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Clips from Central Park - The Lyin' in Winter (S02E02)

"and probably even scarier if that's possible…"
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"At least there's a tiny upside."
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"Are you really willing to give up your hotel to Ambrose for it?"
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"[sighs] It sickens me to say this,"
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"but you're right, Helen. We have to stop Whitebottom"
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"from signing that shady deal."
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"Is she saying "We"? You're not really asking for our help?"
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"- That would obviously be insane. - This kind of stuff happens all the time."
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"Friends become enemies."
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"Enemies become people who are going to help me."
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"Life's a rich pageant, okay?"
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"Even if we were willing to help, what can we do?"
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"- Mayor Whitebottom betrayed you. - Whitebottom's a coward."
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"I tried calling him, but he won't answer."
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"But if I can get in the same room, I can change his mind."
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"If we can stop the Park League, we can stop Ambrose's deal too."
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"You're just admitting all the crimes, aren't ya?"
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"Oh, give it a rest for two seconds, Lois Lane."
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"Skinny guy, let's go."
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"Get me to City Hall before my brother and save the hotel."
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"- Mush-- - No, don't like this."
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"- Kids, we'll be back. - Hail Mary effort to save the park."
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"- I wanna come. - What about Oswaldo?"
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"[sighs] I wanna come too."
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"Well, thanks for trying anyway, little guy."
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"We'll get our coats."
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"It's gotten worse."
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"There's so much snow. I'll get the shovel."
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"Darn it, Elwood."
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"You dig out the snowplow, but you lose the keys?"
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"It's just like what they used to call you back home."
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"Always-loses-the-keys Elwood."
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"Uh, excuse me, sir. Is this your key?"
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"Birdie, you found the snowplow key. Thank you!"
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"- Have we met before? - Very funny, Birdie."
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"- There's just too much snow. - [grunting]"
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"We'll never make it to the mayor's office to stop this deal."
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"Did you hear something? Wait, is that the--"
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"Elwood! I thought the snowplows were buried?"
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"I dug one out and then I lost the key. But Birdie found it."
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"- He was acting kinda weird, and-- - Is everyone on your staff a maniac?"
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"Get in this stupid plow and let's go."
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"[Ambrose] With the stroke of a pen,"
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"I'll finally best my shot glass-sized sibling,"
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"and Father's legacy will be mine."
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"I don't wanna say "Whatever," so I'll go with, "Don't care.""
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"I wanna get to the Cayman Islands for my tee time."
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"So let's get this pen stroking."
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"Not so fast, Whitebottom."
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"Bitsy. What are you doing here?"
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"Tear up that agreement right now,"
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"or I'm going to tear you a new mayor hole."
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"It's too late, Bitsy. I win."
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"The Brandenham is mine."
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"Sorry, Bitsy."
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"Ambrose offered me so much money. And I've got to look out for myself,"
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"my family, and my mistress, and my mistress's family."
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"Is that so? Well, if you thought my article was bad,"
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"just wait until I write an article about your involvement"
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"- with Tumbleweed Worldwide. - Wait, how do you know about that?"
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"You can't hide anything from our mom. Trust me."
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"She'll find it and she'll bring it up when you least expect it."
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"Shell corporations, tax dodges, bribery…"
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"No, no, no. I'm just gonna keep saying no."
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"- You can't prove anything. - If you sign that paper,"
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"I'm gonna hound you for the rest of your life."
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"And I'm gonna keep digging until I find something that puts you in jail."
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"Sure, I'm just one little reporter, but I will take you down."
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"[sighs] Man, you are such a bummer, lady."
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"Do you go around making all mayors feel this bad?"
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"Fine, I won't sign the deal."
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"- Wait, we had an agreement. - Yes, but I have a new agreement now."
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"And that agreement is with myself that I shouldn't go to jail."
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"Not just for me. Also for my family and the mistress."
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"That's my mom, people. The mayor-slayer."
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"Wait, the Tillermans."
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"I know who they are, and I know they're-- they're gonna be okay."
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"[squeals] I can narrate again."
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"Which means… [gasps] …the park is not getting sold!"
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"Ha, my violin! [chuckles] I'm back, baby. I'm back."
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"- You did it, Mom. - Ha! You lose."
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"I bet your diaper is so full right now."
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"This isn't over. One day the Brandenham will be mine."
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"And oh, how I'll laugh on that day."
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"[cackles] That's how I'll laugh."
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"I guess I should go officially resign now."
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"I'm swimming with the dolphins in, like, six hours."
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"Oh, also butthole."
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"Well, Bitsy,"
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"you-- you did a nice thing somehow, helping the park."
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"Maybe there's some goodness in there."
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"Oh, I'm definitely still gonna buy the park"
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"your wife with the bad hairdo just saved, four-eyes."
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"I'll find the money again."
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"And when I do, that park will be up to its butt in Sephoras and Quiznos."
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"Well, when you try it, I'll be there to stop you."
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"With my shorts pulled high."
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"Well, it was nice chatting with you."
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"Hopefully your hangover isn't too bad tomorrow."
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"I'm the daughter of dockworkers."
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"Mulled wine is like apple juice to me. I wasn't even close to tipsy."
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"Wait, really? Then why'd you tell me all that stuff?"
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"I didn't trust this deal."
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"If Bitsy lost the Brandenham Hotel, she'd take it out on me."
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"And that's not great for my long-term plan of getting all her money."
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"- So I needed you to help me. - Oh. Huh."
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"So while I was mulling you,"
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"it turns out you were actually lulling me."
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"Look at you, all stealthy."
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"Talk about a great white shark."
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"I know. Those sharks better watch their backs,"
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"'cause Helen's coming for 'em."
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"What a day!"
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"First snow of the season fell."
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"We had hot cocoa."
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"Did anything else happen?"
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"Hmm, not sure. But we saved Central Park."
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"Yes, we did."
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"- Hey, Birdie. - Owen. Paige."
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"And your children, Molly and Cole."
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