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Clips from Central Park - The Lyin' in Winter (S02E02)

"- You named your caterpillar? - Well, technically he's a pupa, but yes,"
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"Oswaldo is part of my science project from school."
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"And he's about to hatch into a beautiful butterfly."
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"Not a butterfly expert, but pretty sure snow is, like, not great for a butterfly."
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"Oswaldo's a mourning cloak butterfly. They're made for winter,"
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"like hot cocoa and Cher singing "O Holy Night.""
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"I can't wait for him to start flapping those beautiful wings"
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"so he can butterfly "effect" some stuff."
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"Butterfly effect some stuff?"
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"Is that where a butterfly flaps its wings in South America,"
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"and it leads to a big chain reaction that makes a blizzard happen here?"
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"Exactly. So much power in such tiny wings."
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"As we butterfly experts like to say, pretty fly."
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"I'm not so sure a tiny thing like a butterfly flapping its wings"
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"can cause a huge change."
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"How dare you question Oswaldo's abilities. He's like my son."
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"[groans] Still no signal. I think we might have to walk to City Hall."
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"You sound so stupid right now. Walk? I don't walk."
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"And certainly not in conditions below 83 degrees."
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"[singsongy] But I know someone who does."
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"Now put those yeti-like feet of yours to work"
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"and find someone to get us back on the road. We need to get to the mayor!"
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"Cool idea to take this drive again. I didn't want my toes anyway."
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"[Shampagne whines]"
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"Oh, do you need to put a log on the fire? You can walk him while you're out."
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"Mmm. I was hoping you'd make this worse."
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"Owen, I failed the park. I failed the city, and I failed the world."
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"So I'm just gonna get drunk on mulled wine and not fail at doing that."
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"Honey, it's not your fault. Would anything cheer you up?"
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"Nope. I mean, unless some sort of lead"
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"that cracks what Bitsy and the mayor are up to"
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"knocks on the door right now."
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"[knocks]"
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"Holy crap."
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"Uh, come in. Wh-What are you doing here?"
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"Bitsy insisted on driving through the park to yell at trees."
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"We hit some ice and we crashed."
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"I left her there with the heater on, but we need to call a tow truck."
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"A tow truck's never gonna come out in this."
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"- Well, we tried. - Shampagne. Shampagne is in our house."
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"Welcome. Shall I give you the tour which may include a doggy bed in my room"
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"in case you needed to crash here?"
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"I was heading to the Brandenham,"
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"but I guess Shampagne got a whiff of something"
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"and dragged me this way before I could stop him."
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"Yeah, that would probably be Cole."
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"I bet my decision to skip my shower last night caused a chain reaction"
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"that made Shampagne pick up my scent and save him from the snow."
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"I'm never showering again. I promise, Shampagne."
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"I butterfly "effected" you right into my smelly arms."
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"Ugh, Bitsy shouldn't be out there. This storm could start back up again."
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"So I guess someone needs to go get her."
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"Oops, look at that. I'm already sitting down."
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"Great. Guess I'll have to find her on foot. Where were you when you crashed?"
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"I don't know. There was a tree that kinda looked like a beardless Abe Lincoln"
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"or a normal Abe Vigoda."
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"I know that tree. Hairless Abe."
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"Bitsy Brandenham, Owen Tillerman's coming to get you, whether you like it or not."
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"Mmm. A lot of spunk for not a lot of reward."
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"What is taking Helen so long? [gulps]"
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"Damn it. Am I gonna have to walk to City Hall?"
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"God, I hope nobody sees me."
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"[grunts] Help! A rich person is getting cold and wet! Help!"
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"Great. She's not in her car. She could be anywhere."
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"Oh. Never mind. She only got to right there."
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"- [shivers] - Bitsy! It's Owen Tillerman!"
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"I'm here to rescue you!"
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"Oh. It's you. I didn't recognize you without your dumb shorts."
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"That doesn't bother me, 'cause I know that they're not dumb."
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"And you're welcome for me coming to save your life."
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"Oh, did you want a trophy? I'll call my trophy guy. Upsies."
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"- Okay. This is normal. - [grunts] Stop talking. Stay still."
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"[Owen panting]"
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"- [chuckles] - What's so funny?"
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"I'm just laughing 'cause I know something you don't know."
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"Uh-huh. [grunts] Well, good for you."
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"[chuckles] Okay, you win. I'm gonna tell you."
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"The park deal is going through today."
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"Wait, Paige was right? I can't believe it."
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"Actually, I-I-I do believe it. You can't do this, Bitsy."
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"What is wrong with you? People need this place."
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"It's the heart of New York."
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"You're looking at this the wrong way, park man."
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"It's an opportunity. Not just for me-- I mean, mostly for me, but for everyone."
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"Also, aren't you kind of sick of fighting for this place?"
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"What has it ever done for you?"
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"♪ You don't understand How much this piece of land means ♪"
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"♪ And that's because you are mean ♪"
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"♪ I mean, this place is an equalizer Down to the fertilizer ♪"
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"♪ The heart of the city that beats from The streets with the people's spirit ♪"
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"♪ Don't ya hear it? This park is a lifeline ♪"
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"♪ A friend of mine Why would you let it die? ♪"
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"♪ Um, one, for the money Two, for the money ♪"
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"♪ Three, tough luck, buddy It's time to close ♪"
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"♪ Four, because I want it Five, so I can flaunt it ♪"
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"♪ Six, I get to tell you It's time to close ♪"
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"♪ I'm pretty sure I've been saying how for two years ♪"
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"♪ This park is perfectly nice to buy Want nature? Go to the Hamptons ♪"
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"♪ Who needs trees Where there could be mansions? ♪"
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"♪ A bang and then a boom Then no more boat house, no more zoo ♪"
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"♪ Here a Wendy's, there a Friendly's People come and spendy, spendies ♪"
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"♪ One, you're diabolic Two, an alcoholic ♪"
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"♪ Three, can it really be time to close? ♪"
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"♪ Soon you'll be evicted Here, let me depict it ♪"
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"♪ Kiss your park goodbye 'Cause it's time to close ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ In the middle of Manhattan ♪"
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"♪ There's a giant shopping mall ♪"
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"♪ We love to spend our money In this massive urban sprawl ♪"
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"- [Cole, Molly, Paige] ♪ Where do we go? ♪ - ♪ In the middle of Manhattan ♪"
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"- ♪ They tore our castle down ♪ - ♪ There's a giant shopping mall ♪"
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"-♪ Bitsy razed it to the ground ♪ - ♪ We love to spend our money ♪"
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"- ♪ And she ran us out of town ♪ - ♪ In this massive urban sprawl ♪"
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"[Bitsy] ♪ And then one by one, surprise It's two more huge high-rises ♪"
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"♪ Three fast food franchises And then, who knows? ♪"
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"♪ Four offshore accounts One family to denounce ♪"
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"♪ At five o'clock tonight It's the time to close ♪"
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"Bitsy!"
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"♪ I raised my kids here Made my home here ♪"
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"♪ Me and my family Oh ♪"
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"♪ Still, you erase the place I love most ♪"
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