Well…"
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"♪ One, go on, destroy it Two, hope you enjoy it ♪"
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"♪ Central Park ♪"
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"♪ Take this place and off it Sell it for profit ♪"
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"♪ Central Park ♪"
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"- ♪ Kill the one asylum ♪ - ♪ Yes, for the money ♪"
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"- ♪ Here upon this island ♪ - ♪ All for the money ♪"
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"- ♪ Strip away the meadows ♪ - ♪ Money, money, money ♪"
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"- ♪ Blow it up and bulldoze ♪ - ♪ It's time to close ♪"
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"- ♪ Central Park ♪ - ♪ Yes, for the money ♪"
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"♪ All for the money ♪"
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"- ♪ Central Park ♪ - ♪ Money, money, money ♪"
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"♪ It's time to close ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ All for the money All for the money ♪"
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"♪ All for the money It's time to close ♪"
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"It can just be hard sometimes competing with a dog for Bitsy's affection."
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"The other day, I cleaned her whole bathroom with a baby toothbrush"
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"while she and Shampagne had a pizza party."
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"Let me ask you a question. Don't think. Just answer."
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"If you could do anything, what would you do?"
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"I'd free dive with a great white shark. No cage. Just face to face with a killer."
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"It would stare at me with its dead eyes and I'd stare right back,"
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"and in that moment, I would know true freedom."
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"- Whoa. You're amazing. - Yep."
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"Can I tell you something? And maybe this is the mulled wine talking."
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"My plan was to get you drunk so that you'd tell me"
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"how I could stop Bitsy from buying the park and ruining our lives."
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"I don't think I'm drunk. I'm just talking a lot."
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"Am I talking a lot? I guess I am. Well, now I am because I'm still talking."
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"Don't stop. Let it flow."
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"Truth is, I don't know if there's anything you can do about Bitsy."
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"It's all getting finalized as we speak."
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"[gasps] I knew it. Damn, I'm good. Oh, wait, that's awful."
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"Oh, I've got enough wine. Anyway, say more words."
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"There's not much more to say. The whole thing is over my head."
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"I mean, I heard from another maid"
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"that one of Bitsy's big investors, Dory Sterling, is dead broke."
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"Dory Sterling."
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"Wait. Stop-- Stop looking things up. I-I shouldn't have said anything."
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"So, Dory Sterling is part of an investment group called Tumbleweed Worldwide and--"
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"Wow! Here we go."
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"- Stop finding things. - Never."
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"We made it."
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"I never thought living in a castle could be so depressing,"
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"- but you found a way. - [grumbles]"
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"Bitsy, thank God you're okay."
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"Hello, Bitsy."
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"Hello, woman whose name I refuse to learn."
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"I'm gonna break up this awkward moment"
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"with some bad news. Bitsy's buying the park today."
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"- You were right, Paige. - I know."
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"But there is something Bitsy doesn't know."
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"I looked into Dory Sterling's new investment group,"
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"Tumbleweed Worldwide."
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"And guess who backs them. Come on, guess."
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"The North Koreans? The Mafia?"
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"A Super PAC that is anti-literacy?"
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"Believe me, it's all workable."
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"- Your brother, Ambrose. - I don't believe it! How is that possible?"
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"Why would that tiny little Band-Aid of a man"
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"do something like that?"
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"- Ambrose? - Hello, Bitsy."
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"I can't chat for long. I'm on my way to City Hall."
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"You son of our mother! I know what you're up to."
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"It's too late. When the mayor signs this deal,"
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"all of your assets will be owned by Tumbleweed Worldwide."
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"That I'm in charge of."
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"You'll get your little park, but I'll get what you cherish most."
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"- The Brandenham. - You little colon polyp."
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"You know I brought that hotel back from nothing."
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"Oh, does it mean that much to you?"
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"I had no idea. Toodles."
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"Hmph. If I have to give up the hotel, who cares?"
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"The park is worth 500,000 hotels."
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"It doesn't sound like you mean that."
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"It seems like the Brandenham is--"
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"And this is challenging to say,"
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"because I was pretty sure you were empty inside--"
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"Is your heart."
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"Heart?"
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"♪ This human string cheese ♪"
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"♪ With his tiny knees ♪"
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"♪ Tries to tug on my heartstrings With his love of trees ♪"
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"♪ But does it matter? No ♪"
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"♪ Not a chance ♪"
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"♪ His tears will pitter-patter While my buttocks dance ♪"
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"♪ Yet I'm somehow sad By this pathetic dad ♪"
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"♪ Is this not enough? ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause now I own it ♪"
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"♪ Fought for it ♪"
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"♪ Then I got it, why bemoan it? ♪"
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"♪ Ripping out the heart of the park Should've brightened my life ♪"
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"♪ But now all I feel Is a backstabbing knife ♪"
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"[Bitsy] ♪ Yes, I own it ♪"
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"♪ But the Brandenham Hotel I've groomed and grown it ♪"
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"♪ It's the closest I've come To having a child ♪"
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"♪ And though those words Make my tongue feel defiled ♪"
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"♪ There's still something there That I can't reconcile ♪"
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"♪ That hotel is my life ♪"
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"♪ So how will it feel if I don't own it? ♪"
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"Hi. Wait a minute. Where am I?"
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"Who are those people? Why am I trespassing at a castle?"
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"Oh, no. The park's going to get sold, and we're gonna have to move."
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"And I won't be sort-of neighbors with Shampagne anymore."
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"We'd become one of those long-distance couples."
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"That's it. We need to start a butterfly effect"
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"that causes a chain reaction that saves the park."
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"Or we figure out something to do that will actually save the park."
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"We have a real-life butterfly."
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"- Let's see what he can do. - Oswaldo's not even a butterfly yet."
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"He's still just a bunch of caterpillar goo."
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"If we're gonna lose everything anyway, why not just try?"
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"Any little thing could be the difference."
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"Hmm. Okay. Come on, Oswaldo."
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"You can do it. Butterfly yourself. Now! Okay, now."
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"[groaning] I can't believe this is happening."
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"[slurps]"
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"Look, Bitsy."
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"I know the park deal will make you super rich"
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